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Nudist Vacation - Erotic jokes
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Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water. The son comes running up to his mom and says.Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies. A lot bigger than yours! The mom says.the bigger they are, the dumber they are. So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says.Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddys! The mom says.the bigger they are, the dumber they are. .
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Single women - Erotic jokes
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Why are married women heavier than single women? Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge. Mar 1, 2011 3:38:16 AM. The comments to this entry are closed. A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more. The man said, Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid? Subscribe to this blog's feed.
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Fascinate - Erotic jokes
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A teacher asked her students to use the word fascinate in a sentence. Marta said, My family went to the Louisville Zoo, and it was fascinating to see all the animals. The teacher said, That was good, but I wanted the word fascinate. Sarita raised her hand. She said, My family went to the Cincinnati Zoo and I was fascinated by the animals. Thats good, too, said the teacher, but I wanted the word fascinate. Feb 5, 2011 6:20:03 AM. The comments to this entry are closed. No strings attached. It'll.
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Erotic jokes: Erotic jokes
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3 men and a young girl. In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The four passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns to the erotic. Then, the young girl proposes, If each of you will give me $1.00, I will show you my legs. The men, charmed by this young girl, all pull a buck out of their wallet. And then the girl pulls up her dress a bit to show her legs. Then she says, If each of you gentlemen will give me $10.00, I’ll show you my thighs, . Feb 12, 2011 11:39:02 AM.
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New secretry - Erotic jokes
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The manager hired a new secretary. she was young, sweet, and polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. While leaving the room, she courteously said, Oh sir, did you know that your barracks door was open. He did not understand her remark, but later on happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. The secretary, who was quite witty, replied, Why, no sir, all I saw was a little disabled veteran, sitting on two duffel bags! Feb 7, 2011 10:40:47 PM.
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Sixth Sense - Erotic jokes
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A man goes into his sons room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died. The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed. The next day, Auntie Susie dies. The next day, granddaddy dies. The man goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is so terrified. The next day, the man is scared for his life- he is sure is going to die. After dressing he d...
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In nursing school - Erotic jokes
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A woman enroled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole does when she has an orgasm. She says, Hes at home taking care of the kids. Feb 16, 2011 3:09:42 AM. The comments to this entry are closed. Subscribe to this blog's feed.
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These are complaints - Erotic jokes
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A man is on a train and is carrying three babies. The lady sitting next to him asks, Are they your babies? The man lowers his head and says, No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer complaints. Feb 5, 2011 10:21:35 AM. The comments to this entry are closed. Subscribe to this blog's feed.
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Black panties - Erotic jokes
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Sydney lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression mourning as if it were only yesterday. Her daughter is constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Sandie says she’d go out, but didn’t know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies, Mama! I have someone for you to meet. He in his birthday suit. Looking at her he asks, Why the black panties? He replies, I’d like to offer my condolences. Feb 13, 2011 10:25:14 PM. A woman enroled in n...
