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Plenty of fish...but a lot more creeps: All right all you kittens and cats...
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Wednesday, January 14, 2009. All right all you kittens and cats. I've learned a lot about myself in the past year that I've had this blog. I've learned the things that I will and won't compromise on. I've met some shitty people, I've met some pretty awesome people and it's been one hell of a ride. I'm kind of glad it's over now. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Follow me on Twitter. Check these guys out. Every Day I Write the book. Happy Meals and Happy Hour. I can haz cheezburger. More than a blog.
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Plenty of fish...but a lot more creeps: July 2008
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Tuesday, July 29, 2008. I’ve realized that I can be picky with what sorts of guys I talk to and what sorts of guys I kiss. I didn’t know that for a while, but now I get it. Otherwise, I would still be all wrapped up in the first guy that I met. I think that was Footweiner McLovin’, but I could be wrong. I’m cute. It took me a long time to get here, but if some guy sees a picture of me with my fascinating bio and wants to talk to me, I gotta have something going for me. My hair is awesome. End of story.
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Plenty of fish...but a lot more creeps: September 2008
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Tuesday, September 30, 2008. How creepy is someone when a creepy thinks that they are creepy? Darcy: We don't have v-ball practice today because of the holiday. Darcy: But there's a game tomorrow. Chickenkiller: are you a couch. Chickenkiller: spoke to this werid girl on pof the other day. Darcy: she said she cant stop thinking about me. Darcy: Well aren't you lucky? Chickenkiller: and she was like when can we meet so my dreams can come true. Chickenkiller: and i knew her for 2 days. And that was that.
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Plenty of fish...but a lot more creeps: June 2008
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Monday, June 30, 2008. Darcy - the source of constant amusement. I don't know where Darcy finds these guys. Actually, I do. But it's like they are seeking her out because they think she will have low standards. Since she's friends with me, she has totally high standards. And these guys are gross. I didn't bother to change his name.cause I don't care enough. Darcy: Or at least what it's near? Mattthedragonking: wow you look like ur grandma. Darcy: That's actually my friend's grandmother. Mattthedragonking...
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Plenty of fish...but a lot more creeps: March 2009
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Monday, March 2, 2009. I can't make these people up. Matchcom seems to think that this guy and I would mesh together really well. Match.com says "Meet nicksomething or other. Like you, he likes dogs. Like you, he's the oldest child. Like you, he enjoys a good sports game". This is his about me section. I have not edited it in any way. FUCKING MAGIC. Not only is just about everything spelled wrong, there's no punctuation, and you know, one giant run-on sentence.BUT FUCKING ICK DUDE. Follow me on Twitter.
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Plenty of fish...but a lot more creeps: February 2009
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Wednesday, February 25, 2009. Achilles and I have broken up but we're still cool friends. Honestly. So I went back to Match.com because I am a glutton for punishment. There are a couple of nice guys.but these next 3 are teh winners. SERIOUSLY. Also, aside from my editorials, I have not edited these messages or IMs in any way. He sends me a message on match. Hey you Im Mike. How are you? I want to write to you to tell you more about me and what im looking for! And of couse I would always let you win!
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Plenty of fish...but a lot more creeps: I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaack
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Wednesday, February 25, 2009. Achilles and I have broken up but we're still cool friends. Honestly. So I went back to Match.com because I am a glutton for punishment. There are a couple of nice guys.but these next 3 are teh winners. SERIOUSLY. Also, aside from my editorials, I have not edited these messages or IMs in any way. He sends me a message on match. Hey you Im Mike. How are you? I want to write to you to tell you more about me and what im looking for! And of couse I would always let you win!
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Plenty of fish...but a lot more creeps: August 2008
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Monday, August 25, 2008. Okay, done now. I introduce you to Beatlemania (Darcy came up with that one. This guy.he likes the Beatles). He seemed okay. He's 29, from Avon. Okay dude, we can work with this. But then.oh you, Beatlemania. Me: {about being on vacation two weeks ago and not going to the gym} it was okay. i haven't been working out a lot because i was on vacation and last week i was trying to get back to real life and so on. Beatlemania: sounds like a great vacation. Me: it was awesome. Me: i th...
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Plenty of fish...but a lot more creeps: December 2008
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Sunday, December 28, 2008. As promised so long ago, it’s a blog update. It’s not like I have a good reason not to be updating my blog, but whatever. I’ve been busy? No, that’s a lie. I’ve just been lazy. So where to begin? I didn’t expect to see him at all on lastSunday, but my parents and W were going to a party (that I wasn’t invited to! And he didn’t want me to have PB&J for dinner. So I got to see him again! Okay, done with being sappy. On to my other.issue? Like, a lot? Monday, December 22, 2008.
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Plenty of fish...but a lot more creeps: May 2008
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Friday, May 30, 2008. Dear Egg-shaped head man from Match,. I may have sent you a nice message once you sent me one, but upon further thought, I decided I didn't like you. Please don't send me more messages asking me why. I agree my first move might not have been that well thought out, but I bet you I was intoxicated and I do silly things then. The reason I don't like you is your weird, egg-shaped head. Wednesday, May 28, 2008. Monday, May 26, 2008. Saturday, May 24, 2008. So I texted him and asked him w...
