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Ted Bones' Jokes: January 2010
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A collection of my favourite jokes. Tuesday, 26 January 2010. The one about the virgin bride. A middle aged man and woman meet, fall in love, and decide to get married. On their wedding night they settle into the bridal suite at their hotel and the bride says to her new groom, "Please promise to be gentle,. I am still a virgin.". The startled groom says "How can that be? You've been married 3 times before.". My second husband was a gynecologist and all he ever wanted to do was look at it. That should do ...
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Ted Bones' Jokes: May 2010
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A collection of my favourite jokes. Friday, 28 May 2010. The one about the pastor. The Reverend John Fuzz was a pastor of a small congregation in a little Pennsylvania town. One day he was walking down Main Street and he happened to notice a female member of his congregation sitting in the town bar, drinking beer. The reverend thought this was sinful and not something a member of his congregation should do. He walked through the open door of the bar and sat down next to the woman. Links to this post.
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Ted Bones' Jokes: June 2011
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A collection of my favourite jokes. Tuesday, 28 June 2011. The one about the tattoo. A guy gets home late one night and his wife says, Where the hell have you been? I was out getting a tattoo. What kind of tattoo did you get? I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis. What the hell were you thinking? Why did you get a hundred dollar bill on your penis? Well, number one, I like to watch my money grow. Number two, once in awhile, I like to play with my money. Links to this post. Monday, 27 June 2011. Dad cam...
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Ted Bones' Jokes: October 2010
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A collection of my favourite jokes. Friday, 29 October 2010. The one about the sexy breakfast. An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her husbands sex drive. What about trying Viagra? Not a chance says Mrs. Murphy. He wont even take an aspirin for a headache. No problem, replies the doctor. Drop it into his coffee, he wont even taste it. Try it and come back in a week to let me know how everything went. Oh it was terrible, just terrible doctor. Links to this post. I cant stand it...
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Ted Bones' Jokes: April 2011
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A collection of my favourite jokes. Tuesday, 26 April 2011. The one about the stranded cruise ship passengers. A cruise ship going through some rough waters ended up sinking just off the coast of a small deserted island. There were only three survivors - two men and a woman. The three lived there for a couple of years doing what was natural for men and women. It was very tragic, but the two guys managed to get through it and, after a while, nature once more took its inevitable course. Links to this post.
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Ted Bones' Jokes: July 2011
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A collection of my favourite jokes. Thursday, 28 July 2011. The one about the Doctor's examination. A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor gets around to asking her how often she has intercourse. Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday, she says. The doctor advises her to cut out Wednesday. I cant, says the woman. Thats the only night Im home with my husband! Links to this post. Thursday, 21 July 2011. But invariably ...
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Ted Bones' Jokes: November 2010
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A collection of my favourite jokes. Tuesday, 30 November 2010. The one about the avid golfer. There's a fellow who is an avid golfer. Actually he's a fanatic golfer. He has an early tee time, gets up very early and is golfing all day long. Well this one Saturday morning. He gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his clubs out of the closet, and goes out to his car to drive to the course. To which she replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out golfing? Links to this post. Saturday, 27 November 2010.
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Ted Bones' Jokes: January 2011
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A collection of my favourite jokes. Monday, 31 January 2011. The one about the little boy's story. Little Johnny sees his Daddys car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing. Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly. MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND. Mommy tells him to slow down, but that she wants to hear the story. Links to this post.
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Ted Bones' Jokes: September 2010
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A collection of my favourite jokes. Tuesday, 28 September 2010. The one about the circle flies. A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. Links to this post. Friday, 24 September 2010. Little...
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Ted Bones' Jokes: June 2010
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A collection of my favourite jokes. Thursday, 24 June 2010. The one about the plane crash. A blonde woman, a black woman and a hispanic woman were traveling across the country by jet. Half way through the trip, the pilot comes on the intercom and announces, "I have some bad news. We are having major engine trouble and a crash is inevitable, so please prepare yourself.". The blonde immediately opens her purse and frantically touches up her makeup. The Hispanic woman says, "What are you doing? Adam looked ...