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Small Sagas: July 2010
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In which Rachel lives a little life on the coast of North Carolina. Sunday, July 25, 2010. The Saga of Size, Sighs. This title is not meant as a pun (though it is a fine one), but rather as stakes to ground the flyaway tarps that are me trying to make my life into sentences. See also: that past sentence. But first, Pinto. I know, guys, I know, you're all out there rolling your eyes thinking Juh-heee-zus Rachel shut up about your dang dog already. Also, he is a moose. Then there's the fact that I have bee...
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Small Sagas: The Saga of Too Many Sagas.
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In which Rachel lives a little life on the coast of North Carolina. Tuesday, December 7, 2010. The Saga of Too Many Sagas. Friends and followers (all FIFTEEN OF YOU! I bring you, unabridged and undiluted and only marginally exaggerated for humor and readability, the thesis of the past twelve months. Otherwise known as The Year in Review. No gimmicks; no sorting by alphabet. No month-by-month rundown. Simply this:. Dear 2010, You Fucking Sucked. Good Riddance. Love, Rachel. Talk of the Nation! And decided...
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Small Sagas: September 2010
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In which Rachel lives a little life on the coast of North Carolina. Friday, September 3, 2010. The Saga of Can-Do-Ismus and Work Work Play. And suddenly it's September. Friends, I had a remarkable revelation the other day- and no, it was not if you make Pinto's leg thump hard enough while scratching him he will fart, nor was it that it's probably time to buy groceries when there's only some sad eggrolls and a 2-liter of Coke (to be mixed with rum) in the fridge, nor was it oh, my underwear is inside out.
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Small Sagas: June 2010
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In which Rachel lives a little life on the coast of North Carolina. Wednesday, June 23, 2010. The Saga of Radioga. Radio-ga = Radio Yoga = what this post is about. Why was this such a huge landmark for me? I don't know. Why was I so damn nervous? Okay maybe still a little. Enough that I am "stepping up" my efforts (as the young kids say these days) because when I hit fifty, I'm throwing the Skinny Soiree. Fancy dress will be mandatory. As will the shots. One shot per pound lost? So I went to yoga. Okay, ...
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Small Sagas: April 2011
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In which Rachel lives a little life on the coast of North Carolina. Saturday, April 2, 2011. The Saga of POSITIVITY! Friends. Friends. I tell you this, and it is true:. I made my hip hop debut last night, to a crowd of some fifty spectators, with three beers in me and a whole heck of gumption. And it was awesome! This year, I wanted in. And it's true; I'm a hog for attention. I never get so patent a rush as when I read, when I'm standing up in front of folks, and they're laughing. And then, yeah, maybe I...
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Small Sagas: The Saga of POSITIVITY!!!
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In which Rachel lives a little life on the coast of North Carolina. Saturday, April 2, 2011. The Saga of POSITIVITY! Friends. Friends. I tell you this, and it is true:. I made my hip hop debut last night, to a crowd of some fifty spectators, with three beers in me and a whole heck of gumption. And it was awesome! This year, I wanted in. And it's true; I'm a hog for attention. I never get so patent a rush as when I read, when I'm standing up in front of folks, and they're laughing. And then, yeah, maybe I...
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Small Sagas: February 2010
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In which Rachel lives a little life on the coast of North Carolina. Friday, February 26, 2010. The Saga of I Love Puppies. Here are a few things you should know to fully understand the contents of the following post:. 1 I love dogs. And when I say "I love dogs" I don't mean I am a fan of dogs, I enjoy dogs, or I admire them from a distance. I mean I love. Like the rest of Vienna. Oh, those swanky, swanky Viennese and their breakfasts. But this is cryptic Xanga-esque shit! We will leave it at this: Februa...
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Small Sagas: March 2010
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In which Rachel lives a little life on the coast of North Carolina. Thursday, March 4, 2010. The Saga of Pinto. Will this blog be temporarily devoted to my new dog? As of thirty minutes from right now, Pinto will have been a part of our lives for one solid week. And Jesus H, what a week. Pinto, however, is not Penny. He is also not a dog. He is a puppy. More specifically, he is a little furry adorable hellbeast monster baby. At first, we laugh at the scream, because it is such a disproportionately hideou...
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Small Sagas: So Long Saga.
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In which Rachel lives a little life on the coast of North Carolina. Thursday, July 7, 2011. I'm retiring this blog indefinitely. No crisis, no emergency. The status of my bloggin' can be summed up as this:. When I come back like Jordan. Wearin' the 45, it ain't to play games with you. It's to aim at you, probably maim you. If I owe you I'm blowing you to smithereens. Cocksucker take one for your team. And I need you to remember one thing:. I came, I saw, I conquered. I typed that from memory!
