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Witless Protection Program: November 2014
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Friday, November 28, 2014. New Twists on an Old Tradition. Like most families I know, I do turkey on Thanksgiving. And when I say "I do the turkey," it means that I. That bit of common sense set me straight and reminded me that cooking is a science and. The breast is significantly smaller than a store-bought bird. The legs are longer and thicker than a store-bought bird. This brings the white meat to dark meat ratio closer to 50-50. As I said, I used a meat thermometer for the first time. I used a th...
Witless Protection Program: April 2015
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Tuesday, April 28, 2015. Proud to be Cheap. My kids spend a lot of time and energy teasing me and calling me cheap. There's something they don't understand though. it doesn't bother me. In fact, I wear that moniker kind of proudly. It's a trait that I came by honestly. Furthermore, "cheap" often translates into "Dad doesn't buy me everything I want.". Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). My Xbox 360 GamerCard. The Best of Evan (By Topic). Proud to be Cheap. View my complete profile.
Witless Protection Program: February 2015
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Saturday, February 28, 2015. My Thoughts on Net Neutrality. A couple of days ago, I asked my Facebook friends to share their thoughts on Net Neutrality. The overwhelming majority of people who commented oppose Net Neutrality on the premise that government intervention stifles innovation. Now that a couple of days have passed, I think it's fitting that I answer my own question. Alternatively, let's say that the new Comcast CEO is a hard core Catholic who decided to slow or block traffic to sites that have...
Witless Protection Program: Another Evening with Slipknot
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Monday, May 11, 2015. Another Evening with Slipknot. Back in November, my best friend and I went to see Slipknot and Korn in concert in Moline, Il. ( Click here. By the time the concert was over, I was physically drained, and my clothes were soaked with sweat. I suspect I lost a couple of pounds in water weight. But I created another lasting memory with my younger daughter. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). My Xbox 360 GamerCard. The Best of Evan (By Topic). Another Evening with Slipknot.
Witless Protection Program: January 2015
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Wednesday, January 28, 2015. Last night I spent the evening bonding with my younger daughter. We did this by texting Haikus back and forth. It was part conversation, part poetry, all fun. With this in mind, I figured I'd post a few of my writings. Most of these Haikus came to mind during the night, after the Haiku text-a-thon with my daughter. Lotion on its skin. Or it gets the hose again. I don't want to die. A fifth of Jim Beam whiskey. You don't talk about Fight Club. Don't talk about it. Between the ...
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Life, What the hell is going on?: Some Bitter, Cynical Advice
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Tuesday, September 30, 2014. Some Bitter, Cynical Advice. I've actually tried to write this post about 7 times now, and each time I've given up, basically because it's made sound like a jaded, cynical asshole. It all started during a slow day at work. Someone asked a hypothetical question:. If you could go back in time, meet yourself when you were 12 and pass on some advice, what would that advice be? Finally, after much thought, my response came down to this:. I live in the real world! At school, your t...
Life, What the hell is going on?: WTF is wrong with the UK?
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Friday, March 06, 2015. WTF is wrong with the UK? Ok, I'd like someone to explain something to me. I was on a website looking at movie props. I'll admit that most of the actual production stuff is way out of my price range but, hey, I like to look. So I see an awesome gun that was used on Firefly and immediately geeked out.but when I looked at the page I saw the following:. The violent crime reduction bill. What the fuck, England? What am I going to do? Point it at someone and shout 'bang' loudly? This i...
Life, What the hell is going on?: December 2013
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Monday, December 23, 2013. Breaking my silence with a rant. About 15 years ago, I got a call from my Uncle asking if I could build a PC for my cousin. This was a bit surprising because I’d built him a PC about a year earlier and I’d made everything absolutely top of the line. He had. A PC that was still fairly high end.and I knew for a fact. He’d barely touched it in the entire time he had it. So I asked my Uncle why he needed a new PC. My answer was simple. No Not just no, but fuck. You see, all headpho...
Life, What the hell is going on?: March 2012
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Thursday, March 22, 2012. Warning - Mass Effect 3 spoilers ahead. You have been warned. There's been a bit of a nerd-storm over the past week or so about the ending to Mass Effect 3. First spoiler: The game ends with Shepherd dying. In any other media, we're okay with the hero dying (as long as they die in a satisfying and suitably heroic way). The Matrix Trilogy ends with Neo dying. Alien 3 ends with Ripley sacrificing herself. Everyone. To give his life to save the galaxy. In the back of every game...
Life, What the hell is going on?: December 2014
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Tuesday, December 23, 2014. Why Santa is a Time Lord. The first question we have to ask is, why does Santa do what he does? Seriously, who goes to that level of trouble to give gifts to people with nothing in return? Well, if we look at The Doctor's track record, he's dedicated his entire life to helping people. He's particularly fond of humans and basically exists to make people feel safe and happy. Basically, doing Santa's job is something that fits with everything we know about The Doctor. If Santa st...
Life, What the hell is going on?: June 2014
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Monday, June 30, 2014. So I've just had a very frustrating game of Battlefield 4. Usually I hate sniping in games, and I think I suffer from the same problem anyone who has experience with a real rifle has - Usually bullets in games travel like laser beams: They travel in a perfectly straight line and hit the instant you pull the trigger. As someone who would regularly shoot a real rifle at over 200 meters (I know, hardly sniper ranges, but it was. It's frustrating as hell. I know, I know.I know a lo...
Life, What the hell is going on?: May 2014
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Tuesday, May 13, 2014. 50 Bullshit Facts Some Asshole Made Up. So, I stumbled across this little gem today: The 50 Things Every Man Should Know. It's not very often I read such misinformed, sexist bullshit, so I felt the need to respond, at least to the more ridiculous ones. Original text in black, my response in blue:. 1 We don’t like being slobbered on. Please swallow your spit before you kiss us. Back at you. Women do this too. 4 It is about ten times harder for us to lose weight than you. Our bod...
Life, What the hell is going on?: August 2014
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Sunday, August 31, 2014. Real Money for Fake Items. So, I read an article recently about how a battle in Eve Online cost hundreds of thousands of real dollars. The (rather snide) article pointed out that you can buy in-game currency for real money, meaning every ship in the game has a real cash value, with some ships costing upwards of $3000. Well, first of all, that's a bit misleading. Yes, technically, all the ships have a real cash value, but you can still get these ships by playing the game. That's t...
Life, What the hell is going on?: April 2014
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Sunday, April 20, 2014. We spend our entire lives being told that 'it's what's inside that counts' and that who you are inside is the 'real you'. I think this is complete and utter horseshit. At best, the person you are 'inside' is the person you want. To be The way you act and the way you behave is the 'real you'. Basically, if you act like a good, caring person, you are. A good, caring person. If you act like an asshole, you're an asshole, plain and simple. Who is the real nice guy? The nice guy is the...
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May I remember you, understand you, and love you. Increase these gifts in me until you have re formed me completely. St. Augustine. Wednesday, December 26, 2012. 10 Best Books of 2012. In no particular order. TEN BOOKS THAT BREATHED LIFE INTO ME THIS YEAR:. Sum: Forty Tales from the Afterlives. David Eagleman. This was a pure delight for the imagination! When I Was a Child I Read Books. Leadership on the Line: Staying Alive through the Dangers of Leading. Heifetz and Linsky. This book was suggested t...
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Friday, February 23, 2018. My Two Cents on the Florida Shooting. I've seen pro-gun advocates scream that it's wrong to blame the tool (the gun) for the actions of the person wielding the tool. You know what? I've seen gun control advocates scream that (insert mass shooting incident here) wouldn't have occurred if the gun hadn't fallen into the perpetrator's hands. You know what? I saw kids walk out of classrooms to protest the violence. I saw kids standing up and saying enough is enough! Last night I wat...
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