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EWS - Drink & Shot Recipes
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Organized from strongest to weakest). Long Island Iced Tea. Vodka, Rum, Tequila, Gin, Sour Mix, Cola. Vodka, Rum, Tequila, Gin, Chambord rasberry liqueur. Vodka, amaretto, triple sec, white creme de cacao, light cream. A shot of jager and a 1/2 can of red bull. Tequila, Triple Sec, Sour Mix, Salt. Vodka, irish cream, kahlua, milk. Rum, Coconut/Pineapple Mix (store bought). Vodka and cranberry juice. Vodka, peach schnaps, and orange juice. Vodka, midori, pineapple juice. Vodka, midori, cranberry juice.
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EWS - Drinking Games
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Up and Down the River.
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EWS Drunk Stories
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The stories are real . The people are real . And the next morning really sucked. Picking a fight with the bathroom mirror. Throwing a snow ball into a car window, hitting the driver in the face, and getting pounded for it. Skinny dipping gone terribly wrong. Waking up in the bar bathroom in the middle of the night. A really bad 'Never Have I Ever'. Never throw ice cubes at crazy black girls. Literally breaking into your own bedroom. Asking an alcoholic if their AA book is a good read. And much much more!
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EWS Drinking Toasts
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Here's to cheating, stealing, fighting, and drinking. If you cheat, may you cheat death. If you steal, may you steal a woman's heart. If you fight, may you fight for a brother. And if you drink, may you drink with me. Dance as if no one were watching,. Sing as if no one were listening,. And live every day as if it were your last. May you be in heaven a half hour. Before the devil knows you're dead.". When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.