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Lady Maladroit: Black Box
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Sunday, October 03, 2010. Although my Grandmother died eight years ago, my inheritance has only just surfaced. Her demon husband, the step father of my mother lingered after her and kept her treasures horded close. Although he remarried soon after her death, he had no qualms in keeping that which wasn’t his, no matter what his new wife thought. As I opened up my newly acquired treasure trove, sights and sounds came back to me. Item One: a plastic bread bag full of butter knives with bone handles. The jam...
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Lady Maladroit: The Liquid Girl
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Sunday, June 29, 2008. 8220; See the amazing Liquid Girl! 8221; Shouted the man in a faded velvet jacket. “Watch her slowly melt before your eyes! The threadbare curtains are pulled back to reveal a girl in a blue woollen bathing suit, covered with white pearls. She is sitting on a stool in the centre of the stage. The stage is sloped at the front, and has a funnel that runs from below the girls feet to a trough at the front of the stage. Her skin is shining with droplets. 8221; She was so surprised to h...
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Lady Maladroit: April 2008
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Tuesday, April 01, 2008. 8221; his boss yelled across the room, luckily it was a slow day, hence Josh's opportunity to get to the cobweb, so there were no customers to be alarmed. Except Josh of course, he was quite alarmed, what exactly was he doing wrong? His boss explained. “ The shop is meant to have cobwebs, that's what gives it such a great book shop atmosphere. You may sweep and mop the floor each night before you leave the store, but that's it! 8220;Oh God, the coffee! 8221; she exclaimed. The pa...
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Lady Maladroit: January 2007
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Tuesday, January 02, 2007. Susan liked sounds and anti-sounds, she liked to write lists of her favourite words, sounding them out as she wrote them in a whisper and circling the silent parts of them. Sweetheart" that inaudible 'th' soft, like a caress. Phonograph" the long and short combinations. Knight" the sister word to night, its secret letter only revealed on paper. Susan became an eavesdropper to conversations over tea and chocolate cake. As Susan walked about the house, or shifted in her bed at ni...
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Sprinklers That Come On At 3am: Yuss
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Sprinklers That Come On At 3am. Friday, July 11, 2008. Looks like everything's coming up Milhouse for me. I have a semi job interview on Wednesday, I got paid for two lots of jewellery from some stockists (although this will just go into more materials), and I will be participating in a mathematics research study (for $). Yay So now buying those pairs of shoes has all worked out (I got the man-style ones and I f* *ing love them). I'm tired but I don't want to go to sleep. View my complete profile.
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Sprinklers That Come On At 3am: meep
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Sprinklers That Come On At 3am. Tuesday, December 04, 2007. Hey I just remember about this place. I was thinking maybe I'll start blogging again. But then again, maybe I will for awhile and then delete all my posts again like I usually do. Purge purge purge. I like to purge. I like to pretend I never felt that embarassing way, or I never tried to write well and then failed miserably. But who cares if this reads like crap. It's not for anyone else. And I am a dork, so there you go. View my complete profile.
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Lady Maladroit: Dishes
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Tuesday, April 01, 2008. 8221; his boss yelled across the room, luckily it was a slow day, hence Josh's opportunity to get to the cobweb, so there were no customers to be alarmed. Except Josh of course, he was quite alarmed, what exactly was he doing wrong? His boss explained. “ The shop is meant to have cobwebs, that's what gives it such a great book shop atmosphere. You may sweep and mop the floor each night before you leave the store, but that's it! 8220;Oh God, the coffee! 8221; she exclaimed. The pa...
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Lady Maladroit: June 2008
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Sunday, June 29, 2008. 8220; See the amazing Liquid Girl! 8221; Shouted the man in a faded velvet jacket. “Watch her slowly melt before your eyes! The threadbare curtains are pulled back to reveal a girl in a blue woollen bathing suit, covered with white pearls. She is sitting on a stool in the centre of the stage. The stage is sloped at the front, and has a funnel that runs from below the girls feet to a trough at the front of the stage. Her skin is shining with droplets. 8221; She was so surprised to h...
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Lady Maladroit: October 2010
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Sunday, October 03, 2010. Although my Grandmother died eight years ago, my inheritance has only just surfaced. Her demon husband, the step father of my mother lingered after her and kept her treasures horded close. Although he remarried soon after her death, he had no qualms in keeping that which wasn’t his, no matter what his new wife thought. As I opened up my newly acquired treasure trove, sights and sounds came back to me. Item One: a plastic bread bag full of butter knives with bone handles. The jam...
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Lady Maladroit: The Princess and the Pea.
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Tuesday, November 13, 2007. The Princess and the Pea. Once upon a time, isn´t that the way all fairy stories begin? Upon a time, beyond time, a realm where imagination is paramount and rules over a kingdom lush and fertile. So to begin again. Once beyond a time there was, of course a kingdom. This kingdom is ruled, of course, by a king. The king had a son, a prince of course! The years pass, the king ages and the prince begins to think about finding a princess to marry. The king was preparing for bed, wh...
