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Quit playin' hide the shalaylee! Tuesday, February 19, 2008. Good morning and God Bless. : clears throat:. Well Imus in the Morn', you decided to take a sick day last Friday, when I was plannin' on makin' me triumphant return back to your stupid show, ya raspy-throated sack of elephant dung ya, bejeez. WHICH DOESN'T BELONG AND WHY? Which doesn't belong and why? C) Imus in the Morn'. God Bless Us and Save Us! Fake Cardinal Egan, bejeez. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Fake Cardinal Egan, bejeez.

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Fake Cardinal Egan: October 2007

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Quit playin' hide the shalaylee! Monday, October 22, 2007. Good morning and God Bless. : clears throat:. Good morning to you too, Imus in the Morn'; I got a phone call last night, meant for you - the California Raisins were calling, and they wanted to offer you their botox coupons, bejeez. But I digress, Imus in the Morn'. If you ever do go to Iraq, ya dry-heaving. Some limp-wristed scumbags can't tie their shoes, so they have to practice with a bigger string? WHICH DOESN'T BELONG AND WHY? Well Imus in t...

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Fake Cardinal Egan

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Quit playin' hide the shalaylee! Sunday, January 6, 2008. Good morning and God Bless. : clears throat:. Well Imus in the Morn', it's good to hear you say you know who you should and shouldn't be invitin' back on your stupid show, bejeez. I'll be expectin' a phone call from your decayin' face, moltin' and mumblin' with your invitation to have me back! But anyway Imus in the Morn', did ya see the bull dyke junior senator got pounded by the two men on top of her in the Iowa primary? Lord, we pray that Britn...

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Fake Cardinal Egan

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Quit playin' hide the shalaylee! Wednesday, January 9, 2008. Good morning and God Bless. : clears throat:. I wanna run through some of the presidential candidates for you Imus in the Morn'. Just so we're all on the same when it comes to these idiots, although we all know that you, with the exception of John McCain, would close your eyes and wish them into the cornfield, ya scarecrow-lookin' crater-faced idiot, bejeez. It's time to pray, bejeez, now bow your heads! WHICH DOESN'T BELONG AND WHY!

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Fake Cardinal Egan: July 2007

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Quit playin' hide the shalaylee! Tuesday, July 31, 2007. Good morning and God Bless. : clears throat:. Let me ask ya this, Imus in the Morn'. Did you catch the soccer game the other day? The ragheads Saudis played the Iraqi towelheads, and the towelheads won. I'm surprised they didn't celebrate by sending one of their own to the field with a Jew strapped to his back to blow themselves up, bejeez. Did you see that John Roberts has turned into Gerald Ford, Imus in the Morn'? WHICH DOESN'T BELONG AND WHY?

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Fake Cardinal Egan: September 2007

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Quit playin' hide the shalaylee! Tuesday, September 25, 2007. Good morning and God Bless. : clears throat:. It's nice to be back from my little vacation Imus in the Morn' - and how's yours goin', bejeez? The next time you're on TV, it's gonna be during a funeral procession ya decayin' pedophile ya. Now let's talk about some important stuff, before me teeth fall out and someone has to go get the Poligrip. Did you see the little man on campus yesterday, Imus in the Morn'? WHICH DOESN'T BELONG AND WHY?

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Fake Cardinal Egan: December 2007

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Quit playin' hide the shalaylee! Friday, December 28, 2007. Good morning and God Bless. : clears throat:. Well Imus in the Morn', it's good to see ya put 3 weeks into your new show, and then took a week off for vacation. What're ya tired from, dirtbag - not used to dryheavin' for so long without takin' a break anymore, bejeez? Was your little kiddie camp and it's lack of air while ya sleep startin' to be appealin', ya antediluvian douche bag ya, bejeez. I caught a glimpse of her on the Drudge website the...

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Fake Cardinal Egan: November 2007

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Quit playin' hide the shalaylee! Sunday, November 25, 2007. Good morning and God Bless : clears throat: . But let's get down to business Imus in the Morn'. Hulk Hogan's wife is filin' for divorce, and the dumb ho forgot to tell him, bejeez! WHICH DOESN'T BELONG AND WHY? Which doesn't belong and why? C) Imus in the Morn'. God bless us and save us! Fake Cardinal Egan, bejeez. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Fake Cardinal Egan, bejeez. This is all a joke, don't sue me you dumb bastards. * *.

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Fake Cardinal Egan

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Quit playin' hide the shalaylee! Friday, December 28, 2007. Good morning and God Bless. : clears throat:. Well Imus in the Morn', it's good to see ya put 3 weeks into your new show, and then took a week off for vacation. What're ya tired from, dirtbag - not used to dryheavin' for so long without takin' a break anymore, bejeez? Was your little kiddie camp and it's lack of air while ya sleep startin' to be appealin', ya antediluvian douche bag ya, bejeez. I caught a glimpse of her on the Drudge website the...