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Game On Cafe: August 2007

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I'm going put this little mofo in my pocket wherever I go. Just in. case. Mark it in your day planner. Put that in your pipe and inject it into your pleasure core, then gleefully roll around in feces for awhile. Kings of Power 4 Billion Percent. From the dude who rocked your face with Pirate Baby's Cabana Battle '06. But wait, there's more. I said the Sherrif is a Ni. Posted by Jeff C. If you've seen " Blazing Saddles. I think it will be interesting to see if this affects the production of the game at al...

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Game On Cafe: January 2007

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How I'd Fix Video Games pt.1. 1 Don't make the player wait through your delightful and clever interface animation. A player with 2 hours under his belt will know where he wants to go in your navigation by rote memory. He doesn't need to watch the interface slide, fade, or twirl with jazzy sparkles. Stop wasting the players' lives with Jazzy Sparkle. How i'd fix video games. Posted by Jeff C. Zomg, i got 2nd post. First post. omg. Speaking of alien toilets. Im looking for an alien toilet.

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Game On Cafe: March 2007

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Some crazy kids got their panties in a mighty uproar over the idea of previously PS3 exclusive, Devil May Cry 3 going cross-platform and will henceforth boycott all future Capcom. Products. You know, 'cause they're fed up with Capcom. Demoralizing [.] not only the gamers, but also Sony itself." Those charlatans. Labels: devil may cry. Living in the Shadow of Miyamoto. There's a great article on Gamasutra. About a naught mentioned designer behind the Zelda games following Ocarina of Time, Eiji Aonuma.

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Game On Cafe: December 2007

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If this motherfucker talks, I'm buying a farm. Speaking of alien toilets. Never before has a banner ad managed to capture the essence of an elf taking a dump in the woods. I'm looking for an alien toilet. To park my bricks. Posted by Jeff C. So it would seem that 3D realms has decided to finally try again with promoting Duke Nukem (taking) Forever. Do you like how i made that little joke there? Labels: can you say "who cares". Lolz @ Capcom Fanart. Speaking of alien toilets. Im looking for an alien toilet.

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Game On Cafe: September 2007

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Chun-Li gets cock slapped. Seen on the official Capcom Store. Is that what I think it is, next to Chun-Li's face? If so, she seems mighty calm for someone about to get a cheek-ful of balogna. Harvey Birdman Street Fighter = ASPLODE. From the new Harvey Birdman: DS game. Best thing of the day. Get the gist of this:. Http:/ biz.yahoo.com/bw/070919/20070919005346.html? Http:/ www.playspan.com/company.html. Happy talk like a Pirate day. Posted by Jeff C. It's so funny, because it's so true. Posted by Jeff C.

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Game On Cafe: May 2007

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DRM or not, your songs know who you are. According to an Ars Technica article with some hex snooping by the Electronic Frontier Foundation, it looks like any song you transfer from iTunes will be branded with your full name and email in addition to 360k of "mystery information.". Phoenix Wright causes Blogger legalese! Why is it that every newsbyte about the Phoenix Wright series begins with either "OBJECTION" or "TAKE THAT"? Oh Sega, we misses you. Posted by Jeff C. This trailer is shit hot. When the CE...

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Game On Cafe: July 2007

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Posted by Jeff C. So long sucker, have fun working for your big successful new game company. If your not lead game designer within one year we will fly out to Cali' and punch you in the nards! Speaking of alien toilets. Im looking for an alien toilet. Lolz @ Capcom Fanart. Best Blog Headline Evar. FYI, youre all gonna die! If you steal our shit, our Legal department will give you herpes. 2007.

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Game On Cafe: October 2007

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FYI, you're all gonna die! Posted by Jeff C. I didn't realize your little game was being run by taskmaster nazis with a monolithic hardon for favicons. Fuck you, buddy. *wink* *heart* *handjob*. My update this week is a new character illustration which may end up replacing the main character. Get your motherfucking face melted. Right here: Brutal Legend. I've started an initiative to plug bits of hair and teeth into the Flash sidescroller basework I created a while back. These two jerks are to blame:.

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Game On Cafe: November 2007

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The reason there hasn't been any new blog posts recently is because I'm supporting the writer's strike by instituting a pledge of writing silence. Yeah! See if you fuckers can eke out some scrap of meaning in your toiling, withering lives without the heavenly scripture flowing from the font of angelic brilliance that bursts from my thought hole through the annals of eloquence to the effulgent columns of inspiration and into your dark, chasmic, empty coil. PS. Eat a dick. Best Blog Headline Evar.