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Jokes To Make You Laugh: Wrong Way
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Jokes To Make You Laugh. Wednesday, January 9, 2013. A blonde was driving down the Freeway when her Mobile phone rang. It was her husband warning her: "Darling", he said, "I just heard on the news that there is a car going the wrong way down the Freeway. Please be careful! Its not just one car", cried the blonde, "There's f#cking. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Funny Quotes From Famous People. Quotes From Mae West. Laugh With Mulla Nasrudin. An Important Phone Call. A blonde was driving down the Fre...
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Jokes To Make You Laugh: Forgot Something?
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Jokes To Make You Laugh. Thursday, March 21, 2013. A man calls his wife and says to her, "Honey, I just got the chance of a lifetime to go on a week-long fishing trip with my boss. Could you pack up my things so that they will be ready when I get home? Sure, honey," his wife answers."Oh, and could you please pack my blue silk pyjamas? It was great." the husband answers. "But you forgot to pack my blue silk pyjamas." "No I didn't," said his wife. "They were in your tacklebox.". Quotes From Mae West. When ...
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Jokes To Make You Laugh: Juror's Excuse
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Jokes To Make You Laugh. Monday, July 6, 2009. Judge: "Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: "I don't want to be away from my job for that long.". Judge: "Can't they do without you at work? Juror: "Yes, but I don't want them to know that.". Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Funny Quotes From Famous People. Quotes From Mae West. Laugh With Mulla Nasrudin. An Important Phone Call. A blonde was driving down the Freeway when her Mobile phone rang. It was her husband wa...
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Jokes To Make You Laugh: Can't Deposit
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Jokes To Make You Laugh. Monday, April 14, 2014. A man goes to a sperm bank and says, "I'd like to make a deposit please.". The doctor says, "Go and fill this up," and gives the man a bottle. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Funny Quotes From Famous People. Quotes From Mae West. Laugh With Mulla Nasrudin. Seeing her friend Sally wearing a new locket, Meg asks if there is a memento of some sort inside. “Yes,” says Sally, “a lock of my husband. An Important Phone Call. A young couple got married and lef...
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Jokes To Make You Laugh: Alcohol Is Bad For Legs
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Jokes To Make You Laugh. Friday, October 14, 2011. Alcohol Is Bad For Legs. A man approached a lovely young lady at the bar, "May I buy you a cocktail? She answered, "No, thank you. Alcohol is bad for my legs.". He replied, "Oh. I'm sorry to hear that. Do they swell? She said, "No, they open! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Funny Quotes From Famous People. Quotes From Mae West. Laugh With Mulla Nasrudin. An Important Phone Call. A blonde was driving down the Freeway when her Mobile phone rang. It...
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Jokes To Make You Laugh: Wrong Train
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Jokes To Make You Laugh. Friday, November 30, 2012. A businessman was travelling overnight on a train to Paddington for a very important meeting. He told the conductor, "I am getting off in Padding for a meeting of such importance that I would not want to miss for the world. I would therefore appreciate it if you could wake me up at my destination at whatever costs. throw me off the train if need be.". Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Funny Quotes From Famous People. Quotes From Mae West. When I was m...
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Jokes To Make You Laugh: You Are The one
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Jokes To Make You Laugh. Sunday, March 24, 2013. You Are The one. I got home from work last night and said to my wife, "You are a one". She said "What do you mean, I am a one? I said, "If Bo Derek's a ten, you're a one". Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Funny Quotes From Famous People. Quotes From Mae West. Laugh With Mulla Nasrudin. Seeing her friend Sally wearing a new locket, Meg asks if there is a memento of some sort inside. “Yes,” says Sally, “a lock of my husband. An Important Phone Call. A wom...
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Jokes To Make You Laugh: Getting A Date
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Jokes To Make You Laugh. Wednesday, July 1, 2009. There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date. The guy said, "It's simple. I just say, I'm a lawyer."So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After she said "No," he told her that it was probably a good thing because he had a case early in the morning.She said, "Oh! He said, "Why,. Yes I am! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Funny Quotes From Famous People. Quotes From Mae West. When ...
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Jokes To Make You Laugh: The Art Thief
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Jokes To Make You Laugh. Saturday, December 22, 2012. A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre museum. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Funny Quotes From Famous People. Quotes From Mae West. Laugh With Mulla Nasrudin. An Important Phone Call. A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When th...
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Jokes To Make You Laugh: A Trip To The Racetrack
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Jokes To Make You Laugh. Friday, December 7, 2012. A Trip To The Racetrack. A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local racetrack - Churchill Downs - to learn about thoroughbred horses. When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. Having no choice, she went inside and began hoisting the boys up one by one so they could reach the urinals.