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Tom Henry: November 2010
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Wednesday, November 10, 2010. Death Of A Sailsman. Tuesday, November 2, 2010. For those of you who don't know, I've spent the last two months writing my very own Halloween joke book. This past Saturday, October the thirtieth, I sent it in to the publishing company, right on time for Halloween of course, and it was rejected. Why do vampires always check their hair on Skype (or other video chat programs)? Because they can't see themselves in the mirror. He didn't like being on the web. Ok, which joke?
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Tom Henry: Masterpiece (Sarcastic)
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Friday, April 22, 2011. This is my newest movie (film). April 27, 2011 at 4:31 PM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Tom Henry (I (me) writes jokish type things and says jokish type things in Toronto. Send me email if you like. tomdhenry@gmail.com. View my complete profile. What I Did And How I Am. Slim Twig Shoots The Shit. No One's Laughing But You. Chris Locke's Comedy Blog. Aaron Eves Types Words.
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Tom Henry: January 2011
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Wednesday, January 12, 2011. A Letter To Ebert. Dear Mr. Ebert,. As Oscar season approaches, I realize the workload of a professional film critic can be daunting. This is why I'm prepared to offer you my services, I being an aspiring/professional film critic (references available upon formal request*). In the unlikely event you choose not to use any of my writing, well, I would hate to think of you having new competition in the movie watching and reviewing circuit. Black Swan is in the black! Tim (Allen)...
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Tom Henry: Interview: Sofia Coppola
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Monday, April 4, 2011. This winter I had the oppourtunity to sit down with one of the best filmmakers, Sofia Coppola. Her new movie, Somewhere. Is in theaters now. It stars Dakota Fanning's sister and Andrew Dorff. Tom Henry: Hi Sofia, it's a pleasure. Sorry, what's going on? TH: I'm here to interview you. SC: Oh right, ok, everyone's always pulling me in so many directions. TH: That must be hard. SC: It is, that's why I do what I do for people. SC: What are you kidding me? SC: Oh, you know him? SC: Of c...
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Tom Henry: May 2011
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Wednesday, May 18, 2011. I've been reading this book called Hollywood Insider Secrets, and I thought I'd share with you what I thought are some of the most interesting tidbits. Brad Pitt didn't get famous from acting talent or good looks. A producer actually spotted him riding his bike with no hands. It turns out, it actually was as impressive as he thought it was. Similarily, Tobey Maguire was not recruited for acting talent or looks, he was spotted on the subway, drumming on his lap along to his iPod.
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Tom Henry: August 2010
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Wednesday, August 18, 2010. Hi guys. Too formal? Ok, hey guys. I made this video with a lot of the funniest guys that live in the city that I live in. Is my writing style getting too chunky? I think this old blog is going to cut the sides off again, does anyone know how to fix that? So anyway, click the thing that lets you watch it on youtube. If you liked this, Chris Locke and Derek Horn, who I made this video with, also made this gem. Tuesday, August 3, 2010. JF: Great, just call me James. JF: Sure....
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Tom Henry: Pitt/Clooney
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Monday, September 12, 2011. Tue, Sep 6, 2011, 10:46 AM. George Clooney here. Heard we'd both be in Toronto this weekend. Was wondering if you wanted to meet up and see which one of us is more famous. I'm thinking we'll go eat dinner on a patio somewhere, and see which of our names gets screamed more. What do you think pal? Ps Remember when we were in Oceans 11? Wed, Sep 7, 2011, 8:50 AM. Wed, Sep 7, 2011, 8:57 AM. And she goes, "No, of course I was ogling you, I have a lazy eye.". If we're gonna spend ou...
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Tom Henry: April 2010
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Saturday, April 10, 2010. Thursday, April 8, 2010. Hi guys, it seems due to my reputation in the literary community, I've ended up on this guy's mailing list. Dear potential buyer,. My name is J.J. Salinger, I am the little known son, and executor to the estate of the great American writer J.D. Salinger. As you know my father was last published in 1965, but continued to write vigorously in relative seclusion until his recent death. Dearest J.J.,. I love you very, very much,. Dad (J.D. Salinger). As you c...
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Tom Henry: April 2011
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Friday, April 22, 2011. This is my newest movie (film). Monday, April 4, 2011. This winter I had the oppourtunity to sit down with one of the best filmmakers, Sofia Coppola. Her new movie, Somewhere. Is in theaters now. It stars Dakota Fanning's sister and Andrew Dorff. Tom Henry: Hi Sofia, it's a pleasure. Sorry, what's going on? TH: I'm here to interview you. SC: Oh right, ok, everyone's always pulling me in so many directions. TH: That must be hard. SC: It is, that's why I do what I do for people.