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shoot the hostage: Come With Me If You Want To... You Know What? Don't Come With Me

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Come With Me If You Want To. You Know What? Don't Come With Me. Are you effing kidding me? Then the trailers hit. The first one looked OK, but kind of a letdown. Once the second trailer came out and they revealed that John Connor himself is some sort of bio terminator. WTF? Why let that out in the trailer? I think this is one of those franchises that either needs to be laid to rest or else something very different needs to be done. Saving the human race from evil robots, we could have some new.

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shoot the hostage: Keeping Track of the Boob Tube

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Keeping Track of the Boob Tube. I was selected to keep a Nielsen TV viewing diary for a week. They sent $30 cash and while I could've just taken the money and run, I decided to be a good lad and give them what they wanted. I told the boring truth about how we mostly watch Netflix and occasionally some broadcast TV. They probably don't care about the Netflix data at all, because why would they? It's all about keeping track of regular TV viewing for advertisement purposes.

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shoot the hostage: The Old In Out

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The Old In Out. I decided to expand my horizons by trying something from the secret menu at In-N-Out Burger. Since I missed lunch today, it only made sense to go big or go home. Nut up or shut up, they say. I'll have the 4x4 animal style, please.". That's right, four burger patties fried in mustard and four slices of cheese with extra spread, all the usual veggies, and grilled onions. About two bites in, I was feeling the sting, but I had already committed to the monstrosity. That burger changed my life.

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shoot the hostage: Ghostbusters 3: The Pre-Se-Boot-Quel

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Ghostbusters 3: The Pre-Se-Boot-Quel. They've been talking about doing a third Ghostbusters movie for forever. They could never get a script together that anyone wanted to work on. Then Dan Aykroyd started saying it was happening, but not with the original cast. She knows a little bit about the business from her father and she recruits her lady friends to save the world. Im Starting With the Man in the Mirror. Simple template. Powered by Blogger.

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shoot the hostage: Shine On You Crazy Dew-mond

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Shine On You Crazy Dew-mond. I heard about the DewShine a couple months back. It's a new flavor of Mountain Dew that harkens back to the olden days when I guess Mountain Dew was an alcohol mixer. The name is supposed to be like moonshine, except it sounds like you are saying douche-ine, meaning like or have the characteristics of a douche. Sort of fitting considering that it's vaguely pushed as an alcohol throwback, but without any alcohol. I waited 24 hours and tried the second bottle, just to be sure t...

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shoot the hostage: The Netflix Saga: War Without End

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The Netflix Saga: War Without End. It all started with "Numan Butt". We came back from breakfast and saw this new profile after logging into Netflix. My immediate reaction was that we had been hacked, but after investigating, I didn't see any odd titles watched with my account. To be safe, though, I decided to change my fairly weak password. Flash forward to Wednesday, when it happened again. This time I got emails about my plan changing from the 2 screen at a time streaming plan to the 4 screen one,...

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shoot the hostage: OnePlus One

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I wasn't planning on getting a new phone until my Nexus 4 died. Kind of like how I'm not planning on getting a new laptop until this MacBook dies. Then I caved and got this OnePlus One deal. I had been reading about it a lot and it sounded great for the price ($300 unlocked). Also, it was my birthday, so I used that as justification. It also has amazing sound quality and a really great camera. The default camera app in CM is quite a bit more functional and less buggy than the Google Camera app.

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shoot the hostage: Oh, The Trials We Face And The Mistakes We Make

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Oh, The Trials We Face And The Mistakes We Make. Last Saturday morning, I was minding my own business while using my computer when my demon offspring came over and grabbed for my coffee beverage, spilling it all over my laptop keyboard. After some profanity and flipping it over to drain, there didn't seem to be any real problem. Then the battery just went offline like it wasn't installed and the battery indicator showed one green light in the middle. Everything else worked fine. Bluetooth and wifi no lon...