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come as you are | barbed wire kisses
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It ’s ok. I don ’t want to talk to you either. Come as you are. July 3, 2006. Lending credence to the theory that pigs occasionally do. Fly, Cape Ska-punk legends, The Hogs,. Will be blowing their own trumpets alongside hardened Jozie punks, Pestroy. As they attempt to compensate for their less than athletic physiques/utter inability to score a cheerleader, by chugging lots of beer at the wildly anticipated Jock-O-Rama 2. In Richmond, Johannesburg. Calls it like it sees it:. Posted by Mrs.Tex Benitez.
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go-go, girls | barbed wire kisses
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It ’s ok. I don ’t want to talk to you either. August 7, 2006. To celebrate Women’s Day this Wednesday, 9 August,. Will be giving away women – sorry, girls. 8211; for free, until 10 pm on Tuesday night. Latecomers to the Women’s Day Wipe Out! At The Roxy in Melville will have to cough up R40 to catch a glimpse of skirt. That’s what it says in the press release.*. If you don’t arrive in time to nab one of the good ones, try throwing some change at surfabilly space vixens, The Kosmonauts. Jerk Of All Trades.
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Mermaid of Moorgate: Press Release of the Decade
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Blogging beats sitting around all day on a rock waiting for a prince to drown. Social Media Award Winner. Tuesday, January 06, 2015. Press Release of the Decade. We just got sent this about a new green chauffeur service. Every single Fleet Street Journalist got this very informative press release. XXXXXXXX@econnectcars.com via sendgrid.me (12:08). On (x date), (company name) (company URL) is (details of news – eg launching a new product, holding an event, won an award, new person starting a job). Blondes...
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Mermaid of Moorgate: Things that make me feel ill
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Blogging beats sitting around all day on a rock waiting for a prince to drown. Social Media Award Winner. Tuesday, May 12, 2015. Things that make me feel ill. The latest in a series of rants that began before the internet was created. Ok so these are First World Problems. More specifically, someone else's bad breath. Nasty little ass fruit. 4) Mint Choc-Chip Icecream. Have you ever licked between the toes of an ageing, tuberculoid polar bear? The house was fragrant! A lead-lined laundry basket, eh? I thi...
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Mermaid of Moorgate: Christmas under the sea
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Blogging beats sitting around all day on a rock waiting for a prince to drown. Social Media Award Winner. Monday, January 12, 2015. Christmas under the sea. It is a common misconception that Mer-people do not celebrate Christmas. This is blatant error, no doubt perpetuated by Fox News, which has a penchant for key facts, such as the rampage of the Muslim Religious Police that haunt parts of the UK and beat you for entering a no-go zone. In fact, Mer-people love Christmas. However, it all got too much for...
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Mermaid of Moorgate: The peculiar incident of the cat in the daytime
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Blogging beats sitting around all day on a rock waiting for a prince to drown. Social Media Award Winner. Wednesday, February 11, 2015. The peculiar incident of the cat in the daytime. Monty Baggins the angelic (? It started off so well. Actually, not so well. It started off with me cleaning the windowsill of a (then) empty study overlooking the back garden. He was making rude noises at something small and fluffy on their lawn. Of course, I laughed out loud, which prompted three ladies sitting in the gar...
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Mermaid of Moorgate: Why Santa is a Terrible, Wicked Man
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Blogging beats sitting around all day on a rock waiting for a prince to drown. Social Media Award Winner. Tuesday, February 17, 2015. Why Santa is a Terrible, Wicked Man. Anti-Santaism isn't just believing there is no Santa, but the thought that if there is a Santa, he is a malicious, malevolent being and to be despised above all beings. It's evil. There are children begging for help in this world, who are suffering from terrible diseases, abuse, wars, famine. Starvation or from a lack of clean water.
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Mermaid of Moorgate: Who calls me? Spam numbers
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Blogging beats sitting around all day on a rock waiting for a prince to drown. Social Media Award Winner. Thursday, February 26, 2015. Is centred on former slate quarries. It’s a beautiful part of the world. Apparently. I’ve never been. But Today I got called at 10:10 am by this number: 01855 605 303. Yesterday, I got called at 11:43am by 01943 593491. This is from a place called Guisely, based in the City of. 8220;Our telephone interviewing centre based in. Makes calls from 01792 828958, 01792 674980 or...
