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Snapshots: quick, before apathy awakes...
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Things that float up from the murky. Monday, July 16, 2012. Quick, before apathy awakes. I wish I knew this years ago, like when I was 8 or that. I figured it out all on my own eventually, but about twenty years later than would have been ideal. But it is not. That's how it feels alright, but knowing what you want is just knowing there is. A battle, it does fuck all about getting your fat ass into the scrap. Closely related to this is Yoda's philosophy: " do or do not; there is no try. I'll groove this h...
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Jennifer Alice in Wonderland: Eddie, Eddie, Wherefore Art Thou, Eddie?
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Jennifer Alice in Wonderland. The Eddie Hobbs Diet - Part Deux. Saturday, July 21, 2012. Eddie, Eddie, Wherefore Art Thou, Eddie? Well, well, well. If it isn't Jenniky skulking around her long-neglected blog. The cheek of it. The utter GOWL of it. Whatever, take your judgement elsewhere. This is a place of merriment, I tell you! Also a place of whining, though. And bitching. Also occasionally moaning. Cut to the evening when he comes in the door home. "I got you a present! It's not going to be him. Anywa...
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Jennifer Alice in Wonderland: June 2010
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Jennifer Alice in Wonderland. The Eddie Hobbs Diet - Part Deux. Wednesday, June 23, 2010. Me and my nerves. On the upside though I am extrmemely smug about the seven stone I lost on my liquid diet in the hospital. This day last week I got a facebook comment from my American niece who was somewhat bemused my use of her name in week thirty four's blog. Her name is Mary Bridget. I'll say no more. Hang on a second. Blew over my foot? And that's when I saw them. Ladies and gentlemen, a word about cuntomers.
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Jennifer Alice in Wonderland: May 2011
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Jennifer Alice in Wonderland. The Eddie Hobbs Diet - Part Deux. Tuesday, May 31, 2011. Then I had a little think. What the fuck like? What the hell is the problem here? I only want to get fit like, it's hardly rocket science. It's as simple as doing the workout every day and not letting my fat sausage fingers lift kebabs to my little piggy mouth. It's not that simple though, is it? Oh no It's a complex web of emotions and self-sabotage. And Bounty bars. Do you know what I actually did like? You won't bel...
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Jennifer Alice in Wonderland: Day 1. Again.
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Jennifer Alice in Wonderland. The Eddie Hobbs Diet - Part Deux. Tuesday, May 31, 2011. Then I had a little think. What the fuck like? What the hell is the problem here? I only want to get fit like, it's hardly rocket science. It's as simple as doing the workout every day and not letting my fat sausage fingers lift kebabs to my little piggy mouth. It's not that simple though, is it? Oh no It's a complex web of emotions and self-sabotage. And Bounty bars. Do you know what I actually did like? You won't bel...
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Jennifer Alice in Wonderland: 30 Day Shred - Day 1 - Jesus Wept.
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Jennifer Alice in Wonderland. The Eddie Hobbs Diet - Part Deux. Wednesday, May 25, 2011. 30 Day Shred - Day 1 - Jesus Wept. Good Jesus. That Jillian Michaels wan ain't foolin! I got up at 7 o' clock this morning to do The Shred with BBB. Lads no joke now, it was nearly the end of me. Talk about a near death experience! I was so traumatised that later in the day I had to eat a Bounty and a Reese's Easter Egg. I still love you, Jen. May 25, 2011 at 9:27 AM. May 25, 2011 at 11:42 AM. May 27, 2011 at 12:41 AM.
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Snapshots: The ballad of Spinky, aka Verse Chorus Chorus Chorus, part one.
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Things that float up from the murky. Saturday, November 20, 2010. The ballad of Spinky, aka Verse Chorus Chorus Chorus, part one. For a long time I had a best friend by the name of Spinky, a real person of the punk persuasion and not the small spoty dog his name might lead you to imagine. The story of Spinky is long and convoluted, but I lack the patience to give the convolutions the time they merit so I'll just tear through it as usual and regret the omissions later. One of these good gentle folk that I...
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Jennifer Alice in Wonderland: August 2010
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Jennifer Alice in Wonderland. The Eddie Hobbs Diet - Part Deux. Tuesday, August 3, 2010. Lads I am SO much better than the last post, thanks to my amazing friends. Sofia has left me her apartment for the month of August and Lorenzo helped me move in. Thanks lads! Today myself, the once-mysterious Lorenzo and BBB drove out to Imperia to see my friend Sofia so that she could give me the keys of her apartment in Pavia so that I can stay there while I'm looking for a place, the blessings of God on her. Today...
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Jennifer Alice in Wonderland: December 2012
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Jennifer Alice in Wonderland. The Eddie Hobbs Diet - Part Deux. Saturday, December 1, 2012. All I Want for Christmas is You. There will be plenty of empty chairs at dinner tables all over Ireland this Christmas day, but I'll tell you one thing lads - Grandad's chair at our Christmas dinner table will be the emptiest chair in Ireland. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Best Newcomer, Best Personal Blog, Best Humour Blog. There was an error in this gadget. Jennifer Alice in Wonderland. Pavia, Lombardia, Italy.