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About | Ryan Taylor
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I'm Ryan, sometimes people call me loof. I am Ryan, sometimes people call me loof. I currently work for Pegasystems. As a Lead System Architect in their consulting organization, developing enterprise applications and providing consultative guidance on project for some of the world’s leading organizations. I also co-founded featsheet.com. I graduated from Rochester Institute of Technology. Loofmodnar.com is built on WordPress. Sometimes I also post things on here. Project: Connecting a Wii.
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Moan and Groan | Ryan Taylor
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I'm Ryan, sometimes people call me loof. A woman goes over to her married son’s house and walks in to find her daughter-in-law sitting in a chair, entirely nude. The mother-in-law said, What the hell are you doing? I’m wearing my love dress, responds the daughter-in-law, We haven’t made love in a while, so I wore it. So the mother-in-law says, Hm, maybe I should try that. I’m wearing my love dress, says the wife. Well, responds the husband, it needs to be ironed. 8220;You got me pregnant! Two days after ...
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Into the Bar | Ryan Taylor
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I'm Ryan, sometimes people call me loof. 8221; (Note: For full effect, tell this joke using your best drunk voice or better yet while you are drunk.). A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: “A beer please, and one for the road.”. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. The bartender says, “Dang, why are you drinking so fast? Three str...
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Truth | Ryan Taylor
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I'm Ryan, sometimes people call me loof. September 14, 2012. Ryan likes Jenny. 100% verified. Project: Connecting a Wii. Video Game Console to a Hotel TV. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Project: Connecting a Wii. Video Game Console to a Hotel TV. Wil Wheaton dot net. Proudly powered by WordPress.
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Short Stuff | Ryan Taylor
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I'm Ryan, sometimes people call me loof. Two men are walking down the street…. I forget the punch-line, but your mother’s a whore. Why did the bunny hop around on one leg? Because the other one was on a key chain. Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says,. 8220;You man the guns, I’ll drive.”. Q What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons? A Hose A and Hose B. Did you hear about the cannibal who came home late for dinner? His wife gave him the cold shoulder! I went to the bu...
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Projects | Ryan Taylor
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I'm Ryan, sometimes people call me loof. Featsheet helps you pinpoint an activity that you want to do. Find date ideas, new hobbies, and other feats by cost, time of day, and more! Idea concieved, designed and developed by my and my partner. A website I created for Dr. Marianne Longacre D.O.’s practice located in Charlestown, RI. It has since been taken down. 4002-536 Web Client-Side Programming. Was a dynamic selection system using javascript and DHTML. Project two. Was creating a widget for the Yahoo!
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Thoughts | Ryan Taylor | I'm Ryan, sometimes people call me loof.
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I'm Ryan, sometimes people call me loof. February 22, 2013. I remembered this site existed the other day and thought I’d do a little clean up. Updates include an expanded and revised Loof Likes. Page AND a totally reorganized joke section. (The main page and SCIENCE! Sections still need formatting.). That’s all for now! September 14, 2012. Ryan likes Jenny. 100% verified. Project: Connecting a Wii. Video Game Console to a Hotel TV. December 1, 2007. SNES and Sega Genesis. 8220;ipconfig /all”. To attempt ...
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Jokes | Ryan Taylor
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I'm Ryan, sometimes people call me loof. I’ve spent a mildly ridiculous amount of time surfing the internet, collecting jokes that are for the most part pretty awful. A treasure trove like this deserves to be shared. Project: Connecting a Wii. Video Game Console to a Hotel TV. Wil Wheaton dot net. Proudly powered by WordPress.
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SCIENCE!! | Ryan Taylor
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I'm Ryan, sometimes people call me loof. Told a chemistry joke in class today, there was no reaction. Argon walks into a bar, the barman says “get the hell out! Argon doesn’t react. Two guys walk into a bar. First guy says “I’ll take a h2o.”. Second guy says “I’ll take h2o too! Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK. We would like to apologize for not adding more jokes… but we only update them…. periodically! Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium? A: Never lick the spoon!
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