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ensalada granada: Carry on up the Mountain

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Sábado, 28 de marzo de 2009. Carry on up the Mountain. I was told we were going walking in the mountains. I was under the impression that this was going to be a sporting excursion. For this reason, I wore spandex, Primarka hiking socks, sports bra and white trainers with spangly, light-reflecting bits. And a cap. Who wears a cap? Not me normally. And not me, ever in the future. This is why:. Anyway, the point is, my cap was a clanger and everyone else wore jeans. Talking of swerving, that’s what ou...

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ensalada granada: That’s the shizz, Laurita’s vizz.

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Martes, 14 de abril de 2009. That’s the shizz, Laurita’s vizz. It was the last day of school before Semana Santa, holy week. On the last day of school you cannot do work, you must play Hat and get drunk on cherry liqueurs. I told this to the teacher, who said “no, you fish”. But then said we could watch a film. It was Almo-D’s Mujeres al borde de un crisis de nervios. The real Laura; my friend, look at all her brown freckles! Tonight is the birthday of Tara – yeah, another. Friend… I know! One of the ori...

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ensalada granada: Il Padrino and the pork flu poem

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Viernes, 8 de mayo de 2009. Il Padrino and the pork flu poem. No, I am not still in a cave, fool! I wish I was. It was slightly damp smelling but white-walled and incredibly fun. But nuff stuff has happened since then blad, and nuff stuff before. So re-re-wind; the crowd say bo, selecta. (I used to think it was “no… projector! 8221; But then I also thought that English MC sensation Estelle, when she sings “take me to Broadway”, was asking to go to Bahrain. Which is not the same.). For this reason, he arr...

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ensalada granada: febrero 2009

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Martes, 24 de febrero de 2009. A carneval to leave you cold. So, for a reason unbeknownst to man, flatmates suddenly dropped the puta madres. Idea And decided to go as… flowers. An extreme change of mind if ever there was one. I wish I hadn’t gone as a dog. Because I didn’t really look like a dog. With my dog collar, and S&M leash, I kind of looked more like a goth, but in beige. Spanish croissants have to be cut with a bread knife, and even then they retain their shape and taste of dried chip fat. The c...

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ensalada granada: marzo 2009

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Sábado, 28 de marzo de 2009. Carry on up the Mountain. I was told we were going walking in the mountains. I was under the impression that this was going to be a sporting excursion. For this reason, I wore spandex, Primarka hiking socks, sports bra and white trainers with spangly, light-reflecting bits. And a cap. Who wears a cap? Not me normally. And not me, ever in the future. This is why:. Anyway, the point is, my cap was a clanger and everyone else wore jeans. Talking of swerving, that’s what ou...

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ensalada granada: The All Day Breakfast-Lunch-and-Dinner (and Snacks) Sandwich of Dreams

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Domingo, 8 de marzo de 2009. The All Day Breakfast-Lunch-and-Dinner (and Snacks) Sandwich of Dreams. Like a lot of good things – Martin Luther’s vision for the future of race relations, the Beatles’ name, “Poor, poor Pharaoh” sung by Jason Donovan in the Joseph musical – it came to be in a dream. [that’s “to be. In a dream”, not to me. In a dream… me and Martin never even met! If you can have an all-day-breakfast sandwich, why – why. When I woke up, I thought: was that just full-moon craziness? English -...

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ensalada granada: abril 2009

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Sábado, 18 de abril de 2009. I'm going off to spend the night in a cave. Right now. Bye. Martes, 14 de abril de 2009. That’s the shizz, Laurita’s vizz. It was the last day of school before Semana Santa, holy week. On the last day of school you cannot do work, you must play Hat and get drunk on cherry liqueurs. I told this to the teacher, who said “no, you fish”. But then said we could watch a film. It was Almo-D’s Mujeres al borde de un crisis de nervios. Friend… I know! One of the original All Day All D...

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ensalada granada: A different doll at playtime

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Miércoles, 25 de marzo de 2009. A different doll at playtime. The other day, I heard deafening music coming from the street. I am brave like a lion so went out onto the terrace to investigate. It was but lunchtime, but being el Dia de la Primavera (Spring Day), I thought maybe the yout' woz already hitting the razz. Wa-hey lads, I thought, get on it! But no no, the music came from the local primary school. Which now plays music (and reprimands to naughty students - "Oye Esperanza! Other ones that are ok.

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ensalada granada: mayo 2009

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Viernes, 8 de mayo de 2009. Il Padrino and the pork flu poem. No, I am not still in a cave, fool! I wish I was. It was slightly damp smelling but white-walled and incredibly fun. But nuff stuff has happened since then blad, and nuff stuff before. So re-re-wind; the crowd say bo, selecta. (I used to think it was “no… projector! 8221; But then I also thought that English MC sensation Estelle, when she sings “take me to Broadway”, was asking to go to Bahrain. Which is not the same.). For this reason, he arr...