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The Book of Grod: 7.
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The Book of Grod. And God said: 'Grod! What new chaos hast thine foolhardy hand sown? My wrath at your impudent tormentation of my mortals can no longer be contained! Book of Grod, Book of Hats, verse 5:17-24. The background was buzzing in circles as the shapes of the pirate and the robed man spun around me in opposite directions. I struggled against gravity to stay upright and pointed an accusing finger into the blur. "You! I've drunk with the Devil in Hell since the day I was born! Another whisky, sir?
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The Book of Grod: 14.
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The Book of Grod. And God said: 'Grod! What new chaos hast thine foolhardy hand sown? My wrath at your impudent tormentation of my mortals can no longer be contained! Book of Grod, Book of Hats, verse 5:17-24. I must have been unconscious for nearly a day, and when I woke again the late sun was slanting through the miniblinds in Jeff's living room. I slowly uncrumpled myself from my half-seated heap on the floor and stretched my arms, and The Book tumbled from my numb grasp to the floor. Yeah, uh." I...
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The Book of Grod: 3.
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The Book of Grod. And God said: 'Grod! What new chaos hast thine foolhardy hand sown? My wrath at your impudent tormentation of my mortals can no longer be contained! Book of Grod, Book of Hats, verse 5:17-24. About a month after my girlfriend left me, her best friend Rachel came a knocking at my door. I put on some pants and a shirt and opened the door only as far as the chain lock would allow. "May I help you," I asked, nearly blinded by the morning sun. Although I could barely see, I could. She exclai...
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Protoneurosis: 200904
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Saturday, April 4, 2009. They're the next thing, man. Created by Sean Greenbek. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Stuff on my Cat. This is the bottom all right.
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Protoneurosis: 201108
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Friday, August 26, 2011. I’ve been cleaning the bathroom for days. Every time I take piss, shit, or shower I’m formulating a plan to maximize my cleaning power. I pull the Chlorox foaming action spray out of the safeway bag. It is my secret weapon. Here we go. I feel like I’m psyching myself out. But here we go anyway, huzzah. Created by Sean Greenbek. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Stuff on my Cat. This is the bottom all right.
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Protoneurosis: Bathrooms
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Friday, August 26, 2011. I’ve been cleaning the bathroom for days. Every time I take piss, shit, or shower I’m formulating a plan to maximize my cleaning power. I pull the Chlorox foaming action spray out of the safeway bag. It is my secret weapon. Here we go. I feel like I’m psyching myself out. But here we go anyway, huzzah. Created by Sean Greenbek. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Stuff on my Cat. This is the bottom all right.
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Protoneurosis: 201110
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Tuesday, October 4, 2011. Don't Look at Me. Don't look at me. Don't look at me. Oh god, please don't look at me. FUCK! He's Looking Right At Me! It's cool, he's blind. Created by Sean Greenbek. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Stuff on my Cat. This is the bottom all right.
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Protoneurosis: Don't Look at Me
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Tuesday, October 4, 2011. Don't Look at Me. Don't look at me. Don't look at me. Oh god, please don't look at me. FUCK! He's Looking Right At Me! It's cool, he's blind. Created by Sean Greenbek. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Stuff on my Cat. This is the bottom all right.
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Protoneurosis: Love Letter to Patty (excerpt)
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Tuesday, January 13, 2009. Love Letter to Patty (excerpt). 8230;And when I first met you, Patty, I remember feeling something unexplainable, something overwhelming… it gave me chills. After the Earthquake, I had no idea you were going to be the love of my life. Created by Sean Greenbek. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Stuff on my Cat. This is the bottom all right.
