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Red Planet Rev's Quickie Ordination & Suggested Donations Program
http://www.messagefrommars.com/wow/rev01.htm
Red Planet Rev's Fast Frocking in a Box. ONLY $17.12 approximately! Reveerend Chaesi Zimpbunnn has the power to make you a QUASI-LEGALLY ORDAINED MARTIAN MINISTER. As a minister, you will be authorized to perform the rites and ceremonies of the churrch! As a minister, you will be authorized to collect donations for performing all kinds of rites and ceremonies! Become a man (or woman) of the cloth NOW! Yes, you can MARRY your BROTHER, SISTER, or your BEST FRIEND! Don't settle for a minister you don't know!
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Subscribe to Messages From Mars?
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Subscribe to Messages From Mars. You will get infrequent special emails from visiting Martians. Disregard all messages! Martians do not exist. Save all messages - you may need them to prove you are not nuts in case you are abducted by Martians in the future and then returned to Earth. The Martians are coming! No, they aren't! Ffitz images and design.
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Goofs on Dubya 1.3 Means Big Bucks for You!
http://www.messagefrommars.com/wow/muyi.htm
Goofs on Dubya 1.3 Mean Big Bucks for You! Within the Department of Agriculture where I work as the Director of Artificial Intelligence Seed and Plant Research, with co-operation of two other top officials, we have acquired an overdue payment of $32 million in US funds. NOTE THE KEY WORD TO THIS TRANSACTION IS absolute "CONFIDENTIALITY" AND secrecy. THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% RISK FREE. YOUR URGENT RESPONSE WILL BE HIGHLY APPRECIATED. You can contact me at this email address. While the supply lasts.
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St. Pascal Baylon School Alumni
http://www.pascalalumni-nyc.net/page1.html
Rt Rev. Msgr. P. B. Kinsella. Updated September, 2014. On this site are gathered some of the memories, recollections and images of former students and teachers of the St. Pascal Baylon School. Situated within New York City, in the suburb-like setting of the town of St. Albans. This Catholic elementary school and, later - high school, through its teaching nuns. Nurtured our young minds and shaped our futures (while tanning an occasional hide in the process). OK, we have a new Email List.
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Momentos of Messages From Mars
http://www.messagefrommars.com/gifts/default.htm
Mementos of Messages From Mars. A number of unique gift items (fashionable shirts, elegant mugs, flat mouse pads, etc.) await you at the Message From Mars Boutique. And be sure to let Moolah Facilitator Furbol Ta know by dropping him a line. When you have made a purchase. It's kinda like a bribe and can't hurt your chances to get the millions. Want to see more available designs. Ffitz images and design.
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Martian banker Mikag geNooab
http://www.messagefrommars.com/wow/mikag1.htm
Message From Mars is a scam. Do not believe it. We Martians do not exist! If we did, your superior technology would enable Earth Scientists to peer right through our Camoflagoo Shield and see our vast cities, quaint, friendly towns and sexy gents and ladies. There is no such person as Mikag geNoob and if. I did exist I would have had a better looking girlfriend than tubby-in-the-butt Feela-li Whatever. There are no Martians! There are only There are no Martians. Tee shirts and coffee mugs.
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Feela-li iBeli was the official concubine of Martian banker Mikag geNooab
http://www.messagefrommars.com/wow/feelali1.htm
Most trusted Earthperson,. I am Feela-li iBeli, once the official concubine (girl friend) of Mikag geNooab. The now disgraced former CEO of Mars Moolah Bank. Earth newspaper may not yet reported on recent strife on Mars, bot more important is news which will make you rich more than you ever dream till now. You may not like money. I do not like money but that OK alright because you/me want justice that concubines deserve right? The 36 billion with a big B dollars US. Help Feela-li RIGHT AWAY.