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Corporate Joe in cubicle land.: July 2015
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Corporate Joe in cubicle land. Work Sleep. Rinse. Repeat. Friday, July 31, 2015. Hold Fast to Your Dreams (unless it's this one). I understand you skipped the final exam. Please, sit. Let's talk probation options. Something tells me if I do remember, I ‘m shit out of luck. Tell me about your billable hours for this project! Saved your ass. Now run to Chipotle! Friday, July 24, 2015. The Cafeteria Chaos Theory. You take the salad bar, I’ll grab the tofu stir-fry. 8221;, “Interest you in a salad? It’...
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Corporate Joe in cubicle land.: Dude, There's My Car
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Corporate Joe in cubicle land. Work Sleep. Rinse. Repeat. Thursday, July 02, 2015. Dude, There's My Car. It’s proposal season, or as my kids call it, “Where’s Daddy? Where is that tat about P4 parking? Don't be stealing my lyrics, bitch. You're pushing me out the door? My car is still in the garage…somewhere. I know it's on one of these levels. From this day forward, I will not board a rail car while others are trying to step off. I will not sit in the area reserved for the elderly or handicapped....
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Corporate Joe in cubicle land.: October 2007
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Corporate Joe in cubicle land. Work Sleep. Rinse. Repeat. Tuesday, October 30, 2007. No Need for Alarm. Everyone sits in their respective cubicles working diligently. The sound of clicking keyboards, phones ringing, and copy machines humming. The harmonious sum is greater than its tone-deaf parts. Folks, it's official, this is the sound of productivity. And then the fire alarm goes off at work. Press button to ignite fire. However, the reaction is counter-intuitive. The reaction is no reaction at all.
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Corporate Joe in cubicle land.: January 2009
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Corporate Joe in cubicle land. Work Sleep. Rinse. Repeat. Wednesday, January 28, 2009. 25 Things You Don't Need To Know. Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you. 1 I hate the T.G.I.Fridays menu. Enough with the Jack Daniels sauce. 2 The majority of presentations I’ve seen, suck. 11 I am...
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Corporate Joe in cubicle land.: December 2006
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Corporate Joe in cubicle land. Work Sleep. Rinse. Repeat. Thursday, December 28, 2006. My view has always been that the office encourages workers to be productive. Not in a bad way but rather in a China sweatshop sorta' way. Fear is a powerful motivator. As humans, we adapt to our surroundings, even if we live in cubicle land. Dream a little dream of me". If you can actually fit me into your head). And this is where the disagreement morphed into an argument. I immediately went nuclear because I was j...
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Corporate Joe in cubicle land.: October 2009
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Corporate Joe in cubicle land. Work Sleep. Rinse. Repeat. Thursday, October 15, 2009. In 2007, McKinsey and Company released an article about jerks in the office *. If you don’t have Jerkdar and end up working with one, you have a problem. For those of us fortunate to have solid bosses we owe it to our colleagues to get rid of the jerks. So, how do you get rid of a jerk once they have been hired? I'm an idea man, Chuck. 8221; The Jerk uselessly tries to shake the gun out of their hand. The police mis...
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Corporate Joe in cubicle land.: Short-Lived Legacy
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Corporate Joe in cubicle land. Work Sleep. Rinse. Repeat. Friday, July 17, 2015. Managing work and doing work. Each is unique. But there are brief periods of time when they actually intersect. Particularly in the case when a manager must transition processes for production at lower levels. Give the lower paygrade an early win. It’s another notch on the evaluation belt of a subordinate. It’s also one item subtracted from the manager. We're going to ignore that low-blow,. My control freak concern subsides ...
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Corporate Joe in cubicle land.: February 2007
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Corporate Joe in cubicle land. Work Sleep. Rinse. Repeat. Wednesday, February 28, 2007. It is with mixed emotions that I take a hiatus from this blog. I have thoroughly enjoyed writing "Corporate Joe in cubicle land" but I'm afraid this blog has kept me from my true love. What began as a casual hobby has taken up more time than I originally anticipated. In all seriousness, I am a believer in pursuing your dreams. And I do dream that one day my screenplay will be picked up. We attract what we beli...Oh, T...
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Corporate Joe in cubicle land.: September 2007
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Corporate Joe in cubicle land. Work Sleep. Rinse. Repeat. Thursday, September 20, 2007. Two Ounces of Common Cents. We have a new coffee machine and cups to not go with it. Here's the drill. You choose from the assortment of descriptive coffee packets ranging from "richly complex" to "buttery" to "I dare you". Insert the coffee packet and choose either four, six, eight, or a 10 ounce cup of coffee. Newbies can be spotted a mile away when their choice is greater than or equal to eight ounces. The only cho...
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Corporate Joe in cubicle land.: January 2007
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Corporate Joe in cubicle land. Work Sleep. Rinse. Repeat. Monday, January 29, 2007. You want a conference room? Through deductive reasoning, I concluded that the operater did one of two things with my reservation 1) nothing or 2) double booked a room for the ga-gillionth time, whatever they were inspired by at the moment. If you're not inside, you're outside. Corporate Joe, get outside of my conference room. It's a conference room number! Quick, everyone under their desks! My options are rapidly diminish...
