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JOE MATHLETE'S GREAT AMERICAN BLOG: May 2009
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JOE MATHLETE'S GREAT AMERICAN BLOG. By Joe Mathlete, Great American Blogist. Monday, May 18, 2009. If you are into Twitter I have one of those now. I've only been doing haiku so far and I think I'm going to be able to stick with it. Feel free to be my Twitterbuddy or however that works. I am Twitterbuddies with Slim Thug, it's awesome. He doesn't want to take blood pressure medicine because he won't be able to get an erection. This is a fact that I know. To see things I do. Links to this post. What you h...
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JOE MATHLETE'S GREAT AMERICAN BLOG: October 2008
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JOE MATHLETE'S GREAT AMERICAN BLOG. By Joe Mathlete, Great American Blogist. Thursday, October 30, 2008. Terrible Pieces of Advice for New Dog Owners. Having said this, if you own a dog and are looking for advice on how to care for it, and are completely unconcerned about where this advice comes from, here are some tips for you:. IF YOUR DOG CRAPS ON YOUR BED, CRAP ON HIS. ATTACH FINS TO YOUR DOG TO MAKE IT MORE AERODYNAMIC. SHAVE CUSS WORDS INTO YOUR DOG’S FUR. NAME YOUR DOG “FIRE”. Links to this post.
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JOE MATHLETE'S GREAT AMERICAN BLOG: 29-95.com - Joe Mathlete returns to the internet! Like, every damn day!
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JOE MATHLETE'S GREAT AMERICAN BLOG. By Joe Mathlete, Great American Blogist. Thursday, April 23, 2009. 29-95com - Joe Mathlete returns to the internet! Like, every damn day! First of all: 29-95.com. BUT: Maybe more importantly:. What I Think Bruce Springsteen's "Born to Run" Sounds Like, Without Ever Having Heard It. How Was I Not Fired. Can Your Preacher Turn Into an Airplane. Drawing Index Cards, Live In Person. Ruined Movie Soundtrack Smorgasbord. The website, like it says up there, is 29-95.com.
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JOE MATHLETE'S GREAT AMERICAN BLOG: What you have been missing if you haven't been looking at 29-95.com
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JOE MATHLETE'S GREAT AMERICAN BLOG. By Joe Mathlete, Great American Blogist. Monday, May 04, 2009. What you have been missing if you haven't been looking at 29-95.com. A bunch of stuff by a bunch of people writing about stuff, first of all. If you were specifically interested in stuff I was doing:. A review of an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond on mute. A Shrek-themed wedding and the existence of Warcraft pornography make me upset. How Was I Not Fired, Part Two. Scroll down a little bit). Every discre...
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JOE MATHLETE'S GREAT AMERICAN BLOG: January 2009
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JOE MATHLETE'S GREAT AMERICAN BLOG. By Joe Mathlete, Great American Blogist. Monday, January 19, 2009. Why won't Rachel Maddow marry me? Beyond all that, according to Wikipedia she is in a long term committed relationship already, and it is enormously presumptuous of me to assume that said relationship will come to an end any time soon, if at all. She is certainly not going to break it off just to marry someone who watches her talk about the news and finds her swan-like neck distractingly attractive.
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JOE MATHLETE'S GREAT AMERICAN BLOG: September 2008
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JOE MATHLETE'S GREAT AMERICAN BLOG. By Joe Mathlete, Great American Blogist. Friday, September 12, 2008. OH SHIT A HURRICANE WHOSE IDEA WAS THAT. Houston won't get hit for another few hours so I am going to go outside now and play in the wind. If the storm ends up being awful and you have a few extra dollars, the Red Cross is good with hurricane relief stuff. It's so I can fill the tank back up and flush again. I'm not going to shit in my tub. Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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JOE MATHLETE'S GREAT AMERICAN BLOG: February 2009
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JOE MATHLETE'S GREAT AMERICAN BLOG. By Joe Mathlete, Great American Blogist. Thursday, February 26, 2009. Fun with Bobby Jindal. Via Ryan Goodland, longtime Mathletes. Member and all-around sharp-minded politics guy). Watch about 10-20 seconds of this (Lousiana Gov. Bobby Jindal. Responding to Obama's address to congress):. Http:/ www.youtube.com/watch? Links to this post. Thursday, February 12, 2009. Please help a former Houston Astro buy lots of drugs. Or just make an offer! Links to this post. Please ...
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JOE MATHLETE'S GREAT AMERICAN BLOG: June 2010
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JOE MATHLETE'S GREAT AMERICAN BLOG. By Joe Mathlete, Great American Blogist. Tuesday, June 01, 2010. An Amusing True Story About This One Time I Tried To Prevent Date Rape. On my way from my car to go see a couple of bands play at a bar I notice a couple walking on the sidewalk about a half block away from me, a man and a woman, both dressed reasonably nice. The woman is talking loudly and angrily and having trouble walking in a straight line; the man is doing his best to steady the woman. I'm bad at con...
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JOE MATHLETE'S GREAT AMERICAN BLOG: April 2011
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JOE MATHLETE'S GREAT AMERICAN BLOG. By Joe Mathlete, Great American Blogist. Friday, April 08, 2011. Here's what I did today. First I woke up and got dressed and did all the regular stuff you do when you wake up. I went to a copy store to get some large papers scanned into jpegs. A friend of mine works there and we talked for awhile about his new baby. He took the papers and said they would be scanned in by Monday; I could come by whenever and pick them up. I showed up at my high school and was stopped a...
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JOE MATHLETE'S GREAT AMERICAN BLOG: An open letter to Charlie Sheen: Please just die
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JOE MATHLETE'S GREAT AMERICAN BLOG. By Joe Mathlete, Great American Blogist. Wednesday, March 02, 2011. An open letter to Charlie Sheen: Please just die. Note: this was originally written for 29-95.com. My employers for the past couple of years, who were for whatever reasons horrified when I turned it in). Dear Mr. Sheen,. Or even The Chase. With The Today Show or CNBC or The Miami Student Times or whoever was next down on the totem pole. You've got to admit that selling out was the right thing to do.