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Alice in Wonderland: Every Day
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Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.". Wednesday, April 09, 2014. The bane and boon of my existence- all joy and no fun. Every day I look at piles of laundry in various stages of unwash and feel defeated. Every day I rack my brain trying to figure out what to feed Judah, The Pickiest Eater on Earth. Noah is not a great eater either. Whenever meal time rolls around I have a mini-panic attack. How did Noah's shoe get under the kitchen table? All the upstairs things are...
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Alice in Wonderland: June 2015
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Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.". Wednesday, June 24, 2015. Woman, Thy Name is Sisyphus. It's a dreary existence when your entire life feels Sisyphian. Dress kids. Undress kids. Wash a mountain of clothes. Fold clothes. Put clothes away. Dress kids. Undress kids. Wash a mountain of clothes. Fold clothes. Put clothes away. Repeat daily. My two lil' boulders - so small, yet so destructive. Kids dump out Legos. Clean up Legos. Repeat 3x per day. Thus, this blog ent...
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Alice in Wonderland: August 2015
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Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.". Thursday, August 27, 2015. Today my "baby" had his first day of kindergarten. The whole world (read: FB) saw this confident happy face:. But, as always is the case with FB, that wasn't quite the full story. Judah's true emotional state more resembles this face:. And then the Spouse said - Judah, don't look so nervous, open your mouth! And then the Spouse coached - look happy Judah! Look like you're having a good time. I worried ...
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Alice in Wonderland: Summer
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Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.". Friday, July 03, 2015. I finally got a smart phone 4 weeks ago and now I feel like I have SO MUCH TO BLOG. I have taken exponentially more pictures and videos in the last 4 weeks than I have in the last 4 years. No joke. Ok, slight exaggeration. But only SLIGHT. Am I glad for all the excess content? Not sure.is more more? Or is less more? Jury's still out I suppose. First up: Lazy Summer Days. Noah gets initiated into the cult o...
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Alice in Wonderland: When is a vacation not a vacation?
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Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.". Monday, June 08, 2015. When is a vacation not a vacation? When you have kids. There is no vacation from parenting (unless someone else is doing your job). That's why the Spouse and I have never wanted to take a vacation since our kids came. What's the point? Let's do exhausting childcare in a different locale WITHOUT all the convenience of home! Wanna get guaranteed dirty looks from a stranger? It is an unbelievable HIGH to talk...
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Alice in Wonderland: Hot Tubs for Hot Dogs
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Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.". Tuesday, June 16, 2015. Hot Tubs for Hot Dogs. Last week I took the kids to the pool. Noah saw a hot tub for the first time and asked about it. Me: That's a hot tub Noah. It's hot. Don't go in there. It's not for kids. Noah: Oh, hot tub. For hot dogs. Me: Uh.yeah. Let's just go to the kiddie pool. Noah: Kiddie pool for cats! Toddler logic at it's finest! Thats so freaking funny! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). This month Jud...
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Alice in Wonderland: Paunchy and Punchy in the Patch
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Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.". Wednesday, October 22, 2014. Paunchy and Punchy in the Patch. Every year I tell myself that we are not going to a pumpkin patch. The one near us is kind of depressing (sad ponies, anyone? And really dusty and we can just get pumpkins from our local grocery store. And at $3 PER RIDE for the rides, well.that says it all really. And if you're going to go, you might as well dress up. Judah's go-to-face when I say "smile! Yup, totall...
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Alice in Wonderland: The Smarter One
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Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.". Saturday, May 30, 2015. I discovered Noah can rhyme today. Me: Let's read cat in the hat! Noah: Cat and hat rhyme mommy. You know what rhyming is? Me: Does dog and frog rhyme? Me: Does feet and broccoli rhyme? Me: WHO TAUGHT YOU HOW TO RHYME? Noah [points at me]. Me: No I didn't! Me: Wow, I think you're smarter than Judah. Shhhh, don't tell him. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). What others say about this blog. This month Juda...
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Alice in Wonderland: Twenty Minutes to Eternity
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Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.". Tuesday, July 21, 2015. Twenty Minutes to Eternity. This afternoon we were chillaxin' in our backyard, mellowed out in the 90 degree heat, when Judah grabs my iPhone and starts snapping away. Noah enters the scene - the plot thickens, as always. So many lunches and snacks get consumed on this spot. Our shady backyard - the most used "room" in our house! I thought I was watching Judah take a selfie - nope, apparently not. Me and ...