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There should be a sign.: Good government starts today.
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There should be a sign. Follow the rules. Except when the rules are stupid. Good government starts today. Because we need to start a conversation about "good" and "today". On Monday 9 February, Prime Minister Tony Abbott faced the media after emerging mildly victorious from a spill motion and announced:. Good government starts today.". But, like with everything the Prime Minister says, there has been some confusion. Given that, during the six weeks since his claim he's sidelined indigenous Australians.
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There should be a sign.: Vessel.
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There should be a sign. Follow the rules. Except when the rules are stupid. Because the good stuff is inside. This birth-beaten body is mine. These walk-weary bones and these stockingbag stones. This inching, unflinching decline. These blear-bordered eyes and this puckered disguise. This creaking contortion of dust. These pin-pestered nerves and these destitute curves. This spot-stippled, care-furrowed crust. These grease-battered clots and these gristle-bound knots. This birth-beaten body is mine. Perth...
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There should be a sign.: Back.
http://shellity.blogspot.com/2015/02/back.html
There should be a sign. Follow the rules. Except when the rules are stupid. Because ow. And not in a James Brown way. Sciatica’s stuffed up my dance moves;. I can’t do a twirl or the splits. The pain of the Rhumba. Is starting to give me the shits. There’s little love left in my Tango;. My Robot is rusty with risk;. I’m thinking of stopping. My locking and popping. Before I go slipping a disc. I’m likely to slow down a hoe-down;. My boot-scootin’s way out of line. I’m mostly forgoing. Me me me me me.
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Jo Blogs: July 2011
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Tuesday, July 26, 2011. The Inside Seam, And How I Sometimes Forget To Be Up Myself. I haven't properly plugged this here yet, what with my penchant for self-promotion tantamount to listening to an opera singer warming up (me me me me me), but check it out. While we're waiting for Australia's Next Top Westie Scrag to grace our hungry screens, I've been scribbling and voicing episode recap clip show thingies for. It's the best fun a girl could have with her clothes on without martinis or cheese! No, it...
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Jo Blogs: April 2012
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Tuesday, April 10, 2012. I know. I know. It's been a long time between thingetties on this here bizzo. Of course, with Twitter. Taking care of all my brief things (except my actual briefs, but that's only a matter of time, surely), and Australia's Next Top Model being on hiatus until next year (any aspiring contestants can look up the word 'hiatus' here. What am I going to write about? THE COCK N' BALLS INITIATIVE IS WHAT. I call this one 'Baby Fish Mouth With Cock N' Balls'. Here are the instructions:.
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Jo Blogs: Australia's Next Top Westie Scrag Series Eight #11
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Tuesday, September 17, 2013. Australia's Next Top Westie Scrag Series Eight #11. I can’t believe it’s nearly finished. I can’t believe there’s only three girls left. I can’t believe that the instances of people looking diagonally upwards in this show have just been reduced by one hundred percent. But most of all, I can’t believe that Mauritius is an actual legitimate fashion destination. Mind you, I wear ponchos. The Best Final Four (BFFs) start the day in the kitchen, reminiscing about the time there wa...
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Jo Blogs: October 2011
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Wednesday, October 26, 2011. Australia's Next Top Westie Scrag Series Seven - THE FINALE. You’re still here? It’s over, you weirdos. Demelza won. Go home. Oh, for the love of camel nipples, ALRIGHT. FINE. Have your frikkin’ recap, then. Sorry it’s late – I had to wash the champagne out of my frock and the taste of victory out of my mouth. Also, if any of you can tell me whose house this is that I woke up in, that would be AMAZING. But I think I maimed their dog. Things there were lots of:. 1 The word ...
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Jo Blogs: August 2013
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Tuesday, August 27, 2013. Australia's Next Top Westie Scrag Series Eight #8. If there’s one specific thing I can’t stand, it’s specifics. Well, one-ish. So it’s great that this week isn’t about anything really singular or crystal clear like, what - walking, or smiling, or finding your light, or not strangling people. This week is all about movement. Movement and ‘being in the moment’. I LOVE YOU, GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH. Be in the moment, but quickly. Staring out at the water. Doing those really hard sit-ups.
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Jo Blogs: Australia's Next Top Westie Scrag Series Eight THE FINALE
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Wednesday, September 25, 2013. Australia's Next Top Westie Scrag Series Eight THE FINALE. Okay, so let's not even pretend that there's going to be anything resembling quality on this page today. My eyeballs feel like they're sitting on refrigerated, salted saucers, and that fourteenth after-party duck pancake is not sitting well AT ALL. While the word 'Amazing' was uttered TWENTY-SIX TIMES during the finale, it still didn't beat the end total that 'Oh My God' managed with 80. THE BIG HEADPIECES ON THE MO...
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Jo Blogs: July 2013
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Tuesday, July 30, 2013. Australia's Next Top Westie Scrag Series Eight #4. When I’m not shooting pool, snorting whiskey or road-testing monster trucks, nothing gives me more pleasure than sipping a nice cup of Orange Pekoe with my fucking pinkie out, because I’m a lady. This week we learn all there is to know about being a lady, except for what period pain feels like, because you do NOT want June Dally Watkins talking to you about periods without booking into a trauma therapy specialist first. 8217; when...
