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Dr Yobbo's World of Bollocks: July 2013
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Dr Yobbo's World of Bollocks. The world's worst mummy blogger. Saturday, July 20, 2013. Review to a kill. Last night social media (OK, Twitter) exploded with a fury and angst I've personally not seen in a very, very long time. Outrage, shock, anger, grief, bitterness, wild fantastic threats of retribution. it was as though someone had violently shaken a Kubler-Ross Model. And, above all else, that Shane Watson is a fucking twat. S take on it at Cricinfo. Instead - but the whys and wherefors are beside th...
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Dr Yobbo's World of Bollocks: September 2013
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Dr Yobbo's World of Bollocks. The world's worst mummy blogger. Sunday, September 15, 2013. We're all here, drinking beer, drinking beer without a care. So this was a thing that happened yesterday, in the large plastic shed that constitutes our $200M football stadium. There was quite a lot of this going on. And a not unreasonable amount of this too. ON WITH THE BODYCOUNT. Golden Eagle South Island Pale Ale. Queenstown Brewers 25oz Pilsner. Stoke Bomber Biscuit Lager. Herne Brewery The Hunter ESB. Velvet W...
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Dr Yobbo's World of Bollocks: This is not my idea of a good time
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Dr Yobbo's World of Bollocks. The world's worst mummy blogger. Monday, July 20, 2015. This is not my idea of a good time. Mick Fanning almost won the J-Bay Open overnight. He was also almost taken by a massive fuck-off shark. On balance he'll probably settle for a share of the points and the prizemoney. Your Correspondent was watching live up until halfway through the epic Slater-Fanning semi when I started drifting off - I blame Beeso (we'd just recorded the Balls Podcast. In Round 3. Dropping J-Bay...
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Dr Yobbo's World of Bollocks: May 2014
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Dr Yobbo's World of Bollocks. The world's worst mummy blogger. Wednesday, May 28, 2014. Still, apparently, a valid job description for certain cretinous dropouts of the Fourth Estate. What I've learned from Royal Watchers, particularly those who've stalked the Windsors over the years is that in matters of Royal etiquette, it is at all times critical to remain decorous, staid and reserved. To choose one's words carefully. To observe protocol. And with that, I ask:. There's plenty of scope for focused, sur...
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Dr Yobbo's World of Bollocks: WE CAN SEE YOU
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Dr Yobbo's World of Bollocks. The world's worst mummy blogger. Tuesday, July 21, 2015. WE CAN SEE YOU. A footnote: DUNEDIN WELCOMES ANADARKO. Erm, no we fucken don't. Imma get out of my car and cut a bitch. Firms like ANADARKO to GTFO. There's a commonality amongst the drill fetishists though. Always blokes. Always 4WDs, or tradie vehicles. Always beardy. And almost always in hi-vis. Why always hi-vis? What proportion of people who wear hi-vis for a job are total cunts? Is it the bright colour? Yeh Doc, ...
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Dr Yobbo's World of Bollocks: October 2013
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Dr Yobbo's World of Bollocks. The world's worst mummy blogger. Tuesday, October 29, 2013. The best a man can get. Today I want to share something with you that has troubled me for nearly 25 years. It has periodically plucked at my conscious since 1989, and no matter how I've chewed the issue over, I've never been able to come to a reasonable explanation of how what came to be, came to be. I refer, of course, to the happenings outlined in the third verse of Young MC's 'Bust A Move':. Anyway, the inevitabl...
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Dr Yobbo's World of Bollocks: June 2015
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Dr Yobbo's World of Bollocks. The world's worst mummy blogger. Wednesday, June 17, 2015. Don't call it a comeback, we're just here for beers. So the BALLS Podcast After Dark Album Review Challenge continues apace. Go listen to this for our takes on the new Hermitude. And the Faith No More. Comeback album: http:/ www.lantanaland.com/ballswithdryobboandbeeso/2015/6/17/balls-after-dark07-latin-for-something-about-a-lawnmower. TL;DR (or TL;DL): Sol Invictus. Gets kicked in the head*. Homme has some crackers ...
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Dr Yobbo's World of Bollocks: May 2013
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Dr Yobbo's World of Bollocks. The world's worst mummy blogger. Friday, May 31, 2013. It's our World Of Bollocks 400th Post Celebratory Extravaganza Utter Cop-Out! Gruntings. Because selective OCD about large numbers ending in zeroes, Your Correspondent has been deliberating for the past week over what story to tell for our 400th World of Bollocks post. In the end I gave up and told someone else's. This is a Storify. Friday, May 17, 2013. A spot of bother. As part of a spot-fixing scandal. Although the IP...
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Dr Yobbo's World of Bollocks: August 2014
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Dr Yobbo's World of Bollocks. The world's worst mummy blogger. Wednesday, August 20, 2014. FZ: ‘Don’t they pay you good, for the stuff that you do? Devil: ‘Well, I can’t complain when the cheques come through.’. Frank Zappa in conversation with the Devil, ‘ Titties ’N’ Beer. What sort of person buys personalised plates for a Hyundai Elantra? Are they the same sort of person who rolls 18” rims on a white Toyota Camry GL? Has the guy in the Cleaning Co van ever watched This Is Spinal Tap. The answer to the...
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Dr Yobbo's World of Bollocks: September 2014
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Dr Yobbo's World of Bollocks. The world's worst mummy blogger. Thursday, September 18, 2014. Free me from free U2. Like many peoples of the internot, I awoke earlier this week to find that someone had laid a turd in my iTunes. Lightweight and beige, it taunted me. Naturally, I was aghast. I railed against those responsible. ' U2, Brute? It was more akin to a furious declaration of 'YOU FUCKING WANK-SUNGLASSED PONTIFICATING SHIT-MUSIC-WRITING PROFESSIONAL IRISH CUNT' as I selected-all and deleted-all.