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Hideous Penguin Boy vs. Really Big Head: February 2007
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Hideous Penguin Boy vs. Really Big Head. Because more than anything, we need real change. Wednesday, February 14, 2007. All I have to say is: Dude, where's my fucking storm? Sleet and hail aren't enough to get me out of work, goddammit. This sucks. UPDATE, 12:53 PM: Okay, I'm home. Roads are ugly. Store's closing at one. Bitching no longer relevant.]. Posted by Steve C. @ 10:14 AM. Tuesday, February 13, 2007. Break out the bubbly for the Brand-New Beeson. Sort of, anyway.). Monday, February 12, 2007.
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This Can't End Well: March 2007
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This Can't End Well. Embracing my inner mediocrity since 2007. Thursday, March 29, 2007. Borat: Cultural Learnings of America Make For Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. A few short notes on Borat (2006, Larry Charles) [78]. I assumed, after the huge hype, the blockbuster receipts, and the inevitable backlash, that this would never live up to the acclaim and derision. I was very, very wrong. Consistently hilarious - they had me with "The Running of the Jew". But, as Mike D'Angelo said of A Mighty Wind.
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This Can't End Well: June 2010
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This Can't End Well. Embracing my inner mediocrity since 2007. Monday, June 14, 2010. She Gave Me The Golamine Beads: Ishtar (1987, Elaine May). For the 4th Annual White Elephant Blogathon, hosted by Paul Clark at Silly Hats Only. Not to make any excuses, but there's a reason the last entry in this blog was. So: Have people actually. Since ISHTAR is unavailable on DVD in America. er, what I'm saying is, pardon the crappy resolution and Swedish subtitles.). I think ISHTAR would win over most people if giv...
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This Can't End Well: The Whitest Kid You Know
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This Can't End Well. Embracing my inner mediocrity since 2007. Tuesday, April 1, 2008. The Whitest Kid You Know. Seen for the White Elephant Blog-a-Thon. 1 10 Tracks of Wack: . Kickin' It Old Skool (2007, Harvey Glazer). 3 It's hard to be a white, male, middle-class rap fan and not feel on some level that, as much as you might love the music, that you're always on the outside of it. A slight inferiority complex. Am I really. 4 You have a thirty-two year old protagonist who's just woken up from a...
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This Can't End Well: "The Watchman" Ends!
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This Can't End Well. Embracing my inner mediocrity since 2007. Tuesday, February 3, 2009. Well, that wasn't a bad run for my first time as a paid columnist. I mean, it could've been better, sure, but the fact that I was able to do it for approximately eight months and complete 17 articles (and one unpublished one) is, by my standards, quite the accomplishment. I figured when Laura arrived, I wasn't gonna get shit done, so, yay for me. Review, and I think the Iron Man. I'll tell you what happened. Make no...
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This Can't End Well: February 2008
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This Can't End Well. Embracing my inner mediocrity since 2007. Saturday, February 16, 2008. Muriel Awards 2006: Best Breakthrough Performance. A little over a year ago, I wrote. That I'd be posting my ballot for the 2006 Muriel Awards. I said "coming soon", and a year's pretty soon if you look at it, y'know, from geological point of view. Anyway, I'm going to post last year's equivalent category when the 2007 appears on Paul's site. 1 Ellen Page, Hard Candy. 3 Martin Campbell, Casino Royale. A former mob...
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This Can't End Well: December 2007
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This Can't End Well. Embracing my inner mediocrity since 2007. Sunday, December 23, 2007. Catsup, Part 2. Part two in my attempt to recap all the movies I haven't already written about. I'm allowed to keep it to one sentence if I want. Funny that hasn't happened yet. The Return of Count Yorga (1971, Bob Kelljan) [68]:. Kelljan died too early with too few features under his belt to get a Taratinoized rebirth, but dammit, he deserves it. His three vampire films - Count Yorga, Vampire. And this, the Yorga.
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This Can't End Well: April 2008
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This Can't End Well. Embracing my inner mediocrity since 2007. Wednesday, April 2, 2008. Well, it actually debuted. A couple months ago, but I've been busy.). In case you read this blog and don't follow me on. And if so - who. I've been hired on at the new comic book site. 160;to cover comic book-related movies, TV shows and DVDs. It's called. And I'm pretty damn excited about it - not to mention it gives me an excuse to actually get out and see stuff in the theater for once, dammit. . Seen for the Whi...
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This Can't End Well: January 2008
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This Can't End Well. Embracing my inner mediocrity since 2007. Friday, January 25, 2008. Not Necessarily The 3rd Annual Onion A/V Club Film Poll Ballot. But I went with it anyway, because Vern is brilliant. [My writing isn't brilliant, that is, but Vern is.] But I didn't want this first draft to go to waste, especially since it includes a bit about running zombies I've been meaning to write for about 3 1/2 years now. Enjoy. Oh, and serious SPOILERS, of course.). Where he's trying to get on the bus before...
