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Kalaki's Korner: July 2013
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Political satire on current events in Zambia, in the form of a weekly story. Tuesday, July 30, 2013. 8216;This is Stephen Cole on Al Jazeera. For our weekly Africa Interview we go over to Sulaka, the capital of Zombieland, to talk to the famous government propagandist Kibamba Chanyama. Welcome to the interview, Kibamba. First of all I’d like you to give us a bit of background on how the one-party state managed to re-emerge in Zombieland.’. 8216;Dotty Scotty must have been terribly shocked.’. 8216;The fir...
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Kalaki's Korner: June 2013
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Political satire on current events in Zambia, in the form of a weekly story. Tuesday, June 18, 2013. Yesterday we had a visit from Aunty Cathy. Which meant, of course, another funeral in the family. Aunty Cathy is our organizer of funerals. I sometimes wonder how, after Aunty Cathy passes on, the rest of us will ever get buried. 8216;What about Chongwe? 8217; Sara suggested. 8216;Don’t you read the papers? 8217; said Aunty Cathy. ‘That’s where the shortage is worse.’. 8216;That won’t make much diff...
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Kalaki's Korner: Golden Oldies
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Political satire on current events in Zambia, in the form of a weekly story. Click to Visit the Golden Oldies! Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Kalaki's Korner; The Golden Oldies. First published in December 2005]* *Gender Agenda* Sara and I were still finishing a late breakfast when the front door flew open with a bang, and in s. GRACE Research Zambia By KISS. Kalaki Story Blog Archive. What they read the most! The Real Michael Sata. The Truth about Michael. Michael's New Year Message. Kalaki Cartoons by Kiss.
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Kalaki's Korner: December 2013
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Political satire on current events in Zambia, in the form of a weekly story. Tuesday, December 17, 2013. The magistrate now turned towards the investigating offer. ‘Inspector, is this GBM the former husband of Democracy? 8216;Good gracious no,’ replied the inspector, ‘GBM has never had any relationship with Democracy. GBM and Democracy have always been completely incompatible.’. 8216;She was happily married to Constitution,’ replied the inspector. How did he allow his own dear partner to die? Mr Mfwa wal...
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Kalaki's Korner: August 2013
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Political satire on current events in Zambia, in the form of a weekly story. Tuesday, August 27, 2013. 8217; he barked angrily, without looking up. Into the room came a little fat Chinaman dressed in a quiet grey English suit. The Chinaman then groveled all the way to the vast desk and stood there transfixed in a permanent half-bow. The Great Leader continued scowling at the laptop and barked ‘Don’t just stand there! Don’t you know who I am! Get down on your knees! 8216;How can I assist you? 8216;I am U ...
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Kalaki's Korner: November 2013
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Political satire on current events in Zambia, in the form of a weekly story. Tuesday, November 26, 2013. 8217; Sara hooted. ‘See how we wasted all our money, effort, agony and support trying to get Chipolopolo into the World Cup. And instead along comes Shepolopolo with an effortless smile, trounces everybody and off they go. See how they have quietly shamed all the noisy, pompous and useless men! 8216;Wash their football shirts! 8217; Sara cackled, ‘Hardly any of them play! 8216;Don’t upset yourse...
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Kalaki's Korner: March 2014
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Political satire on current events in Zambia, in the form of a weekly story. Wednesday, March 26, 2014. The Real Michael Sata Reveals All. The Real Michael Sata Reveals All. Posted by Roy Clarke. Links to this post. Tuesday, March 18, 2014. The Real Michael Sata. Posted by Roy Clarke. Links to this post. Tuesday, March 4, 2014. 8216;I shall swallow them all,’ said His Excellency King Chumbu. ‘I have to keep fit and healthy in order to rule the nation! 8216;Yes, him. Is he still unemployed? Declare a Stat...
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Kalaki's Korner: September 2013
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Political satire on current events in Zambia, in the form of a weekly story. Tuesday, September 24, 2013. The Legacy of King Cobra. The Legacy of King Cobra. It was the cool of the evening in Mfuwe, and all the animals were gathered around the watering hole for their usual discussion of the affairs of state. ‘I wonder,’ said the Wise Elephant, ‘why we have never appointed a king? 8216;You only wonder that,’ growled Mighty Lion, ‘because you would like to be king yourself.’. 8216;The problem with having a...
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Kalaki's Korner: April 2013
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Political satire on current events in Zambia, in the form of a weekly story. Tuesday, April 30, 2013. The bishop walked to the lectern, opened the Good Book, and announced ‘The reading this morning is the Parable of the Turbulent Priest, as recorded in the Gospel according to St Kalaki, Chapter 23 Verses 12-36…’. So one day he knelt down and prayed to the Lord, saying ‘Oh Father in Heaven, where can I find some sin and corruption to expose? Whereupon the Good Lord, who can get really annoyed sometimes, r...
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