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Fat Drunk Hairy: May 2013
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Monday, May 20, 2013. The Benefits Of Talking To Strangers. This morning at the corner store, I was making myself a cup of coffee when a fellow big dude came by and made himself a cup as well, I said to him "what's up, dude? He said to me, “same shit, different day". I thought to myself, "Yeah, fuck you too". I nodded in amazement because I understood his point, but I didn't really give a fuck. I said to him, "I'm pretty fat and gross, but quite often a BBW or two will hit on me". At this point I was loo...
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Fat Drunk Hairy: Wife Swapping + butt sucking + ass licking + mutual masturbation = GOOD TIME
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Thursday, October 9, 2014. Wife Swapping butt sucking ass licking mutual masturbation = GOOD TIME. 8221; I told him, “Murder and wife swapping are two completely different things. My coworker looked at me like I was crazy. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I am a loser with no talent and even less sex appeal, I dont even have a good personality. View my complete profile. When Punk Goes Bunk #667. Wife Swapping butt sucking ass licking mutua. When Punk Goes Bunk #666.
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Fat Drunk Hairy: October 2014
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Friday, October 10, 2014. When Punk Goes Bunk #667. Dirty Rotten Imbeciles – Crossover – Metal Blade Records. When I got into punk D.R.I. were the biggest band amongst my fellow skate punks, then D.R.I. released Crossover which resulted in everyone and their mother calling them, “sell outs” or saying even worse, “they have gone metal! You can slag D.R.I. all you want for going “metal”, but you will also have to slag me for going “emo”. So maybe my friends prematurely ejaculated all over this one, & they ...
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Fat Drunk Hairy: February 2014
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Sunday, February 9, 2014. I motioned to the medical situation happening in front of us and told the asshole that I was trying to call for help. The asshole tells me, “Yeah, I know! I saw it happen! When the first EMT arrived, the asshole told me, “ok you can go now, help has arrived”. I told the asshole, “I have to make sure no one walks through here”. The asshole rhetorically asks me, “Oh it takes two of you to do this? Saturday, February 8, 2014. Raising Kids on the East Side. Labels: east Las Vegas.
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Fat Drunk Hairy: the UFC has fucked shit up for nerds
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Monday, May 12, 2014. The UFC has fucked shit up for nerds. There was a time that if a bunch of Alpha Betas or dicks from the Cobra Kai Dojo fucked with you, that you had two options available. Thinking about dazzling the pants off of the young ladies with your Keytar? When Frat Boys aren’t busy researching how to procure GHB on their phones, they have several Apps that allow them to make music. You think your Devo inspired rap hybrid is hella dope? There was a time when a jock’s knowledge of Asian...
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Fat Drunk Hairy: Eep Opp Ork Ah Ah!!!!!
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Thursday, April 3, 2014. Eep Opp Ork Ah Ah! Today a woman was hitting on me and I couldn't help but think, “gross! 8221; I didn't think the woman was gross, I thought I was gross & I thought anyone who would want to bone down with a gross guy was gross as well. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I am a loser with no talent and even less sex appeal, I dont even have a good personality. View my complete profile. Eep Opp Ork Ah Ah! There is an asshole in my neighborhood that drives.
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Fat Drunk Hairy: May 2014
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Wednesday, May 14, 2014. Bend Over And Spell Run! When I was in the sixth grade one of my classmates dared me to bend over and spell “run”, not thinking I bent over and barked out, “R-U-N”. While saying, “Are you in? 8221; the kid that dared me came behind me, grabbed my hips, and simulated butt fucking me. I have yet to recover from this. Monday, May 12, 2014. The UFC has fucked shit up for nerds. Thinking about dazzling the pants off of the young ladies with your Keytar? You might think you are a bad a...
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Fat Drunk Hairy: March 2014
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Tuesday, March 18, 2014. A morning stroll down Winterwood. I could only imagine how difficult it would have been to spray paint a cat, why someone would waste so much energy to do something so cruel is beyond me. If I knew which future serial killer did this, I'd love to have smashed a brick into their face. Tuesday, March 11, 2014. Dispatches from the East Side! Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). I am a loser with no talent and even less sex appeal, I dont even have a good personality. View my complete profile.
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Fat Drunk Hairy: When Punk Goes Bunk #667
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Friday, October 10, 2014. When Punk Goes Bunk #667. Dirty Rotten Imbeciles – Crossover – Metal Blade Records. When I got into punk D.R.I. were the biggest band amongst my fellow skate punks, then D.R.I. released Crossover which resulted in everyone and their mother calling them, “sell outs” or saying even worse, “they have gone metal! You can slag D.R.I. all you want for going “metal”, but you will also have to slag me for going “emo”. So maybe my friends prematurely ejaculated all over this one, & they ...
