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ScorchedHotTub: March 2006
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Wednesday, March 29. Remember when acid was fun? Skirt Season means dumb, drunk 16-year-old girls at Dave concerts. S-T-S YES! Look, there goes another Boner Fairy! Skirt Season has no set beginning. It starts as soon as girls who love wearing skirts (sluts) judge the weather appropriate. The sluttier the girl, the earlier she'll wear a skirt. This is why you always see Paris Hilton in a skirt, for example. In Britain, the weather is never appropriate for skirts. What’s so great about Skirt Season? Ladie...
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ScorchedHotTub: July 2006
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Saturday, July 29. This video is about young love and how complicated things can get. Cop-out, marketing blog. Brian's rating: 6.7/11 Akward Dinner Conversations. Posted by Brian at 10:41 AM. Friday, July 28. Short and Sweet: The True Story of Small Wonder! Random Celeb Photo Caption Attack. What does he mean I look 'healthy'? Ron is perfecting a line of re-married and successful ex-wives he's calling "The BallShrinker 6000". Cornered in an alley, Ron once sliced a man so thinly he had only one side.
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ScorchedHotTub: May 2006
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Tuesday, May 23. Cameo Said It Best. Random Thought of The Day. I mean, I. Don't think it's sad. Cat food eating sounds like a perk of old age, actually. I just said it was sad for you weirdos out there who don't think cat food smells like ambrosia and sex. The women of New York City seem to have forgotten the first lesson of beauty. The more uncomfortable a girl looks, the more attractive she is to men. The shoes of an unfulfilled woman. Is this bustier tight enough? What does flavor feel like? Do you m...
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ScorchedHotTub: April 2006
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Thursday, April 27. So, I feel like I've really been letting my readership down of late. Posts just haven't been flowing with the same diarrhetic frequency as they once did. There are many things to blame for this. Most notable? You guessed it. Frank Stallone. Who can concentrate when they're thinking about this schoene punim? Norm MacDonald jokes aside, I have received more than one query from people in the book industry who think my blog is, excuse me, Frank, what's the word? Me I'm Frank Stallone.
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ScorchedHotTub: August 2006
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Tuesday, August 29. Hot And Fresh Out Tha Kitchen! Bosom Buddies Meets Wisteria Lane! Made another short. Here's its shameless plug. If that doesn't work, try the link. See it again, for the very first time. Brian's rating: 7.9/11 Peter Scolaris! Posted by Brian at 3:25 AM. Tuesday, August 22. Are you a Hulk-A-Maniac? Random Celeb Photo Caption Attack! Drugs called and said they'd rather not be associated with you. Fragen und Antworten (Question and Answer) [As Promised]. How red is your lobster? Sadly, ...
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ScorchedHotTub: September 2006
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Thursday, September 14. Video Killed The Blog-io Star. Lonelygirl15's Death Is Another Man's Chance. It took a fortnight, but here's a brand new video. It's about one young man coming to terms with terrible news. Think Philadelphia or Paul Reubens. If it doesn't work for you, try this link. Brian's rating: 9.9/11 Jake and Gary Busey's. Posted by Brian at 11:08 AM. Tuesday, September 5. Random Celeb Photo Caption Attack. What room in your apartment would you make state-of-the art? Chrome. Everywhere&#...
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ScorchedHotTub: October 2007
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Tuesday, October 23. I'm Back, Bitches. Thanks to the prodding of a woman I've never met who lives half a world away, via Facebook no less, (and partially because I needed an outlet for my abject opinions that remain generally unconveyed to those in my inner circle as well as a good source for sketch material) I have decided to throw my hat into the ring of blog-dom once more. And a toast to the self-indulgence that is, blog-dom. I remain, your loyal idiot. Posted by Brian at 3:30 PM. Watch me on YouTube!
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ScorchedHotTub: November 2006
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Sunday, November 19. The NFL Is Retarded. Testaverde Means Green Head. Boom Super Bowl Champions in perpetuity. Here ya are, there ya go and how's your sister. This is the dumbest, most stupidest contest of all time. Willy Wonka is rolling over in his fictional grave it's so stupid. Has the NFL ever heard of the internet? Oh, wait, sorry gang, we just covered that. 4/11 Should I Have Even Bothered To Pick This Baby Back Up Agains. Posted by Brian at 8:35 PM. Monday, November 13. Hello, My Babies. I apolo...
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ScorchedHotTub: June 2006
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Thursday, June 29. Craigslist Is My Homeboy. Every girl on every subway ever. Mid-twenties guy with curiously pronounced chest trying hard to pout his lips like James Dean but failing miserably and instead resembling Jamie Foxx's Wanda from In Living Color. Eyes red from crying crocodile tears of loneliness on my private boat, the S.S. Douche. Clay Aiken called. He wants his thinly veiled homosexuality back. Anyway, back to the tattoo. On my left shoulder I would get the word 'TUDE. Would be a red. But, ...
