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Protect Your Football Kit Gnome & Please Don’t Dress Like One! - Football Gnomes

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Give a Gnome a Home. Gnoming in the News. Ikea's War on Gnomes. Gnomes at the [Chelsea] Show. Okay Gnomes have absolutely nothing to do with Elves. Elves are supernatural creatures of folk tales, typically in the form of small humans with pointy ears and magical powers. A Football Gnome is merely a great gift. We just couldn't resist the pun. Sorry. However, the safety of your Football Gnome should be a primary concern. Alternatively, we would suggest they should be taken care of inside. As the Football ...

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The Gnome Liberation Front and its dastardly deeds - Football Gnomes

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Give a Gnome a Home. Gnoming in the News. Ikea's War on Gnomes. Gnomes at the [Chelsea] Show. The Gnome Liberation Front. Two years later, CNN reported that the presumed inactive Gnome Liberation Front had returned to its nefarious activities and had stolen 20 Gnomes during a night-time raid on a Paris exhibition at the Bagatelle Gardens. A note was left, "This odious exhibition must be closed immediately. Or we will strike again! Further articles appeared in the press across the globe. The Mirror pr...

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Gnome Entry for Chelsea Flower Show for the first time - Football Gnomes

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Give a Gnome a Home. Gnoming in the News. Ikea's War on Gnomes. Gnomes at the [Chelsea] Show. Gnomes at the [Chelsea] Show. The Chelsea Flower Show is arguably one of the most prestigious horticultural events in the world each year, with designers and landscapers spending and making a fortune from their involvement. Organised by the Royal Horticultural Society, strict rules are put in place including one relating to Garden Gnomes. Or as it is reported on their website,. Next - Gnome Business Like. The UK...

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The Travelling Gnome Prank – “Gnoming” Makes the News - Football Gnomes

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Give a Gnome a Home. Gnoming in the News. Ikea's War on Gnomes. Gnomes at the [Chelsea] Show. Gnoming in the News. Itchy feet' Gnome Returns Home. A snatched Garden Gnome has been returned to his owner with a photo album picturing him in 12 countries he had visited with his kidnapper. Eve Stuart-Kelso said she was stunned to see her leprechaun Murphy standing outside her Gloucester home seven months after he disappeared. He was also carrying a note putting his world tour down to "itchy feet". About three...

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There’s Gnome Business Like Show Business - Football Gnomes

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Give a Gnome a Home. Gnoming in the News. Ikea's War on Gnomes. Gnomes at the [Chelsea] Show. There's Gnome Business Like. The Gnome Liberation Front and its practices have made it to the movies. Threesome, the 1994 movie starring Lara Flynn Boyle and Stephen Baldwin featured a similar sort of story, where a Gnome is ‘liberated’ and taken on a road trip. The most successful of all Gnome-based movie extravaganzas was 2011’s animation comedy Gnomeo and Juliet which took a staggering $100,000,000 at t...

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Fertility Gods to Football Gnomes: History of the Garden Ornament - Football Gnomes

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Give a Gnome a Home. Gnoming in the News. Ikea's War on Gnomes. Gnomes at the [Chelsea] Show. Historically Gnome as a Fertility God. Some argue that the Garden Gnome is a descendant of the Greco-Roman fertility god Priapus. A statue was often found in gardens during that period of history, in the hope that land would be fertile. By the 19th century, Garden Gnomes had taken on a more ornamental purpose and the phrase "Gnome" was said to have been first coined in the 1930s at a time when designs became a l...

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The Travelling Gnome Prank – Origins and Good Practice - Football Gnomes

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Give a Gnome a Home. Gnoming in the News. Ikea's War on Gnomes. Gnomes at the [Chelsea] Show. This appeared in the Sydney Morning Herald on 24. Th September 1986, "An Eastern suburbs Gnome Owner was distressed when she discovered her gnome had been stolen at the weekend. A note was found in its place: "Dear Mum, couldn't stand the solitude any longer. Gone off to see the world. Don't be worried, I'll be back soon. Love Bilbo, xxx.". And thus, it is believed, "Gnoming" was born. Drive around town doing ra...

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Ikea wages war on helpless garden creatures - Football Gnomes

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Give a Gnome a Home. Gnoming in the News. Ikea's War on Gnomes. Gnomes at the [Chelsea] Show. Ikea's War on Gnomes. The young couple are putting out their spring time garden furniture. Typical humans - no care for the indigenous creatures. A slug pellet here, a plant dug up there. The couple then go to the shed for an ill-matched table. One Gnome breaks ranks, he can't take any more, and angrily turns over a chair. Next - Gnomes At The [Chelsea] Show. Order Your Football Gnome for just £19.95. The UK Pos...

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The Gnome Liberation Front and its copycat crimes - Football Gnomes

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Give a Gnome a Home. Gnoming in the News. Ikea's War on Gnomes. Gnomes at the [Chelsea] Show. The work and activities of The Gnome Liberation Front has not just inspired Hollywood and the entertainment industry, it has also spawned spoof websites and hobbyists. Charlie Allcock's Football Emporium was sent this pamphlet newspaper anonymously after the Football Kit Wearing Gnomes first went into production in 1993. Ldquo;No longer must Gnomes suffer the extreme heat of summer, nor the severe and biting col...