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Sophie Johnson: February 2006
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A collection of musings and thoughts. And shit puns. Wednesday, February 22, 2006. I made an interesting discovery this evening. Put all my moles together and they match the surface area of a small ethiopian child. Only problem is, I now have an ethiopian child, without the money to care for him. Please give generously. Posted by Sophie at 21:35. Tuesday, February 21, 2006. It's all gravy, old chap. This week I am exploring myself, delving deep into my psyche, and there are some interesting results.
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Sophie Johnson: July 2006
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A collection of musings and thoughts. And shit puns. Thursday, July 27, 2006. Ewan's got his cock out! Celebrity nudity database. Ewan Mcgregor is no4 top male. GO EWAN! 11 naked films, I've only seen 6 of them. Must try harder. Of course due to nature of this blog, I am naked as I post, I do not mean literally, but I am sure you understand. No? So as un homage to crap blog poetry, here is my nudity ditty:. Slam the pun home). Let's all get naked, our souls dripping. From our open pores. Tits, hide em.
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Sophie Johnson: February 2007
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A collection of musings and thoughts. And shit puns. Monday, February 19, 2007. Britney has shaved her head. But now the headlines. Martin Kemp has just taken back a DVD after discovering it was region one and he only has a region two dvd player. Anthony Warrel-Thompson has bought full fat milk. Is he tipping over the edge? Science from Big Brother has a hangnail. Sources say it is reported to "really hurt". See more headlines here:. Keep it tabloid,. Posted by Sophie at 14:02. Thursday, February 15, 2007.
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Sophie Johnson: May 2006
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A collection of musings and thoughts. And shit puns. Tuesday, May 23, 2006. A wonderland of pinball. So they're mcfly. And they're covering the who. I know. Let's check it out. I hope you, like me, were pleasantly surprised by that. Now all they need is a talented song writer behind them. Posted by Sophie at 22:56. Friday, May 19, 2006. Bev' and 'Kev' can fuck right off. Posted by Sophie at 14:49. Thursday, May 18, 2006. Langham up to dry. Paedogeddon is back with a vengeance! The Sun, here I come! The c...
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Sophie Johnson: August 2006
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A collection of musings and thoughts. And shit puns. Monday, August 28, 2006. Hello one and all. Well.one I think. I have decided to share my Edinburgh diary with you word for word. I may have some comments to make which shall be distinguishable because they will be in italic, like this. Monday 21st August 2006. And the poor guy simply nodded and smiled politely - then promptly left. I'm hungry again but I;ve already had a wrap that cost 5.50 (as if that's an important detail you must all know.). This is...
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Sophie Johnson: September 2006
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A collection of musings and thoughts. And shit puns. Wednesday, September 27, 2006. I am Poor, I am Coughing, Are you here? I'm back in Bournemouth PARRRTY! Yes let the festivities begin, I have been in the mouth for over a week now, and i've spent 4 on food. Why don't the student loans company realise that students need to live a little bit before term too. I dunno if I can live on tea alone every day. I invented a new phobia. The fear of Reggae. Posted by Sophie at 21:13. Monday, September 18, 2006.
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Sophie Johnson: April 2006
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A collection of musings and thoughts. And shit puns. Saturday, April 22, 2006. Posted by Sophie at 20:55. Lid off a daffodil (answers on a postcard.winner takes all). I'm feeling writey, but I don't know what to write. It's springtime, and Easter has passed. Jesus is dead now until Christmas. What do the Christians do now? He looked blank. At first I thought he was just an ordinary bear. But as I turned to walk away he said "wait". I stopped. "Vaults of the future.does that work? Oh yehhhhh. Norwich ...
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Sophie Johnson: June 2006
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A collection of musings and thoughts. And shit puns. Tuesday, June 27, 2006. Things I am a slave to:. But I enjoy it. What are we here for if not to help other people? Whether it be in comforting them, making tea for them, or just being there to let them slap/punch/kick their frustration out on you in a pragmatic manner. They just let loose for the theatre, portraying an important message to children, encouraging the image of the family unit. And domestic violence. That's the way to do it! In other news,...
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Sophie Johnson: March 2006
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A collection of musings and thoughts. And shit puns. Wednesday, March 29, 2006. Je prévois une émeute. As Le Kaisér Chiéfs so astutley foretold. On Friday, I travel to France with my dude. We shall be vulturing culture and avoiding things romantic. So we're going to Paris. Not romantic is it? I am optimistic, always am, but particularly because I have been to www.deathclock.com and know. I shall not die til I am over 100. Woopwoop! I don't think so. It should be fun though. Fun for all the family! Please...
