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I Bring the Weird Stuff: Goodbye?
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I Bring the Weird Stuff. Oh, get on with it," they say. What can you possibly describe in 500 characters max? I try to keep all the peas on my plate? He's a rather cheeky fellow" is best. I work out, smell okay, enjoy insanity with a dog by chasing the occasional squirrel, hate overly religious freaks, do naked cartwheels, and eat waffles in the morning. Let the sunshine in. Is that okay with you? Wednesday, February 18, 2009. What's your facebook name? February 18, 2009 at 5:50 PM.
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Brown Toast: March 2007
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Basically I'm reading the news and making fun of it. awe-inspiring, I know. Monday, March 05, 2007. I can almost smell the whiteout. How to drive in a blizzard. Thank you CityNews for explaining to me exactly how to drive in Canadian winters. Without you I would surely have just gunned it around that hairpin corner using only the guardrail and that school bus full of screaming children to keep me safely on the road. Ahh whiteout conditions . " when the horizon, the ground. I also enjoy the suggestion of ...
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Brown Toast: May 2007
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Basically I'm reading the news and making fun of it. awe-inspiring, I know. Tuesday, May 22, 2007. Smokie und zee Bandit. Man busted while drunk driving in wheelchair. Ok, so it's been a while. But it's not like I have a staggering readership anyways. If you actually did miss me, I missed you too, let's hug. In any event, I see no reason to make amends. So instead of trying to come up with something good . here's a quickie just because I can't stop laughing. All I can say is: "YES! Posted by brn at 15:26.
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Brown Toast: June 2007
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Basically I'm reading the news and making fun of it. awe-inspiring, I know. Thursday, June 14, 2007. Clubbing baby seals just don't pay the rent. Danny Williams, Premier of Newfoundland and Labrador vs. Ken Jenkins, Esteemed Actor. Labels: dead baby seals. Posted by brn at 15:13. Rants, Rock and Reason. Not as short as suite. Super Secret Anonymous Sarah. Clubbing baby seals just dont pay the rent. Smokie und zee Bandit. Frat boys blow it . then each other. I can almost smell the whiteout.
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Brown Toast: November 2006
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Basically I'm reading the news and making fun of it. awe-inspiring, I know. Friday, November 24, 2006. Five rubles says I can hit Mir from here'. Spacewalkers to go golfing outside station today. At this exact moment, somewhere above the Earth's mesosphere, there is a 3-gram golf ball hurtling through space around the earth. All I have to say is ABOUT FUCKING TIME. Leave it to the Russians to actually make something worthwhile out of space travel. This totally. Makes up for the rabid squirrel thing.
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Brown Toast: September 2006
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Basically I'm reading the news and making fun of it. awe-inspiring, I know. Thursday, September 28, 2006. Umm I believe I ordered mine Kosher? BBC News (no really, it's not Fox). So this post is a little more low-brow than the others, but I'm on deadline at work and I feel that the content is just too rich to pass up. There's something about an entire article on China's apparent nation-wide fixation with eating cock that simply must be discussed. Good advice) from your server? This is one of the reasons ...
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Brown Toast: January 2007
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Basically I'm reading the news and making fun of it. awe-inspiring, I know. Thursday, January 25, 2007. Working in Vaughan, an area of Ontario with a higher-than-normal concentration of wealthy. It seems there is a tangible hierarchy in the make and model of a car that can be used to gauge poor driving skills and social status. My findings are as follows:. Physical Hallmarks: White ski-jackets with faux fur trim and those ugly tight jeans with matching fur-lined boots. Often sighted alongside these c...
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Brown Toast: December 2006
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Basically I'm reading the news and making fun of it. awe-inspiring, I know. Friday, December 15, 2006. Redefining the definition of High Definition. I'll admit it - the thing is UGLY. The screen is bowed like the side of a beach ball and, while it has RCA inputs, it will only accept video and mono-audio. Where there would normally be colour-coded jacks for left and right audio channels. I have a solitary gray one that simply says: "audio in.". So when I finally realized I could no longer sit a foot away ...
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Brown Toast: February 2007
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Basically I'm reading the news and making fun of it. awe-inspiring, I know. Monday, February 19, 2007. Nutty librarians sack book with testy topic. With One Word, Children’s Book Sets Off Uproar. The word scrotum, as a general rule, appears in all facets of my daily conversation. But it's a rare occasion when it appears in the first paragraph of a NYT article. Just take a second and think. Back to your days in grade school. Remember the librarian? Complete lack of social life. Deep-seeded hate for childr...