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Eli's Mom Blog (Shhhh): November 2012
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Eli's Mom Blog (Shhhh). This is totes a real blog about my real children and is in no way made up at all. Also, June Snapple is a whore. CUTEST CRAFT COMPETITION WINNERS! Sunday, November 4, 2012. June's Exit (although temporary . . .). The So Way Cute mask craft competition was a HUGE success. Everyone sent in the CUTEST masks and I was all like, "stop it! You're going to make me jealous! Anywaysies, HUGE congrats to our big winners of the competition Brayla and Cantor! Guys, best news of the YEAR!
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Eli's Mom Blog (Shhhh): BACK TO SCHOOL!?!?!
http://eligetstobeamommy.blogspot.com/2013/08/back-to-school.html
Eli's Mom Blog (Shhhh). This is totes a real blog about my real children and is in no way made up at all. Also, June Snapple is a whore. CUTEST CRAFT COMPETITION WINNERS! Tuesday, August 20, 2013. Hey moms. Look, I know. I've been totes absent this summer. You have NO idea how BUSY. On top of that, my girls were in the parade circuit all summer, riding floats in different towns' festivities and wearing their tiaras. SO WAY CUTE! And the real tragedy is that Grace Telly-Tubby (HAHAHAHA! June Snapple is fa...
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Eli's Mom Blog (Shhhh): MISS ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
http://eligetstobeamommy.blogspot.com/2013/04/miss-me.html
Eli's Mom Blog (Shhhh). This is totes a real blog about my real children and is in no way made up at all. Also, June Snapple is a whore. CUTEST CRAFT COMPETITION WINNERS! Friday, April 5, 2013. I totes can't believe I haven't blogged in weeks! Anywaysies, I don't even remember who won the craft competition now. It was probs me! It's so way good that these kids are competing! OTHERWISE, WHO WOULD YOUR GIRLS BEAT? I'm obviously the perfect choice for the PTA. I did such amazing things this year even th...
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Eli's Mom Blog (Shhhh): June 2013
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Eli's Mom Blog (Shhhh). This is totes a real blog about my real children and is in no way made up at all. Also, June Snapple is a whore. CUTEST CRAFT COMPETITION WINNERS! Monday, June 3, 2013. MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED. AGAIN! I can't even believe how totes busy I've been campaigning for PTA president! I feel like all I ever do in life is campaign and give my children all the attention that they need that most other parents don't give to their own children! THE LIFE OF A POLITICIAN! THAT IS NOT FUNNY AT ALL!
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Eli's Mom Blog (Shhhh): MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED. AGAIN!!!!
http://eligetstobeamommy.blogspot.com/2013/06/most-likely-to-succeed-again.html
Eli's Mom Blog (Shhhh). This is totes a real blog about my real children and is in no way made up at all. Also, June Snapple is a whore. CUTEST CRAFT COMPETITION WINNERS! Monday, June 3, 2013. MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED. AGAIN! I can't even believe how totes busy I've been campaigning for PTA president! I feel like all I ever do in life is campaign and give my children all the attention that they need that most other parents don't give to their own children! THE LIFE OF A POLITICIAN! THAT IS NOT FUNNY AT ALL!
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Eli's Mom Blog (Shhhh): July 2012
http://eligetstobeamommy.blogspot.com/2012_07_01_archive.html
Eli's Mom Blog (Shhhh). This is totes a real blog about my real children and is in no way made up at all. Also, June Snapple is a whore. CUTEST CRAFT COMPETITION WINNERS! Monday, July 16, 2012. The town mayor issued a letter, congratulating June Snapple on her big win. He said he's happy to have someone who is going to help him in his mission to combat poverty in our area. It was such a slap in the face. Like they took my campaign promises and attributed them to June. June is still the PTA president.
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Eli's Mom Blog (Shhhh): June Snapple Returns :(
http://eligetstobeamommy.blogspot.com/2012/12/june-snapple-returns.html
Eli's Mom Blog (Shhhh). This is totes a real blog about my real children and is in no way made up at all. Also, June Snapple is a whore. CUTEST CRAFT COMPETITION WINNERS! Thursday, December 6, 2012. June Snapple Returns :(. So good to talk to you again! I like to imagine when I'm typing this that we're having a fun chat together. One where I'm doing all the talking, of course! GRACE TELLY. The woman who once drank an entire bottle of Windex because she thought it was blue Gatorade. So since June Snapple ...
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Eli's Mom Blog (Shhhh): VALENTINE CRAFT!!!
http://eligetstobeamommy.blogspot.com/2013/02/valentine-craft.html
Eli's Mom Blog (Shhhh). This is totes a real blog about my real children and is in no way made up at all. Also, June Snapple is a whore. CUTEST CRAFT COMPETITION WINNERS! Tuesday, February 12, 2013. What up home girls! Hahaha. I just sounded like a poor person! Anywaysies, this month has been nothing but go go go at our house. Pageant season has started again for Fortify and this year Aloe is finally ready to get started too. I'VE GOT TWO OF MY BABIES IN PAGEANTS AT THE SAME TIME! Grace Telly on Jeopardy?
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Eli's Mom Blog (Shhhh): August 2012
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Eli's Mom Blog (Shhhh). This is totes a real blog about my real children and is in no way made up at all. Also, June Snapple is a whore. CUTEST CRAFT COMPETITION WINNERS! Sunday, August 26, 2012. Well I can't say it's been all peachy around town lately. You might say my co-presidency of the PTA with June Snapple could be called "Clash of the Titans." I prefer other titles: "Beauty and the Beast," for example. I have to meet one-on-one with June Snapple once a week. ONCE A WEEK! So we have now planned our...