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2008 Darwin Award: Thou Shalt Not Steel
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A One Track Mind. Chemistry Went To Her Head. Thou Shalt Not Steel. Not a Shred of Sense. One Foot In The Pool. Not Fast Enough Food. Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it. Thou Shalt Not Steel. 2008 Darwin Award Nominee. Confirmed True by Darwin. Result: one proud winner of a "terminal velocity" Darwin Award. What goes up.". A weighty subject.". Do not steel or you will get the shaft.".
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2002 Darwin Award: Chainsaw Insurance
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Wounded Wire Bites Back. Bees 1, Humans 0. Return to Trees Fails. The Worm Has Turned. Booby Traps Trap Boob. Depth of a Fisherman. Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it. 2002 Darwin Award Nominee. Confirmed True by Darwin. January 2002, Italy) A violent attack on an innocent man? Not quite.The incredible truth was far odder. Andreas had convinced his cousin to cut his left leg off with a cha...
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2001 Darwin Award: God Saves?
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Fifteen Minutes of Flame. Think Before You Leap. Snowball's Chance in Hell. Path of Least Resistance. Fishing With No Compass. Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it. 2001 Darwin Award Nominee. Generator thief cools off.". The surviving thief, unaware of his friend's plight, waited a fifteen minutes before leaving Travis, trapped in the freezing rain, to die of exposure. Keep yourself out of t...
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2005 Darwin Award: Kittie Toy
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What I Can Still Do. The Nuisance of Seatbelts. Tide Waits for No Man. Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it. 2005 Darwin Award Nominee. Confirmed True by Darwin. He put on a burst of speed, and leapt the fence. Sure enough, no one followed. Escape! But he had failed to take into consideration a very. I don't have to outrun that bear, I just have to outrun you.". Speaking of foolproof, the ti...
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Darwin Awards: Darwin Awards
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The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of. The human genome by honoring those who. Accidentally remove themselves from it. Nearly 400 Darwin Awards are linked below. You might want to simply hit the "random". Button on each page (top right) or start with these Classic Darwin Awards. Wrong Time, Wrong Place. Note: the JATO Rocket Car Lawnchair Larry. Is an Honorable Mention. To read the stories in order, BEGIN HERE. Man Customizes Car Ignition Sequence To His Peril. Race To The Death. Bricks in the Head.
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Never Cook Bacon While Naked: Lucius Martialis
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Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children. President Dwight D. Eisenhower. Friday, October 31, 2014. All in all, Lucius did not have a lot of joy in his life. He is good at his job that he never wanted to do. He ...Of co...
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I Am With Stupid: Equation of lines tangent to circle
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I Am With Stupid. Equation of lines tangent to circle. Happen to work up my own solution to this the other day, so I'm posting it here. This was intended to plug into a spreadsheet. It's probably less elegant than possible and less complete than needed, but, oh well. It's assumed that all points are co-planar, so nothing fancy going on here. Refer to the illustration above. Clicking it should return a larger (readable) version. 8226; a circle. X - h)² (y - k)² = r²,. 8226; a point. At (p, q), and. If you...
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I Am With Stupid: Finding quadratic equation
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I Am With Stupid. 1 Given three points, solve system of three equations using general form:. To find (a, b, c). 2 Given two x-intercepts, p and q, and a point, solve for "a" using intercept form:. Y = a(x - p)(x - q). 3 Given vertex, (h, k), and a point, solve for "a" using vertex form:. Y = a(x - h)² k. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). 8226; Three known sides (SSS). 8226; Simple proportions. 8226; Practical Trig. 8226; Parabolas: converting general ↔ vertex form. 8226; Number Sets. News of the Weird.
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I Am With Stupid: Number Sets
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I Am With Stupid. Couldn't find a complete and accurate Venn diagram of the sets of numbers, so here you go. A couple of things to note:. 8226; Natural numbers may be Whole numbers or Counting numbers. It depends on the application. The only difference is that Whole numbers includes zero while Counting numbers do not. It is not that either is a subset of Natural numbers — it's just either one or the other. 8226; So all numbers are Complex? It turns out to be arguably so. For a pure Imaginary number,.
