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Popcorn Day: Phrases of This Generation: EPIC FAIL
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From the conscious and unconscious mind of Brian Schroeder. Thursday, January 6, 2011. Phrases of This Generation: EPIC FAIL. It’s everywhere. Every mistake, every blunder, every shortcoming, especially when they’re funny enough to tell in a story or post on a Facebook status, is an EPIC FAIL. I will now discuss this, my latest installment in the series, Phrases of This Generation. It’s been a big couple of years for epic. Before about 2003,. This is how I see it. It’s winter. Four husky, off-s...Dude #3...
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Popcorn Day: February 2012
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From the conscious and unconscious mind of Brian Schroeder. Wednesday, February 22, 2012. The day I learned how to ride a dirt bike. Let me preface this by saying that I have a giddy, longing interest in small, self-propelled machines, whether they be motor scooters, four-wheelers, snowmobiles,. Broomsticks or experimental flying machines. Also, every time I go to my. House, I embarrass myself in some way. (Perhaps this little post about me and a faulty pocket door will refresh your memory.). My eye̵...
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Popcorn Day: April 2012
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From the conscious and unconscious mind of Brian Schroeder. Tuesday, April 3, 2012. Doings of Our Generation: The Tired-Off. I’ve covered some important phrases of our generation on this blog: The Origin of Epic Fail. And a quite thorough investigation into The Like-Legit-Like Sandwich. Both posts are scientifically accurate. They're like, legit. In that spirit, I would like to explore my generation’s doings. Can we all agree on that? Something unstoppable once it’s been started. A pandora's box of no-no...
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Popcorn Day: Hey Folks
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From the conscious and unconscious mind of Brian Schroeder. Wednesday, May 30, 2012. Remember when I used to write on this thing? Shut up, computer. 8220;I’ve been SUPER busy,” I feel I should say. But really I’ve just been doing grown-up things that are just strange to me. So I guess what I really mean is, “I’ve been SUPER unfunny.”. My time has been filled up with things like working lots of hours and paying bills and moving away from thieves (also known as roommates) and spraying mice with Fabreze.
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Popcorn Day: July 2012
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From the conscious and unconscious mind of Brian Schroeder. Thursday, July 26, 2012. The internet has broken my brain. Allow me to backpedal a little from that statement: I think my reliance on the internet has broken my brain. Let’s say I’m writing something important and I stop to think about the best way to word a phrase. My fingers, then, automatically open up Safari and I click through Facebook, Twitter, and my emails. That’s not what thinking means, fingers. My brain’s broken. The More The Merrier.
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Popcorn Day: Merp Merp
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From the conscious and unconscious mind of Brian Schroeder. Wednesday, August 19, 2009. I drive my dad’s old ‘99 Buick Century. It’s gold. That makes it look expensive. Dad thinks it’s a bitchin’ ride. His words, not mine. All I can think of is the fact that every time I pass another gold ’99 Buick Century, I see a tiny old blue-haired woman peeking over the steering wheel. Every single time, people, without fail. In this boat made for the ground. Nor do I find it fitting to use iTrip with my iPod...
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Popcorn Day: Phrases of this Generation: The Like-Legit-Like Sandwich
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From the conscious and unconscious mind of Brian Schroeder. Wednesday, September 15, 2010. Phrases of this Generation: The Like-Legit-Like Sandwich. Before I begin, allow my to send out a disclaimer that this may sound surprisingly like a rant, which is something I promised would never appear on my blog way back. However, my friends, I think this may be funny enough to lose that negative title and instead be referred to as “a humorous discussion of a subject found annoying by the author.”. As the hardest...
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Popcorn Day: This post is a fair warning to anyone who shares a living space with me
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From the conscious and unconscious mind of Brian Schroeder. Thursday, October 6, 2011. This post is a fair warning to anyone who shares a living space with me. Remember when I wrote this post. Boasting about how I can, with the help of a few health supplements and some good old-fashioned chutzpa, reduce the duration of the common cold to only about two days? I still believe that if everyone took my anti-cold artillery list to heart, they would feel the same results. Throwing open the door] Chris! Here, I...
