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Bloviating Inanities: 08/28/2005 - 09/04/2005
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Thursday, September 01, 2005. RunRun RunRun RunRun Awaaaaaay (Psycho Killer). Sweet Alice is running in the Rock and Roll half marathon. This weekend. And while I'm very proud of her, I'm already exhausted just thinking about watching her. I don't run. I don't really move that much and the not moving has served me well. I'm still at my fighting weight of 185 (I'm 5'11 and extremely handsome as well). Not bad for never doing anything, huh? Who runs 13 miles on purpose? How much I don't like running. Kind ...
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Bloviating Inanities: 08/07/2005 - 08/14/2005
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Friday, August 12, 2005. BI Reviews Popular Reality Shows. How about Being Casey Sheehan. Watch him spin in his grave. Posted by Bill @ 11:30:00 PM. Have you ever blamed your cat for leaving a burn-hole in the couch? My wife pointed out that they don't have thumbs so it would be impossible for them to light a cigarette and then fall asleep on the couch. And my cat's IQ is like 74. Posted by Bill @ 10:57:00 PM. Sometimes, life is so simple. Posted by Bill @ 10:17:00 PM. Broken Cars, Broken Promises. Plus,...
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Bloviating Inanities: 10/09/2005 - 10/16/2005
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Thursday, October 13, 2005. Bird Flu Strikes Turkey. Funny And it couldn't happen to a nicer country. Posted by Bill @ 3:43:00 PM. The goal of this blog is to bring nonsense, poor logic, potty humor, lackluster and poorly thought-out political commentary and whiny psuedo-intellectual musings to as many people as possible. I'm not sure why I want to do this since for the most part I hate people. Taking that last statement to it's logical conclusion - I hate you. But thanks for stopping by.
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Bloviating Inanities: 07/31/2005 - 08/07/2005
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Friday, August 05, 2005. Bring In The Gimp. That's right boys and girls, I have Gout again. Swollen big toe and it feels like it's broken. So I'm limping around work like an ass. Plus my new gas-guzzling SUV broke down so I can't drive. I can't walk. Now all I need is a nice big prostate infection and several doctors cramming their fingers up my ass and the weekend will be complete. On the bright side it might mean some material since mostly I got nothing. My pain, your gain! Some might argue that I hate...
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Bloviating Inanities: 08/14/2005 - 08/21/2005
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Friday, August 19, 2005. More Public Bathroom Observations. What is it about the wall directly above a urinal that compels grown men to decorate it with thier own boogers? I mean really, what makes you think I want to look at snot while I pee? And the worst part about it is - there's nothing you can do about it. Nothing. You can't pick them off with your hands. How disgusting is that? Posted by Bill @ 1:55:00 PM. I'm A Doctor, Jim, Not A Trek-Lovin' Pedophile! I knew the whole trekkie. It is clear that S...
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Bloviating Inanities: 07/24/2005 - 07/31/2005
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Friday, July 29, 2005. My Brother Has Huge Testicles. And yes, my brother does have huge testicles. Posted by Bill @ 4:46:00 PM. For My Dear Queer Friend. This is for Keith. Last Friday night, I went to see James Taylor, got stinking drunk and afterwards went skinny-dipping in my pool. You should have seen my lily white ass glistening in the moonlight. Note: I'm not gay. I swear. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Posted by Bill @ 2:01:00 PM. Bloviating Inanities: Now with 51% More Idiocy! I love...
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Bloviating Inanities: 08/21/2005 - 08/28/2005
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Thursday, August 25, 2005. Another Failed Business Venture IV. Billco Copying, Inc. How can I help you? I need 50 copies of this 22 page document. Let's see, that's 50 times 22.which is 1100 pages. Anything else I can do for you? No, that ought to do it. Okay, that'll be $5500 at $5 a page and you can pick this up in about six weeks. Hey paper and crayons are included in the cost. Posted by Bill @ 2:57:00 PM. Good news about the Iraqi Constitution from the NY Times? Cindy - Bad News for Democrats? And th...
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Bloviating Inanities: 09/11/2005 - 09/18/2005
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Sunday, September 11, 2005. My Crappy Dining Room Chandelier. Okay, that didn't work. Either I'm too tall or the fucking dining room ceiling is too short but I ended up standing there with a chord around my neck and a big tick bite on my arm. The Cancer mocks me. When I lick my arm scab, it tastes like burning. Posted by Bill @ 1:06:00 AM. Nothing To See Here, Ignore Bill's Puss, Keep Moving. I'm pretty sure I have Arm Cancer. Silly? Posted by Bill @ 12:42:00 AM. The goal of this blog is to bring nonsens...
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Bloviating Inanities: 07/17/2005 - 07/24/2005
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Saturday, July 23, 2005. BI Has A Conversation With A Leftover Plate of Vermicelli with Shitake Mushrooms, Shallots, Garlic and Capers (title remind you of anyone *. Roberts seems to be qualified, no? I mean he's argued like 40 cases in front of the Supreme Court. Shouldn't you have soaked us for a while? That's why we were crunchy, asshole. Judge Roberts would never hear testimony from a. Capers, take the stand. Duly noted. Garlic, what do you have to add? Posted by Bill @ 11:18:00 PM. It's not the size...