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The Not-So-Humble Opinion of Theodore Trumblebunks: September 2006
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The Not-So-Humble Opinion of Theodore Trumblebunks. This blog is a look at reality, which is often ignored by the sandal-flopping, drum circle-playing, bong-smoking, America-hating, west-coast, liberal elite. I intend to set them straight. Friday, September 29, 2006. Begging Your Patience, Dear Readers. Dear readers, thank you for loving America! Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. Posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 9:42 PM. Thursday, September 28, 2006. Thursdays with Theodore, episode 9/28/06.
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The Not-So-Humble Opinion of Theodore Trumblebunks: August 2006
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The Not-So-Humble Opinion of Theodore Trumblebunks. This blog is a look at reality, which is often ignored by the sandal-flopping, drum circle-playing, bong-smoking, America-hating, west-coast, liberal elite. I intend to set them straight. Thursday, August 31, 2006. Thursdays with Theodore, episode 8/31/06. Welcome to this week's episode of "Thursdays with Theodore! Unlike Willington, I actually answer the questions you send into me. So, without further adieu. That's how things get moving! I hope that an...
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Swearing and Sweet-Talk: June 2010
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Love, Life, Relationships and all the sarcasm you can handle! Tuesday, June 08, 2010. My Solution To The Oil Spill Crisis. In the wake of the BP oil spill disaster, I started thinking about ways to help out New Orleans. Besides shooting that Joe Francis. Asshole in the back of the head. It’s not often I can channel my propensity for drunken violence into community service. Fortunately, I’ve come up with a previously untapped resource of human hair: pubes. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). A Pillar Of The Conse...
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Swearing and Sweet-Talk: Ehren Ruins A Potentially Tender Moment
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Love, Life, Relationships and all the sarcasm you can handle! Tuesday, January 02, 2007. Ehren Ruins A Potentially Tender Moment. Perhaps the most amusing moment in existence is when a guy makes his first pass at physical contact. I’m a firm believer that over-thinking, especially on a date, is death. Despite that, I still sometimes get caught up in that split-second moment of panic where my brain screams, “Touch her, you tool! No, you missed your window! Ehren: Cool…Want to…make out? Of course, I don...
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I, Gaijin おうべいか!!!: February 2008
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I, Gaijin おうべいか! Land of Divine Winds; Born Again Barbarian; Turning Japanese. Saturday, February 16, 2008. Random Trip, Christmas, and NYE. Super Happy Random Trip. This was my ryokan room. Being a Saturday it was not easy to find, nor was it cheap. But this is par for the course when you put absolutely no planning into your trip. A section of the outer moat. As I mentioned above, I was about halfway round the palace when I came across an elderly man bouncing softly up and down on the spot. The floo...
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I, Gaijin おうべいか!!!: November 2006
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I, Gaijin おうべいか! Land of Divine Winds; Born Again Barbarian; Turning Japanese. Wednesday, November 29, 2006. I spent much of last week duking it out in cyberspace with one very staunch supporter of Bush and American foreign policy. He goes by the name of. I’ve posted it here for you to see. WARNING:. Rock tended to bring out the worst in me and, consequently, I spent a great deal of time in the saddle of my high horse. Islam has had no greater friend than George Bush. 8221; – very admirable. I think the ...
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I, Gaijin おうべいか!!!: July 2007
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I, Gaijin おうべいか! Land of Divine Winds; Born Again Barbarian; Turning Japanese. Thursday, July 12, 2007. Anyway, let's have a look at some pics, shall we? On the train from Beijing to Ulaan Baatar I was lucky enough to meet and share a compartment with three Dutch fellas: Ric (wearing the hat) Fred (with the glasses) and sitting next to Fred is Gerton. This photo was taken in the dining carriage (call me Captain Obvious). Me in front of Parliament House. It might be Genghis. And this is what I came for...
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I, Gaijin おうべいか!!!: March 2007
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I, Gaijin おうべいか! Land of Divine Winds; Born Again Barbarian; Turning Japanese. Friday, March 23, 2007. A few weeks ago I told you all that I had “discovered” haiku after reading Matsuo Bashou’s masterpiece. The Narrow Road to Oku. Therefore, the rules no longer apply to my poems and me, much like the Geneva Conventions and international law don’t apply to Guantanomo Bay and its POW’s—sorry,. The spring equinox -. The bamboo poles cried. Thursday, March 22, 2007. The Third Ever Midweek Meet Your Delight!
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Swearing and Sweet-Talk: Handsome (For a Jew)
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Love, Life, Relationships and all the sarcasm you can handle! Tuesday, August 25, 2009. Handsome (For a Jew). Over the last couple weeks I’ve been looking around at various internet dating sites. I mean, as hot and romantic as my right hand is, she and I have an open relationship. And every now and then, I like to spice things up with a hand orgy. Or even add in a mouth and vagina just keep things interesting. Hey, variety is the spice of life. My Muslim friend asked if he would be allowed to join. T...
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The Not-So-Humble Opinion of Theodore Trumblebunks: July 2006
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The Not-So-Humble Opinion of Theodore Trumblebunks. This blog is a look at reality, which is often ignored by the sandal-flopping, drum circle-playing, bong-smoking, America-hating, west-coast, liberal elite. I intend to set them straight. Monday, July 31, 2006. Another Christian and American Hero Under Attack. Mel Gibson critics, why do you hate America? Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. Posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 7:07 PM. Sunday, July 30, 2006. Back Online, Dear Readers. The move is compl...
