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my new web series, "elevator to space" - Zembla
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A blog by Sean Keane. My new web series, "elevator to space". May 29, 2009 1:29 PM. Here are the first three episodes of my new web series, "Elevator to Space". It's about astronauts, and it is extremely dramatic and exciting. When do new episodes come out? New episodes will generally come out on Mondays, on a semi-weekly basis. Where else can I find these hilarious videos? And on the Vimeo channel. What, was elevatortospace.com taken? Who are your collaborators? Music by DJ Real. May 29, 2009 9:53 PM.
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Sarantos Studios - Zembla
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A blog by Sean Keane. June 15, 2009 2:33 PM. These amazing videos do not need any commentary, but in case one of these acting demos happens to move you, here the requisite contact info:. Free service for acting students of Sarantos Studios in Chicago performing material for viewing by casting directors of student films and low budget feature films. CHRISTOPHER MIDKIFF does a monologue from "Heat". Harold Dennis does "Training Day". More, so much more, on the Sarantos Studios channel. Sean Keane on Tumblr.
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redheads love sean keane - Zembla
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A blog by Sean Keane. Redheads love sean keane. February 19, 2009 8:07 PM. It is an indisputable fact that Irish girls love Sean Keane. The paler and the frecklier they are, the more they come under my spell. Recently, as my Irish whispering powers have matured, it's become clear that, just as Dane Cook's audience is college girls. My target market is redheads of the world, regardless of geographic affiliation. And it's not just The John Francis. I knew she would talk to me. I think it's my complexion.
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"The Movie Game", presented by Joey Devine - Zembla
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A blog by Sean Keane. The Movie Game", presented by Joey Devine. September 3, 2009 4:53 PM. Al Pacino and Anthony Hopkins. Al Pacino plays 60-year-old Fidel Castro, and Anthony Hopkins plays 70-year-old Fidel Castro. 70-year-old Castro has to travel through time to warn 60-year-old Castro about the exploding cigars that JFK sent through the space-time continuum. Tom Cruise and Antonio Banderas. Shaquille O'Neal and Robin Williams. You Got Served 2: Tall Order. Vin Diesel and John Cusack. From Animal sex&...
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Gone in 60 Seconds 2: Book of Secrets - Zembla
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A blog by Sean Keane. Gone in 60 Seconds 2: Book of Secrets. June 3, 2009 2:15 PM. For the past few months (and every third Friday this summer), I have been producing comedy shows built around a very marginal "Sean" pun. First it was "The Seanukkah Show" back in December, and most recently, it was "The Seanshank Redemption". In a few weeks, on my 30th birthday, you can see "Sean Keane Going on 30", where I channel my inner Jennifer Garner. Gone In 60 Seconds 2: Book of Secrets. Gone in 60 seconds. Gone i...
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Pitches for other Dr. Dre Dr. Pepper commercials - Zembla
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A blog by Sean Keane. Pitches for other Dr. Dre Dr. Pepper commercials. September 24, 2009 5:19 PM. The above is Dr. Dre's new commercial for Dr. Pepper. It's fine for what it is, but I think we can agree that it doesn't use Dr. Dre to his full potential. I took the liberty of writing some new treatments for Dre/Pepper commercials, most of which are quite Xplosive. Dre shakes his head and says, "Damn," then he and Eminem solemnly pour Dr. Pepper on the ground. Even the survivors.they're moving their ...
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Zembla design 2: Back in the Habit - Zembla
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A blog by Sean Keane. Zembla design 2: Back in the Habit. May 29, 2009 4:00 PM. Templates are fixed, and Zembla's going to start featuring content again. It's been so long, baby! As always, you can see shorter entries, scrapier posts, and more blatant self-promotion at Sean Keane Comedy Dot Com. My sports blogging has been primarily shifted over to SportsCentr. But you can read my thoughts, insights, and personal insults to Ben Wallace over at NBA Playoffs 2009. Sean Keane on Tumblr. I Fought The Law.
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bendy: I eat filet mignon and I'm nice and young
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Dec 17, 2008. I eat filet mignon and I'm nice and young. Best believe I'm number one. I would love to attend the program. I would love to soak in that creative whirlpool for a period of time and let it wash over me. In order to be considered, I have to apply to the program by sending in something that fits into a 9x12 envelope. The brief specifically is “surprise the shit out of us! The concept I like so far is:. The execution therefore will consist of 100 ideas, 60 of which are creatively and humorously...
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my chimichanga restaurant - Zembla
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A blog by Sean Keane. September 19, 2009 3:16 PM. It has long been my dream to open a chimichanga-only restaurant. Not just a restaurant that specializes in chimichangas, but an all-chimichanga, all-the-time kind of establishment. I'd call it the "Chimnasium.". The whole menu is just chimichangas. Daily special? It's a chimichanga. Salads? The closest thing we have is a chimichanga with romaine lettuce inside. Appetizers? A tiny plate of chimichangas will do a lot to whet your appetite. Kids menu? A frie...
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Happy Birthday, Mr. President - Zembla
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A blog by Sean Keane. Happy Birthday, Mr. President. August 4, 2009 5:29 PM. It's Obama's birthday, or at least, the anniversary of the date printed on his unconstitutional Kenyan forgery. Mentions that non-Americans haven't really adjusted to Obama's election, and she still gets a lot of crap about George Bush. I gave her some advice. Which can be used by anyone traveling abroad. Here's what you say whenever someone gives you crap about George Bush, or being an American:. 3 A nice card. The Movie Game",...