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Snark At The Moon: November 2014
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Thursday, November 20, 2014. Snark Chop: Will Smith is a Bad Dad! Kids are stupid and they just get stupider as they enter the teen years. It’s part of being young. As adults it’s our duty to understand this. And as parents it’s our duty to guide our children through all of the things they don’t wanna do. Will and Jada Smith’s offspring were recently interviewed by the New York Times. And the interviewer, who I assume is an adult, is failing as an adult. The best kind too. The “I smart” stupid. JADEN: [b...
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Snark At The Moon: December 2014
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Tuesday, December 30, 2014. 2014 Snark In Review. 2014 was a banner year for Snark At The Moon. Gene Simmons got upset with us, took his ball and went home. Our monthly blog reads doubled. Kim Kardashian passed on an opportunity to be interviewed for our little blog. And Justin Bieber went from egg tossing drug addict to God seeking albino falling off a skateboard. Let us honor the year that was 2014 with the first of it's kind SATM Best of 2014 year in review. BEST ADJUSTMENT FROM CHILD STAR TO ADULT.
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Snark At The Moon: September 2014
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Monday, September 29, 2014. Motley Crue's Fifth Member. Hmmm Is that really true? How is it that Ratt’s career was over in 1991 but not Motley’s? Let’s be honest. Motley didn’t release a great album after. Shout at the Devil. Tracii Guns had a theory. He once said LA Guns would’ve been bigger if they'd had a blonde singer. I don’t know about that but I do have my own theory on why Motley is revered more than any of their contemporaries. Tommy Lee’s penis. Some kind of jerk? Tuesday, September 9, 2014.
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Snark At The Moon: It Might Be Time To Bailout The NFL
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Thursday, August 21, 2014. It Might Be Time To Bailout The NFL. This week the NFL’s brain trust announced they were thinking of charging the musicians they hire to perform at the Super Bowl halftime show. They would do so by getting a percentage of tour revenue following their performance. The NFL seems to think it’s losing about 100 Million dollars in lost ad revenue during that 12 minute period. NFL Baby. If you needed money. Why didn't you ask? Charge fatter players more for their jersey’s. While we&#...
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Snark At The Moon: Are Packer Fans The Worst Fans Ever?
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Tuesday, January 7, 2014. Are Packer Fans The Worst Fans Ever? The Urban Dictionary defines a Packer fan as:. Someone who is a fan of the Green Bay Packers American football team. They are usually dumb and stump, inbred, drunk, disorderly, ugly, smelly, foul beasts. 8220;We don’t play indoors because we can handle the elements.” (Followed by a punch me in the face grin). 8220;Dude. Do we have to talk about this at my nephews baptism.”. 8220;You’re just jealous.”. 8220;How many Super Bowls have you won?
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Snark At The Moon: January 2015
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Wednesday, January 21, 2015. How Bill Belichick Gave ESPN A Boner. THIS IS A FOOTBALL. Thanks to the fine folks at ABC my morning coffee was ruined today. And no it wasn’t the horrible dress Lara Spencer chose to wear (though I must say that didn’t help.). Good Morning America’s lead story this morning was the whole deflated football nonsense. This is your lead story? The day after the leader of the free world give his annual State of the Union? There are people suggesting the coach should be fired.
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Snark At The Moon: October 2014
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Tuesday, October 21, 2014. Gene Simmons Love's Himself Some Gene Simmons. How often do you wake and think “I need to write and sell a book about how to write and sell a book”? Well if your name is Gene Simmons that’s probably a thought you have most days. After perusing my advance copy of Gene’s latest book “Me Inc.”. A sort of Me Inc. For Dummies. Although anyone buying this book can’t be too bright. But as such here’s a step by step guide on how you too can be successful like Gene Simmons. IT wasn̵...
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Snark At The Moon: Why Everyone Hates YOUR Team: An NFL Primer For 2014 - NFC
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Wednesday, August 13, 2014. Why Everyone Hates YOUR Team: An NFL Primer For 2014 - NFC. How do you lose to me? Are they still here? Dallas Cowboys – Arrogance and mediocrity. Your owner is a creepy old man. Porn Stars choke less than your QB. Despite the fact that both your team City (Dallas) and name (Cowboys) are about as provincially specific as you can get, you call yourself America’s team. Call us when you’re most current talking point doesn’t include Troy Aikman. LT is a coke head rapist pedophile.
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Snark At The Moon: Alcohol of Fame 2015 Nominees
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Wednesday, December 10, 2014. Alcohol of Fame 2015 Nominees. Here are the nominee's for the Snark At The Moon Alcohol Of Fame, Class of 2015. Winners will be announced the first week of February. Justin Timberlake - Probably not the first name that comes to mind when you think of famous drunks but that's how they all start. Sneaky. Ustin Bieber - Is he even old enough? Scott Stapp - Well known for drunken on stage ramblings and half assed attempts at singing, ole yerdeler's tale has gotten kind of sad as...
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Snark At The Moon: Why Everyone Hates YOUR Team: An NFL Primer For 2014 - AFC
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Friday, August 8, 2014. Why Everyone Hates YOUR Team: An NFL Primer For 2014 - AFC. Gene Simmons attends a Raiders with FOON host * Rob Kern. New England Patriots - Your QB is too good and too good looking. You're nothing but a bunch of cheating chowdah heads. Your stupid helmets look like an arena league team and your owner was an Oompah Loompah. Your previous owner sold razors and sexually harassed women. And I don't think anyone in Boston knew you existed before Tom Brady. Your QB's smile scares littl...