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lowercase carmen: May 2006

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Because capitals would be a little too pretentious. Monday, May 29, 2006. I've been working hard for my money, so hard, honey honey. I went to my friends BBQ on the weekend and established myself as the bbq sidekick. As one full half of a Super Team, I not so modestly kicked some ass. My bbq partner told everyone I was vegan and then I spent the entire night trying to explain that I wasn't. I'm not even a vegetarian and yet everyone was like "Oh, so you're bbq'ing and you don't even eat meat? The creakin...

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lowercase carmen: December 2006

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Because capitals would be a little too pretentious. Wednesday, December 13, 2006. This isn't a story about how my car is a write off, a funny tale about how much I'd love to hurt the crack head who caused me this grief, or a chronicle of how I overcame this.unfortunate incident. Contrary to what I usually write, this post will be about something I noticed today. Look, I'm not saying it'll turn you into a fucking magician, I'm just saying that it might release some endorphins or something. What are you an...

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lowercase carmen: June 2006

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Because capitals would be a little too pretentious. Thursday, June 29, 2006. Taken Out Of Context. Me: Brian, you should tell your mom to teach a class called "How to save yourself, and the world". She has all this stuff figured out. How to soil yourself in the modern world? Posted by lowercasecarmen at 1:15 AM. Tuesday, June 27, 2006. What the hell are they doing? Al asked, "That kid thinks he's so strong.". Yeah, what the hell? I agreed with gusto. That's OUR fucking shopping cart. Punks.". I appreciat...

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lowercase carmen: August 2006

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Because capitals would be a little too pretentious. Tuesday, August 29, 2006. Back To The Playground We Go. 1 I'm a real hypochondriac. Yes it can be funny, sometimes it gets me out of tight situations, but mostly it sucks. I plan on going to therapy so that I can be slightly normal, but mostly so that I can say trendy pretentious statements that go something along the lines of ".and so my therapist said that." People will envy how crazy I am. 6 I hate dill, it's an odious herb. 8 I can lick my elbow&#46...

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lowercase carmen: April 2006

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Because capitals would be a little too pretentious. Sunday, April 30, 2006. Yeah Don't You Think. I managed to get hit with one of the worst headaches of my life today which, somehow, slowly transformed into a headache nausea. As I was huddled into a fetal position on a bench during my work lunch break, a street performer was singing some stupid song that had the lyrics "I'm in heaven," in it. I just looked up in utter horror and was like "Are you fucking kidding me? Posted by lowercasecarmen at 9:45 PM.

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lowercase carmen: March 2006

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Because capitals would be a little too pretentious. Thursday, March 30, 2006. He questioned. "Yeah I said, those ones over there." Meh, no more than $80. That's what I'm worth, or well according to him I'm worth less. So I'll give a nice estimate at $78.50. Well Mr. Fashionisto, your life costs more than it's worth. Posted by lowercasecarmen at 9:02 PM. Wednesday, March 29, 2006. I'm Sorry, I Just Threw Up In My Mouth A Little Bit. Oh Portuguese/Canadian R&B artists, how you pull at my heart strings.

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Johnnys Randoms: June 2005

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This will be my Mt.St.Helens Random vents of nonsense to follow. Hammer, Ontario, Canada. View my complete profile. Well this is something new. And you thought THAT was dumb? Wait till you hear . Dont think twice, its alright. Please be the New Kids on the Blocks greatest hits. Ohhh, I remember this now. Wednesday, June 22, 2005. Making an ASS out of U and Me. Hey guys, How we doing today? Fine, good, grunt.mumble mumble mumble". PSSteel mills are hot in the summer time.Really F'ing hot. SoThe point is, ...

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Johnnys Randoms: May 2005

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This will be my Mt.St.Helens Random vents of nonsense to follow. Hammer, Ontario, Canada. View my complete profile. Well this is something new. And you thought THAT was dumb? Wait till you hear . Dont think twice, its alright. Please be the New Kids on the Blocks greatest hits. Ohhh, I remember this now. Sunday, May 22, 2005. Spend four years in a drug induced haze of insanity, only to get handed a piece of paper at the end telling me I am now an educated man: Check. Posted by Johnny5 @ 7:47 PM. Now I tr...

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Johnnys Randoms: August 2005

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This will be my Mt.St.Helens Random vents of nonsense to follow. Hammer, Ontario, Canada. View my complete profile. Well this is something new. And you thought THAT was dumb? Wait till you hear . Dont think twice, its alright. Please be the New Kids on the Blocks greatest hits. Ohhh, I remember this now. Friday, August 19, 2005. Do different countries have different sign language? Posted by Johnny5 @ 1:30 PM. Wednesday, August 17, 2005. The day went on and what seemed liked other peoples beer became my b...