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Taking another leap (parachute attached) | thetrueadventuresofme
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Random, funny and very true…. Taking another leap (parachute attached). April 13, 2012. I once thought Led Zeppelin was a person and drank Lenor conditioner when I was a child. Teenager (which some people may argue explains a lot). There’s only one of me. Thankfully. Let’s hope tomorrow is fabaroony. My secret love affair…. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). Notify me of new comments via email.
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Drugs, cigarettes and alcohol | thetrueadventuresofme
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Random, funny and very true…. Drugs, cigarettes and alcohol. May 7, 2012. As I move into a new phase in my life (no, I haven’t become a nun or a lesbianyet) I have been reminded of an amusing drug story when I was at uni, having been to a comedy show last night and a similar story coming up. My boyfriend was also confused. I was like ‘OMG I can’t believe I have been offered drugs (does this mean I look cool/stupid enough to take one? Should I report him to the student union? I sat there thinking ‘ohhhhhh...
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My secret love affair… | thetrueadventuresofme
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Random, funny and very true…. My secret love affair…. March 14, 2012. When considering the prospect of getting back in the dating game (camera shot of me sitting in my pj’s eating ice cream and crying hysterically) is not exciting, and neither is that image. I’d rather, at the moment, until Prince Harry finds me (I hear he’s looking) need to contend with my love affair that’s been going on for a while. It’s food porn. Roses are red…. Taking another leap (parachute attached). Leave a Reply Cancel reply.
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April | 2012 | thetrueadventuresofme
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Random, funny and very true…. Archive for April, 2012. Finally, a good date (call for fireworks, champagne being opened, a verse of Handel’s Hallelujah! Which lasted more than 32 minutes! He’s like nobody I have ever met before and like nobody I would date but I really like him, plus I was sober so no beer goggles were involved. He said he likes that I’m a little bit crazy and eccentric and we both agree if there was a battle between being cool and dancing, we both always pick dancing (phew).
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Things can only get better…. | thetrueadventuresofme
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Random, funny and very true…. Things can only get better…. February 10, 2012. Despite a little wobble during Friday I decide ‘Yes, I will meet him’ as Emma pointed out, this could be the one and that’s true as I know many people who have met on dating websites. So with my head held high I headed to Colmore Row to meet Lawrence. So to paint the scene, how many of you have seen The Office? 8217; , ‘Oh, didn’t I tell you? 8217; taking a glug of wine I say ‘No, tell me what is it you do? 8216;It’s for ...
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My online dating social experiment | thetrueadventuresofme
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Random, funny and very true…. My online dating social experiment. November 22, 2011. Surely there must be someone normal (when compared to certain other weirdo’s I’ve dated) out there in cyber land? I spent two weeks on a free dating site to see what I could find, a bit of a social experiment if you will. It all came with drama and entertainment, of course. I just need a cameraman and I could be on telly. Just looking for a plain Jane. So far I’ve only met 1 lady with com sense. Go to Ann Summers? Yes Un...
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March | 2012 | thetrueadventuresofme
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Random, funny and very true…. Archive for March, 2012. My secret love affair…. When considering the prospect of getting back in the dating game (camera shot of me sitting in my pj’s eating ice cream and crying hysterically) is not exciting, and neither is that image. I’d rather, at the moment, until Prince Harry finds me (I hear he’s looking) need to contend with my love affair that’s been going on for a while. It’s food porn. Drugs, cigarettes and alcohol. Taking another leap (parachute attached).
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February | 2012 | thetrueadventuresofme
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Random, funny and very true…. Archive for February, 2012. Roses are red…. The last time I got a Valentines card was when I was working at HMV and some pervy old git who used to come in with his blind sister and dog (the fact she’s blind is irrelevant but she used to buy these porn dvd’s with her brother which is not normal let’s be honest) how do I attract these nutters? I will just eat banoffee pie until I spew. Things can only get better…. Despite a little wobble during Friday I decide ‘Yes, I wi...
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Taking a leap… | thetrueadventuresofme
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Random, funny and very true…. Taking a leap…. June 27, 2011. Well, so far not much has changed. I’m still single, coming up to 4 years now…maybe I can make it to December? Congratulations you’re 30, still single and childless. What an achievement, my nan will be so proud. So my quota would be: no emotional f* kwits, someone who is aware of European food and has his own teeth. Not a lot to ask I would think? Have I got to kiss even more frogs…? Oh hello, how are you? Taking a leap…" (1). On Things can onl...
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Well I never! | thetrueadventuresofme
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Random, funny and very true…. April 15, 2012. Finally, a good date (call for fireworks, champagne being opened, a verse of Handel’s Hallelujah! Which lasted more than 32 minutes! He’s like nobody I have ever met before and like nobody I would date but I really like him, plus I was sober so no beer goggles were involved. He said he likes that I’m a little bit crazy and eccentric and we both agree if there was a battle between being cool and dancing, we both always pick dancing (phew). My secret love affai...