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Funny SMS and Jokes Collection – Hindi Jokes, Funny Text Messages. August 1, 2011 at 4:46 am. Sardar ne medical store se dawa li aur. Store waly se kaha Cheeni bhi do. Storwala:Cheeni medical pe nahi milti. Santa main pagal nahi hun ispe likha hai Sugar free! New Krishna to Radha-. Main Krishna Kanhaiya aur tu Radha Gori. Main Kites ka Hritik tu Barbara Mori. Radha – Jyada line mat mar coz i Hate Luve Story…:-D. Roz ki tarah aaj bhi mat nahao! Chand bhi kya ajeeb cheez hai…. Entry filed under: Jokes-SMS.
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Funny SMS and Jokes Collection – Hindi Jokes, Funny Text Messages. June 26, 2011 at 8:57 am. A policeman to his son : Tumhara result aacha nahi aaya. Aaj se tumhara khelna aur TV dekhna band. Beta : Ye 50 rupay pakdo aur ess baat ko yaheen dabado. Jo dete hai ladki ko tohfe,. Wo late hai unki shaadi me sofe,. Jo jate hai unke piche,. Wo aate hai caro ke neeche,. Jo kehte hai JAANU,. Wahi bante hai baacho ke MAMU! Height of jhatka :. 8220;A boy after spending great time with GF,. 1 Comment Add your own.
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Funny SMS and Jokes Collection – Hindi Jokes, Funny Text Messages. July 1, 2011 at 5:12 pm. Santa class me haans raha tha,. Ek ladka bola : Stand UP, kaun ho tum? Santa : Tum kaun ho? Ladka : Mein monitor hu. Santa : Te phir mein CPU hu! Santa (Ladki ko chedte hue): Hor soniya ki haal he…? Ladki (gusse me) boli: Jo teri behn ka hai. Santa (hans kar): Woh to pregnant hai! Santa:- Abe Banta tu yaha baitha hai…. Tere dost ki death ho gai hai… Tu gaya Kyu Nahi? Banta:- Uss saale ne mujhe bulaya hi nahi😀.
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Funny SMS and Jokes Collection – Hindi Jokes, Funny Text Messages. April 5, 2011 at 4:11 am. Santa ko uska sasur jute maar raha tha. Aadmi : Kyu maar rahe ho? Sasur : Meinie ise Hospital se SMS kiya. Tum baap ban gaye ho. Isne apne sare friends ko forward kar diya! Makan Malik : Rs 700 kiraya hoga. Kirayedar : Thik hai. Lekin aapke makan me chuhey nach rahe hai. Malik : To saale 700 me kya Sheela nachegi? THIS IS A CLASSIC :. Santa ne facebook pe apna account banaya. Aur apni WALL pe likha :. Fill in you...
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Funny SMS and Jokes Collection – Hindi Jokes, Funny Text Messages. Hindi Funny Mobile Message. March 18, 2011 at 4:16 am. Santa – Yaar Banta tune poore toilet me potty kyu kar di? Banta – Yaar ye mobile bhi na! Santa – Kya hua? Banta – Tune “IDEA” ka ad nahi dekha. 8220;WALK when u TALK”. Ye jo aag dim me lagi hai zamane me laga dunga,. Uski doli jo uthi,. Koi baat nahi smart hoon dusri pata loonga… ). Colgate se daant saaf karne ka,. Pepsodent se majboot karne ka,. Babool se fresh karne ka. Subscribe to...
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Love Quotes Collections: The Wood Cutter
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Friday, December 26, 2008. One day a woodcutter took his grandson into the forest for his first experience in selecting and cutting oak trees. These they would later sell to the boat builders. As they walked along, the woodcutter explained that the purpose of each tree is contained in its natural shape: some are straight for planks, some have the proper curves for the ribs of a boat, and some are tall for masts. Experience really has points to ponder, I really like the story. It shared some ideas tha...
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Love Quotes Collections: Middle East comes with great diversities in job opportunities
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Tuesday, September 6, 2011. Middle East comes with great diversities in job opportunities. With thousands of new job opportunities being added every day, you can choose from a wide range of marketing jobs. Cleaning companies and other manual labor jobs are in great demand in the Middle East, especially in UAE. Having huge demand for such services, there has been urgent requirement for various cleaning jobs. Here, with only a few companies hiring for various positions and real estate jobs. Middle East com...
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Love Quotes Collections: November 2009
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Wednesday, November 4, 2009. Satellite TV To Launch A New Film Channel. Milan, 24th July: Sky Italia has announced to launch a new channel dedicated to local movies in order to keep itself ahead in the Italo dish market. From July 31st, it will show Italian films from 1940s to 1990’s starting with Luchino Visconti’s “The Leopard”. TivuSat, Dish TV. Is seen as a revolutionary platform. Analyst Alessandro Bai-Badino of Deutsche Bank quoted that everyone seems to against Sky at the moment. It is almost ...
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Love Quotes Collections: October 2008
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Thursday, October 9, 2008. The Cow and The Pig. Even then people mocked and laughed at him. The rich man said to them, "What is the matter with you? Can't you wait a few years to see my money go to charity? The villagers didn't believe him. He said, "Do you think I'm immortal? I'll die like everyone else, and then my money will go to charities." He couldn't understand why they didn't believe him. The pig said to the cow, "How is it that everybody appreciates you and nobody appreciates me? Let Me LOVE You.
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Love Quotes Collections: December 2008
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Friday, December 26, 2008. One day a woodcutter took his grandson into the forest for his first experience in selecting and cutting oak trees. These they would later sell to the boat builders. As they walked along, the woodcutter explained that the purpose of each tree is contained in its natural shape: some are straight for planks, some have the proper curves for the ribs of a boat, and some are tall for masts. Tuesday, December 9, 2008. God - What a mess! When God gave out brains,. I thought He said bo...
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Love Quotes Collections: September 2011
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Friday, September 9, 2011. Company Logos - Logo Design Companies. They are said to be a member of BBB and Greater Philadelphia Chamber of Commerce and have won several awards in American Graphic Design during the years 2006 and 2007. Clients all over the world have been more than happy at the friendly attitude of their customer service, competitive pricing, excellent quality and timely deliverance of their work and have given the company excellent company logo. Online company logo design. With thousands ...
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Love Quotes Collections: August 2008
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Friday, August 29, 2008. THE KING'S LESSON ON CHARITY. Tale to Understand the Importance of Absence of Niggardliness in One's Life! A person was advised by a holy man to gift a vegetable a day and told that he would attain great merit by doing so. The poor man strictly followed the advice. After death, he was reborn in a royal family and grew up to become a king. He was able to recall what he had done in his past birth. So, he continued to gift a vegetable a day. The seventh ordained quality is 'Absence ...
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Love Quotes Collections: June 2008
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Tuesday, June 24, 2008. A man is happy so long as he chooses to be happy. A happy person is not a person in a certain set rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. Most people are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. A joyful heart is the inevitable result of a heart burning with love. Learn to be calm and you will always be happy. The infinite alone i...
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Love Quotes Collections: November 2008
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Friday, November 21, 2008. Modern Panchtantra Story [ IT HUMOR ]. Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday market. One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and fell in the river. Encouraged by the Panchatantra story of his childhood (the woodcutter and the axe),. Annoyed, the engineer said "No, not at all! The f...
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Funny SMS Text Messages Free Sms Love sms. Wednesday, March 5, 2008. Sardar:Aap kitna padhe ho? Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte. SARDAR: kal raat 3 ghante English Picture ki CD dekhi,na kuchh dikhaai diya na aawaaz aayi. FRIEND:Movie ka naam kya tha? Teacher: Make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times. Sardar: Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara and she becomes Lara Lara. Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet. Circuit Simple He Bhai, Boleto. Santa says&...
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Funny SMS and Jokes Collection – Hindi Jokes, Funny Text Messages. Sardar ne medical store se dawa li aur. Store waly se kaha Cheeni bhi do. Storwala:Cheeni medical pe nahi milti. Santa main pagal nahi hun ispe likha hai Sugar free! New Krishna to Radha-. Main Krishna Kanhaiya aur tu Radha Gori. Main Kites ka Hritik tu Barbara Mori. Radha – Jyada line mat mar coz i Hate Luve Story…:-D. Roz ki tarah aaj bhi mat nahao! Chand bhi kya ajeeb cheez hai…. Bachpan me ‘Mamu’ aur. August 1, 2011 at 4:46 am. Saw a ...
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Funny : Jokes : SMS : Messages : Phrases : short jokes: -. Santa and Banta Jokes. Q n A SMS. Sunday, January 30, 2011. Very Funny Sardar Jokes. Boss: Where were you born? Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India . 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb. Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more. Sardar: What is the name of your car? Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. SARDAR:...
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Funny Sms jokes, Funny SMS Messages - Love, Cute, Jokes, Lovely, Birthday, Wise Sms, Jokes. Wednesday, April 23, 2008. Aise apni Wife ho. 5'4" jiski height ho,. Jeans jiski tight ho, Chehara jiska bright ho,. Weight mein thodi light Ho, Umar me difference slight ho,. Thodi see wo quiet ho, Aise apni Wife ho. Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,. Bheed me sab kahe side ho, side ho,. India ki paidaish ho,. Saas ki seva jiski khwahish ho Aisi apni Wife ho. Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,. Aisi hoti ha...
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Funny SMS Markaz, Funny sms in Urdu, English, Hindi, Punjabi and More. Tuesday, July 1, 2008. Latest Urdu Love Shairy (Poetry). Raat bhar jaagi ho jiske sapno mein,. Kaise kho gaya wo raat ke andhero mein,. Dhoondti rahi tum mujhe, dil ke kisi kone mein. Main bas raha hoon, tumhari dhadkano mein, tumhari saanso mein. Main chup hi sahi, magar magroor nahin. Ek khamoshi hi sahi magar, koi shikwa nahin. Na tumse koi shikwa hai jaanam, na koi naraazgi. Ye dil ka lagana hai jaanam, nahin koi dil lagi! Kasam s...
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