themuskrat.org
The Muskrat: News From The Bowels Of Furcadia
http://themuskrat.org/archive.htm
What is The Muskrat? The Muskrat is basically a blatantly plagiarized combination of Randomism and various serious newspapers, like The Onion. Nothing we do is original in any way. Unoriginality is coincidentally the second most important requirement for legitimate journalism (the first requirement is a messianic sense of persistent self-validation despite all harm caused. We have this, too). There are two people involved. In no particular order (except awesomeness) they are:. Since they are payed only i...
themuskrat.org
The Muskrat: News From The Bowels Of Furcadia
http://themuskrat.org/thefiftieth.htm
VOTED BEST FURCADIAN NEWS WEBSITE BY EVERYBODY. MONDAY, APRIL 28, 2008. The Muskrat returns from the dead! A year ago, The Muskrat published its last issue. Laziness, mostly. Also, bitterness. Bitterness that caused us to cling to guns and religion. We were so bitter, that even coffee addicts found us undrinkable. But after a year of doing nothing but eating poi. We got bored and wondered what we could do with The Muskrat. Since we cling to religion, we wondered, "what would Jesus do? As you can imagine,...
