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Eleven...Hello?!: Things that Go "Bump..."
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There is a story here. A good one. But it would lose something in the translation. Just trust me that it's proof that sometimes life moves more quickly than our minds can, but that our minds do catch up. Eventually. And often with a good laugh as a result. This blog is my mind's way of catching up.and sharing a few good laughs! Friday, March 23, 2012. Things that Go "Bump.". So, the nurse leaves and a few minutes later in walks Kevin, the medical student, who looks like he's all of 16. He says he's j...
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My life as a mombie: But Why Not?
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My life as a mombie. The deep thoughts of a 32 year old, Midwestern, butt-wiping, booboo kissing, non-cleaning, wine-loving, tired mother. Tuesday, April 05, 2011. Apparently there is a lot my daughter doesn't understand. Like the fact that markers will not magically start to taste like Skittles if you just suck on them long enough. Nora: Mommy, is it Monday or Fruesday or Fliday or Sannurday today? Nora: But why NOT? Why NOT, MOMMY? Me: Uh, why not what? You asked what day it was. I told you. She must t...
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My life as a mombie: I Wish I May, I Wish I Might...
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My life as a mombie. The deep thoughts of a 32 year old, Midwestern, butt-wiping, booboo kissing, non-cleaning, wine-loving, tired mother. Tuesday, February 02, 2010. I Wish I May, I Wish I Might. Me: "Tate, what's your favorite color? Where's my Thomas the Train? Me: "Yeah, Crayola doesn't seem to make that particular hue anymore. Try again.". Me: "Tate, what are your three greatest wishes? Like is there anywhere you really want to go or someone you really want to see or anything? Someone I want to see!
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My life as a mombie: May 2011
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My life as a mombie. The deep thoughts of a 32 year old, Midwestern, butt-wiping, booboo kissing, non-cleaning, wine-loving, tired mother. Thursday, May 05, 2011. So, my head feels like it is about to implode at any minute. Or maybe explode. I am not clear on which. But it hurts whichever 'ploding it is about to do. I only will go on the potty TOMORROW! Me: "Nora, it's been tomorrow for the last like 34 days. Time to step up to the plate, sister.". I WOULD RATHER BURN IN HELL THAN GO ON THE POTTY TODAY!
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My life as a mombie: What It Is
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My life as a mombie. The deep thoughts of a 32 year old, Midwestern, butt-wiping, booboo kissing, non-cleaning, wine-loving, tired mother. Thursday, July 29, 2010. I've been thinking a lot about a few things lately. Namely A) If I should write this blog post B). I should write this blog post and C) If it would be possible to survive solely on wine and cookies. Hey, I never said all three things were related. Tate has been diagnosed with Asperger's. I'm not going to go into a butt-ton of detail, just beca...
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My life as a mombie: July 2010
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My life as a mombie. The deep thoughts of a 32 year old, Midwestern, butt-wiping, booboo kissing, non-cleaning, wine-loving, tired mother. Thursday, July 29, 2010. I've been thinking a lot about a few things lately. Namely A) If I should write this blog post B). I should write this blog post and C) If it would be possible to survive solely on wine and cookies. Hey, I never said all three things were related. Tate has been diagnosed with Asperger's. I'm not going to go into a butt-ton of detail, just beca...
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My life as a mombie: The Bucket of Doom
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My life as a mombie. The deep thoughts of a 32 year old, Midwestern, butt-wiping, booboo kissing, non-cleaning, wine-loving, tired mother. Tuesday, April 12, 2011. The Bucket of Doom. She then passed out on the bed at 7:00 pm and slept til 8:15 the next day. This is. She did wake up eventually, though. Then we continued our shenanigans at the water park and I tried to get a cute picture of both kids together. And how must kids squeal in delight and scamper around delightedly under the deluge of water?
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My life as a mombie: Two Cute
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My life as a mombie. The deep thoughts of a 32 year old, Midwestern, butt-wiping, booboo kissing, non-cleaning, wine-loving, tired mother. Wednesday, April 14, 2010. It gets old. So it's hard for me to find the humor in it after awhile. I get blue, the kids get sassy.it's just not an enjoyable time of year around here. So it's really great that winter lasts 10 months out of the year. Juuuuust. My BABY GIRL turns two. Eeek. For real. It just happened last week. I was there. It's nice to let it all out.
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Proud Working Mama: December 2008
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The complaints and bitchings from a 30-something work outside the home mom living in small town Wisconsin with my hubby, 5 year old daughter, slightly retarded dog and obnoxious cat. Wednesday, December 31, 2008. Here we are on New Year's Eve, 2008. I'm sitting here with the laptop, Mike is making venison jerky and we're watching ESPN. PARTY ON! We've never been big partiers on New Year's Eve (or ever), and ever since we had Paige, we've gotten even more boring. It's really just another night. I got new ...
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My life as a mombie: So You Want to Be a Two Year Old.
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My life as a mombie. The deep thoughts of a 32 year old, Midwestern, butt-wiping, booboo kissing, non-cleaning, wine-loving, tired mother. Tuesday, April 20, 2010. So You Want to Be a Two Year Old. Well, it's happened. Nora officially turned two at 12:27 pm on April 7 th. You Are Now Two! Let's Discuss the Best and Most Embarrassing. Tactics to Make Your Mother Want to Pull Her Hair Out! Never mind that Mommy is slowly creeping away. See how she keeps looking back, hoping you'll shut up and get up? So Mo...
