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The Glamorous Life of a Hausfrau: Funny Butt Story #1
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Friday, February 13, 2015. Funny Butt Story #1. I never said my life was boring or too glamorous. A few days ago, TFB and I were just hanging out, in our little bedroom. Watching our stupid morning shows. And then I noticed he had a frigging penny ON HIS ASS CHEEK. Stuck on there, as if by magic. I said, "Baby, you got a penny stuck on your ass.". He said, "No, I don't.". Then he rolled over and that penny disappeared. It rolled right into his ass crack. Yep. That's where we found it. Warped Mind of Ron.
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The Glamorous Life of a Hausfrau: Please Stand By
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Friday, November 1, 2013. I will be back next week. It seems as though life has just gotten in my way this week. Plus, I'm sick,. Plus, I don't have too much exciting to say, so thank your lucky stars I'm going to "save up"! Have a great Friday, hooligans,. November 1, 2013 at 11:50 PM. I hope you will soon be feeling better! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). The "Old Neighborhood" has plenty to offer too. A Day in My Shoes. View my complete profile. Heartbroken for a Friend. A Day Off for a Hausfrau.
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The Glamorous Life of a Hausfrau: Funny Butt Story #2
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Sunday, February 15, 2015. Funny Butt Story #2. The FBD and I spend most of our days taking care of his 95 year old grandmama. It's an interesting and busy job. We also do all the laundry, dishes, trash and we take care of his teen daughter, two dogs, a cat and his dad who has an important job. So, when his dad goes to his job, TFB and I spend time hanging with grandmama. Of course, I was disgusted, but I pulled that sock out anyway. I think he has worn it everyday since. On his right foot. Honestly, if ...
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The Glamorous Life of a Hausfrau: Pirate Dog
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Monday, February 16, 2015. So, y'all know we have Pip the Pup. She's a good little jackahuahua doggie (that's half chi/half jack russell terrier going on), but she's also a little scavenger. She will steal any food she can get her paws on. TFB went down the hall earlier to give his Ma a treat. Instead of only one cookie, he gave her two cookies. Chips Ahoy to be specific. Unfortunately, the dog is the worst offender. Ma had her Chips Ahoys and guess who jumped. Happy Monday, hooligans! Warped Mind of Ron.
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The Glamorous Life of a Hausfrau: Rolling on the Dog
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Wednesday, February 25, 2015. Rolling on the Dog. I know I've talked about Pip in the past, but for the uninitiated, she's a jackahuahua (part chihuahua and part Jack Russell Terrier.we think. She was a rescue dog, but that's our best guess.). Anyhoodle, she sleeps with me and TFB every night. Every so often, I'll wake up to peek around, just to make sure she's in her rightful spot(s) - she likes to take up the whole bed if she can and she also will tuck herself in if it's a little chilly. Happy Wednesda...
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The Glamorous Life of a Hausfrau: The Fart Barn
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Wednesday, February 18, 2015. TFB and I have a small room, but it's the master bedroom with a big closet and a full bathroom only steps away, so it's pretty awesome. We also have a great flat screen TV and all the cable we can take. Life doesn't get much better. We spend a lot of time in our awesome room when we're not busy taking care of his grandmama or the household chores. We also spend a lot of time farting and carrying on in here, so I made up a sign for our door that says "The Fart Barn". Simple t...
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The Glamorous Life of a Hausfrau: Me + Mornings = An Unhappy Union
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Tuesday, December 10, 2013. Me Mornings = An Unhappy Union. I'm not a morning person. I probably never will be. I get up early - usually anywhere from 5A to 630A (my alarm is set to go off at 630, but I rarely sleep until it does). The only good thing about mornings is that I know there will be a chance for food at some point. Usually not right away, as I have to get the kids up. And out the door, but at SOME point, I'll get an english muffin or cereal or something! Lots to say this week and no time to f...
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The Glamorous Life of a Hausfrau: How I Met The Forest Bard
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Saturday, February 7, 2015. How I Met The Forest Bard. My life has taken a number of changes lately. I know I haven't written much in a while. But, let's go back in time quite a bit.like back to 1988. I was in my second year of college and had moved out of the dorms and into an apartment. I met some other clowns around town who took me to a party around the corner one night. However over the years, he was with other people and I was with other people and it just never worked out for us. The "Old Neighbor...
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The Glamorous Life of a Hausfrau: Cable
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Monday, February 9, 2015. TFB and I have an amazing line up of cable channels, but the cable here doesn't have AMC. We have plenty to watch, we have Netflix, HBO, and Amazon Prime. It's all good. However, without AMC, we have no The Walking Dead, so TFB bought the season on Prime. We have to wait until Monday morning to watch the most recent episode and we got up at 3A to watch the newest episode this morning. I love the Amazon Prime. And TFB. We plan on renewing our Prime membership soon. I like to shar...
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The Glamorous Life of a Hausfrau: Super Cool!
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Wednesday, February 19, 2014. A Facebook friend of mine sent me an invitation to join "Influenster" which is a " is a free-to-join community of trendsetters, social media masterminds, and educated consumers who live to give opinions of products and experiences.". Imagine my surprise when I was chosen to receive the #JAdoreVoxBox! I received these products complimentary for testing purposes from Influenster. Kinda scary looking, I know, but worth the 10 minutes I had to spackle my face! The "Old Neighborh...
