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The Casino Jokes Blog: May 2009
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The Casino Jokes Blog. Sunday, May 31, 2009. Rabbi, minister, and priest. Rabbi, a minister, and a priest are playing casino poker. When the police raid the game. Addressing the priest, the lead officer asks: "Father Murphy, were you gambling? Turning his eyes to heaven, the priest whispers, "Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do.". To the police officer, he then says, "No, officer, I was not gambling. The officer then asks the minister: "Pastor Johnson, were you gambling? Thursday, May 21, 2009.
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The Casino Jokes Blog: June 2009
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The Casino Jokes Blog. Monday, June 22, 2009. Poker joke for NWP members:. Q: What is empty and completely void of general decency? Poker Badbeats are just like butt cracks….Everyone has one. Q: How many poker jokes you can fit in a book? A: As many as Phil Hellmuth says it's ok to have in it. Here's a poker joke about Full Tilt Poker Pro Phil Ivey:. Phil Ivey isn't a mind reader.-He just stares at you until you wet your pants and you have to muck your hand. Here's a poker joke for all you daydreamers:.
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The Casino Jokes Blog: January 2009
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The Casino Jokes Blog. Thursday, January 8, 2009. Cartoon by Dave Walker. A place to find more casino. Cartoons you can freely re-use on your blog. Tuesday, January 6, 2009. A doctor answers his headset and hears the friendly tone of a colleague on the other end of the line. "We need a fourth for casino. Poker," said the friend. "I'll be right over," thought the doctor . As he was putting on his coat, his partner asked, "Is it serious? Sunday, January 4, 2009. I'll take an Eight. There are several differ...
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The Casino Jokes Blog: The Deaf - Mute Lesson
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The Casino Jokes Blog. Thursday, May 21, 2009. The Deaf - Mute Lesson. A group of life long friends from the same Chicago street spent a weekend gambling. Vacation in Las Vegas. They all agreed if one of them won big they would treat the others to another gambling break next holiday. One of the men on the gambling trip won $100,000 playing blackjack. Believing he was safe, he immediately went out to the backyard of his house, dug a hole and hid the blackjack money in it. 8221; he screamed at the professor.
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The Casino Jokes Blog: Poker Club
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The Casino Jokes Blog. Thursday, May 7, 2009. Two guys go into a poker club, and head for the back room with the two high limit tables. They whisper a little back and forth, point at some people, then split up and each sit at a table. The guy answers "I bet people". Says the poker club owner, displaying that professions characteristic wit. No way. I mean, how could you make money betting like that? You wouldn't bet that.". You owe me 10 grand! Can I see them.", asks the stranger. The casino owner thinks ...
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The Casino Jokes Blog: April 2009
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The Casino Jokes Blog. Sunday, April 12, 2009. Two groups chartered a double-decker bus to visit the casino. In Atlantic City, one group was all blondes and the other was a group from the retirement home. The retirement home group rides on the bottom of the bus. The blonde group rides on the top level. Soon their journey begins and bottom group is whooping it up having a great time, when one of them realizes he doesn't hear anything from the blondes upstairs. We're having a great time downstairs! More Jo...
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The Casino Jokes Blog: My God, why have you forsaken me?
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The Casino Jokes Blog. Thursday, June 11, 2009. My God, why have you forsaken me? A guy named Joe finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate he decides to ask god for help. He begins to pray. "god, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery". Lottery night comes and somebody else wins it. Joe again prays. God, please let me win the lottery!
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The Casino Jokes Blog: February 2009
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The Casino Jokes Blog. Wednesday, February 25, 2009. Bill Gates Chooses Heaven or Hell. Bill Gates arrives at the port to heaven and hell. Petrus says : You see Bill, we don't know what to do with you. You may choose "heaven" or "hell". Bill peeks in heaven and sees a couple of old boring men sitting around at a table. Bill takes a look in hell and sees really beautiful women, sex, drugs, rock and roll, and most of all, gambling. So Bill says : I am a gambling man, I want to go to hell! So the businessma...
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The Casino Jokes Blog: February 2010
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The Casino Jokes Blog. Tuesday, February 2, 2010. Blondes and Bingo Online. Here come an another joke from Blondes and Bingo Online. It was a Ladies Only Night in the All Blonde Bingo Hall. The night had been pretty boring, not one single person had a BINGO all night. The last game was up for grabs, with a huge bingo prize of $3,500.00 in the pot. The game drags on and on, and nearly every blonde in the house had to be on for the big blackout. Finally, G-47 was called, but still no shouts of "Bingo!
