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The Gallimaufry: October 2010

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In Spain, no one can hear you scream. Tuesday, October 5, 2010. Berbalerbs: Just the Tip. This is a new feature in which 'Mauf writer Berbalerbs shares a brief observation or comment, a literary amuse-bouche. If you will. Why? Because 1.) I'm lazy and 2.) fuck-off. I just realized that Andy Rooney's little "editorial" spot on 60 Minutes consists of him re-discovering that he's 174 fucking years old, week after week, and that puts him a leeeeeeettle. Links to this post. Damn this old dude sucks.

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The Gallimaufry: Berbalerbs: Just the Tip

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In Spain, no one can hear you scream. Tuesday, October 5, 2010. Berbalerbs: Just the Tip. This is a new feature in which 'Mauf writer Berbalerbs shares a brief observation or comment, a literary amuse-bouche. If you will. Why? Because 1.) I'm lazy and 2.) fuck-off. I just realized that Andy Rooney's little "editorial" spot on 60 Minutes consists of him re-discovering that he's 174 fucking years old, week after week, and that puts him a leeeeeeettle. Damn this old dude sucks. Follow me on Twitter.

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The Gallimaufry: Did you miss me? You missed me.

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In Spain, no one can hear you scream. Tuesday, March 30, 2010. Did you miss me? Let's forgo the niceties. Let's just fucking dance. Mets must let Reyes play on first day. Before we begin, a few yes/no questions for you:. 1 Are you unaware that a baseball season consists of more than just 1 game? Specifically, 161 games more than just 1 game? 2 Have you (intentionally or otherwise) completely ignored the past three seasons of New York Metropolitans baseball? 3 Are you a complete fucking idiot? They say th...

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The Gallimaufry: If I Seem to Have Died, Please Don't Take Me to A Mexican Coroner

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In Spain, no one can hear you scream. Monday, August 23, 2010. If I Seem to Have Died, Please Don't Take Me to A Mexican Coroner. It's been a while, I sort of forget how to to do this. Anyway,. Http:/ www.ajc.com/news/nation-world/mexico-baby-declared-dead-586020.html. Mexico Baby declared dead revives inside coffin. Off to a great start for a number of reasons. "Mexico Baby"? I'm no word-make-y type guy, but shouldn't that say "Mexican Baby"? So instead of one less movie-ruining Mexican baby,. Also, wou...

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The Gallimaufry: King Hippo to Abdicate Throne.

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In Spain, no one can hear you scream. Monday, August 23, 2010. King Hippo to Abdicate Throne. Speaking of headlines that are more than a shade fucked up, check out this one, followed by the first sentence of the article. Doctors to operate on 'Hippo Man'. Surgeons have agreed to operate on a man - cruelly nicknamed Hippo Man - to remove a giant tumour from his nose. Ok, so this poor bastard is cruelly. While parents discipline their children by threatening to take them to meet him if they misbehave.

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The Gallimaufry: March 2009

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In Spain, no one can hear you scream. Wednesday, March 25, 2009. My Soapbox Was Being Repainted, You See. I find it funny that whenever Pem or I don't post on this blog for an extended period of time, there's always an explanation, either in the beginning of a post or in an actual post of its own. It's funny, you see, because I'd be willing to bet that not a god damned person reads this site regularly (unless Pem or I force feed them a link to the articles) so the notices are for each other, I suppose.

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The Gallimaufry: November 2009

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In Spain, no one can hear you scream. Tuesday, November 10, 2009. Marble Hill English Teacher is Confused, Racy. Teacher reassigned over racy essay. I saw this headline and immediately thought, "who's the dumbass that wrote this? Shouldn't it be 'resigned'? The dumbass, because the teacher was reassigned, much like the title suggests. He's a really, really good teacher," she said. "He understands. You can speak to him about anything.". But Louella Hatch, who has a grandson in the tenth grade at the schoo...

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The Gallimaufry: August 2011

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In Spain, no one can hear you scream. Wednesday, August 3, 2011. Doctor GeniusFace Has a Whoopsie. A 63-year-old California man with a hernia plunged a butter knife into his abdomen in an attempt to fix the problem, and later put a lit cigarette in the wound, police said on Tuesday. Police found the man lying naked on the porch of his apartment in the Los Angeles suburb of Glendale on Sunday night after his wife called to report his attempt at surgery, Glendale police spokesman Sergeant Tom Lorenz said.

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The Gallimaufry: March 2010

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In Spain, no one can hear you scream. Tuesday, March 30, 2010. Did you miss me? Let's forgo the niceties. Let's just fucking dance. Mets must let Reyes play on first day. Before we begin, a few yes/no questions for you:. 1 Are you unaware that a baseball season consists of more than just 1 game? Specifically, 161 games more than just 1 game? 2 Have you (intentionally or otherwise) completely ignored the past three seasons of New York Metropolitans baseball? 3 Are you a complete fucking idiot? They say th...

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The Gallimaufry: July 2011

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In Spain, no one can hear you scream. Sunday, July 31, 2011. And the whole "Jesus's Image" thing comes full circle. Let's say for a second you are God. Not only that, you are also the son of God, and died for the sins of every human (fuck you, other things living on Earth! Anyway, instead of showing yourself to the world and being like "hey sorry for the AIDs and the Hurricanes and shit. I'm testing you! Or on a rag! OOOOOOoooh BEST idea ever, I'll show my face on a. You're kind of a dick." Or like, ...