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Chapter Twenty Nine: Meet George Jettison. – The Arcade Philosopher
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A progression from pixels and bit-crushed themes. Explaining “The Arcade Philosopher”. Chapter Twenty Nine: Meet George Jettison. January 24, 2014. October 15, 2014. Happenstance: The Party Game where you mime a stance and your teams have to guess what pop culture icon made the stance first. in 2014, from Mattel! I gave up on the idea of trying to recycle the fads of earlier generations to rake in on nostalgia profits. No one wants those JNCO pants you had to be separately searched in high school for.
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Chapter Thirty-Eight: Pulling A Rabbit Out Of A Hospital Ward – The Arcade Philosopher
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A progression from pixels and bit-crushed themes. Explaining “The Arcade Philosopher”. Chapter Thirty-Eight: Pulling A Rabbit Out Of A Hospital Ward. February 12, 2014. These infomercials keep asking me to forget things that I know about kitchen utensils and appliances. I just forgot how to be smart. Keep a bunny with you at all times. Alive, of course. You never know when you might wander into a Children’s Hospital and need to cheer up some dying infants. Quick answer: Just Break Up. Do not compare sex ...
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Chapter Twenty Six: The Ol’ Brutus Beard Bush – The Arcade Philosopher
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A progression from pixels and bit-crushed themes. Explaining “The Arcade Philosopher”. Chapter Twenty Six: The Ol’ Brutus Beard Bush. January 17, 2014. January 16, 2014. Always carry a cup filled with cold coffee. You never know when you would need to intentionally spill it on yourself and act like it’s scolding you to get your co-workers to pay attention to your presentation. Transportation in a city is limited to three things: Public Transportation, Personal Vehicle, or running away from the lady in th...
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Chapter Twenty Eight: Stealing Is As Old As The D20 You Rolled – The Arcade Philosopher
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A progression from pixels and bit-crushed themes. Explaining “The Arcade Philosopher”. Chapter Twenty Eight: Stealing Is As Old As The D20 You Rolled. January 22, 2014. I always found the Snickers bar as a fun corporate gag gone awry. What product would have the balls to be the exact verb that is able to describe anyone that sees you eating one? Snickers, mother-fucker. Man up, with a Snickers. When it comes to the next best thing, I always find myself with the next best discarded thing. One man̵...
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Chapter Thirty-Two: A Six-Sided Cube Or A Five-Sided Box? – The Arcade Philosopher
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A progression from pixels and bit-crushed themes. Explaining “The Arcade Philosopher”. Chapter Thirty-Two: A Six-Sided Cube Or A Five-Sided Box? February 4, 2014. I’ve never seen a person wielding a clipboard and the newest earthly protest to a stereotypical barrel fire of refuse that hobos tend to circle around. There must be something to barrel fires. Headphones are the modern Cloak of Invisibility to the people asking things from you in public. 8221; – The Reason Scooby-Doo Stopped Being Cool. There w...
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Chapter Thirty-Five: L.O.V.E. Spells Free Without Fee – The Arcade Philosopher
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A progression from pixels and bit-crushed themes. Explaining “The Arcade Philosopher”. Chapter Thirty-Five: L.O.V.E. Spells Free Without Fee. February 10, 2014. February 9, 2014. 8220;Almost” should be thought of as a food seasoning. A sprinkle it on for some doubt or dump a vial of it on for constantly, vague allegory. You can’t spell Free without Fee. When the Stripper says it’s free, IT IS NOT SPELLED WITHOUT A FEE. My father taught me that when I was seven. If I would have been the guy that said, ...
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Chapter Twenty Seven: That New Candle Puppy Smell – The Arcade Philosopher
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A progression from pixels and bit-crushed themes. Explaining “The Arcade Philosopher”. Chapter Twenty Seven: That New Candle Puppy Smell. January 19, 2014. January 19, 2014. 8220;The keys to a door can’t open a window, idiot.” – Ancient Doubter Proverb. The amount of time you spend sleeping, eating, and lying around the house all day makes you realize you’ve lived a cat’s life on top of your other shitty one. A premise for the worst game show would somehow include a panel of judges and your previous brea...
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rtylermeier – The Arcade Philosopher
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A progression from pixels and bit-crushed themes. Explaining “The Arcade Philosopher”. Chapter Forty: Bias Vices Towards an Empty Life Crisis. October 20, 2014. A time capsule is for fans of history that hate books, movies, pictures, and everything else we would put into a time capsule. 8220;I never asked for a relationship, but if you wanted to fuck someone you hate-liked for a few months, I could be that guy.” – That Guy. Learning is the act of failing and being able to live to tell the tale. A lot...
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Chapter Twenty Three: Mad Libs For The Living When You’re Dead – The Arcade Philosopher
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A progression from pixels and bit-crushed themes. Explaining “The Arcade Philosopher”. Chapter Twenty Three: Mad Libs For The Living When You’re Dead. December 12, 2013. If you’re the kind of person that eats food beyond the five-second rule, then you’re also the kind of person that doesn’t get to touch your mouth on my mouth. A lapse in judgement is a Mad Lib for your kids or funeral attendees to figure out later in life. A poetry slam is not a move you’d want to use on the basketball court. A great per...
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