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NINTENDO RELEASE 3DS – WORLD STOPS » UK RESISTANCE
http://ukresistance.co.uk/2011/03/nintendo-release-3ds-world-stops
NINTENDO RELEASE 3DS – WORLD STOPS. Today marks the UK launch of the 3DS, and thousands of COMPLETE IDIOTS queued all night just to get their hands on one. Here’s the list of launch games for the 3DS:. Nothing really exciting in that lineup worth forking out 200 for. Also you could add the prefix “Yet another…” to most of those games. Does the world. Need another Mario Kart? 8211; Nintendo employed a woman to hold their product in a hideous flash-driven piece of promo fluff on their site. Ridge Racer 3D ...
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SONY BEGINS REISSUING PLAYSTATION NETWORK PASSWORDS » UK RESISTANCE
http://ukresistance.co.uk/2011/04/sony-begins-reissuing-playstation-network-passwords
SONY BEGINS REISSUING PLAYSTATION NETWORK PASSWORDS. At least it’s nice that everything’s out in the open. On Apr.27, 2011. April 27th, 2011 on 4:09 pm. 8220;All the passwords have to be random and unique. Otherwise it wouldn’t be secure. April 27th, 2011 on 5:05 pm. YOU’D BETTER BE MAKING A REGULAR HABIT OF THIS AGAIN, ZORG. April 27th, 2011 on 5:47 pm. It’s like we were never away! I predict spiral updates within the week. Big Jim Slade said:. April 27th, 2011 on 6:58 pm. Please Zorg, never leave again.
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CLOSEDOWN, MARCH 29th 2011 » UK RESISTANCE
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CLOSEDOWN, MARCH 29th 2011. It’s time. Or rather, it was time about three years ago and we have only just got around to making it formal. I’m going out. Might be some time. Save me a few of those Sonic The Hedgehog pasta shapes, if they haven’t gone rotten inside the tin. Thanks for everything, everyone. It’s been character defining. On Mar.29, 2011. March 29th, 2011 on 2:48 pm. March 29th, 2011 on 2:50 pm. Blue skies in games for life. March 29th, 2011 on 2:56 pm. March 29th, 2011 on 2:57 pm. Goodbye, a...
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GOOD SONIC TOY SHOCKER » UK RESISTANCE
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GOOD SONIC TOY SHOCKER. It’s only a prototype. The actual retail version will probably end up with rickets, fat arms, club feet and a spack face. Should a 31 year old even be contemplating its purchase? Shamelessly stolen from a site that has regular updates: The Sonic Stadium. If nothing else, it should stop Weatherbox from whinging? On Mar.11, 2011. March 11th, 2011 on 1:52 pm. Tch Caving to popular demand. Or to Weatherbox anyway, does that count as popular? March 11th, 2011 on 2:07 pm. Gary, you stop...
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SEGA JAPAN STILL FLYING THE FLAG OF DISPLAYING LOVELY GIRLS IN HOTPANTS » NOTUKRESISTANCE
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NOTUKRESISTANCE SIGNS EXCLUSIVITY DEAL WITH NINTENDO. A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG BAG IN A SHOP IN LONDON. SEGA JAPAN STILL FLYING THE FLAG OF DISPLAYING LOVELY GIRLS IN HOTPANTS. LOVELY GIRL ROUND UP. We have no idea what game this actually is because it doesn’t appear to include a boost button or drift control. However, kudos to you SEGA Japan SEGA Subsidiary for not buckling under overwhelming pressure to cover up the legs of lovely girls. There’s even a website HERE. Posted by Captain Whoops. HELPS YOU FIND...
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THE OBJECTIFICATION OF WOMAN IN TRADE SHOW ADVERT, PIKMIN 3 PLUS SOME OTHER THINGS » NOTUKRESISTANCE
http://www.notukresistance.co.uk/2013/07/26/mvc-and-some-other-things
SEGA MEGA DRIVE TANK TOP. THE WEEK OF THE 90’S ARCADE RACER UPDATE #8 UPDATE – ISLAND SHORT. THE OBJECTIFICATION OF WOMAN IN TRADE SHOW ADVERT, PIKMIN 3 PLUS SOME OTHER THINGS. CORPORATE BACK SCRATCHING EVENTS. Recoil in HORROR and SHOCK as you look at her NAKED FOREARM. Stare wide-eyed in FURY and DISGUST at that bit ABOVE THE BOOBS AND BELOW THE NECK. TOUCH YOURSELF against your OWN WILL at her OPEN MOUTHED FACE. When will it ever end? SOME OTHER THINGS *. ACTUAL GAME NEWS: PIKMIN 3 ON WII U. Leave a R...
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BLUE SKY GAMES » NOTUKRESISTANCE
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THE WEEK OF THE 90’S ARCADE RACER UPDATE #8 UPDATE – ISLAND SHORT. EMERGENCY BROADCAST: There’s been another Update about the 90’s Arcade Racer on Kickstarter HERE. 6 unique race tracks confirmed! Different times of day confirmed! Massively uncomfortable twitching erection confirmed! Here’s the first track, Island Short. Plus a cassette over one of the tunnel entrances! Posted by Captain Whoops. On August 12, 2013. THE 90’S ARCADE RACER: AN UPDATE ON THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS ANYMORE. On May 30, 2013.
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SWIRL SOLDIERS » NOTUKRESISTANCE
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UNITED STATES OF AMERICA DREAMCAST SWIRL POINTS TO DREAMCAST2 REVEAL. PUT A SWIRL ON IT. From across the pond far away comes news of a covert SEGA marketing campaign for Dreamcast2. They’re so clever those marketing people at SEGA and not at all thick and stupid! You don’t fool us, a hardware press conference is imminent plus launch line-up. 8220;Hello again, NUKR. I have more swirls from the States.”. 8211; CaptFlushing (Zachary)”. You’d take blurry pictures too if you were also masturbating. I went for...
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PUT A SWIRL ON IT » NOTUKRESISTANCE
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UNITED STATES OF AMERICA DREAMCAST SWIRL POINTS TO DREAMCAST2 REVEAL. PUT A SWIRL ON IT. From across the pond far away comes news of a covert SEGA marketing campaign for Dreamcast2. They’re so clever those marketing people at SEGA and not at all thick and stupid! You don’t fool us, a hardware press conference is imminent plus launch line-up. 8220;Hello again, NUKR. I have more swirls from the States.”. 8211; CaptFlushing (Zachary)”. You’d take blurry pictures too if you were also masturbating. I went for...
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NEW DREAMCAST GAME IN SHOPS » UK RESISTANCE
http://ukresistance.co.uk/2011/03/new-dreamcast-game-in-shops
NEW DREAMCAST GAME IN SHOPS. But hang on, what’s this? Oh It’s an Xbox 360 reissue. :(. Blurry photo hastily taken at PC World. On the plus side it was the only bastion of HAPPY BLUE SKY GAMING sitting on a shelf of dreary 18 sludge. Filed in ACTUAL GAMES. DREAMCAST LOGO IN REAL LIFE. SEGA IN THE MODERN AGE. On Mar.19, 2011. March 19th, 2011 on 7:58 pm. Fuck off, PC World. Fuck right off. March 19th, 2011 on 8:35 pm. March 19th, 2011 on 9:32 pm. March 19th, 2011 on 9:59 pm. March 20th, 2011 on 4:05 pm.