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Laugh and be Healthy: October 2006
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Laugh and be Healthy. Thursday, October 12, 2006. In New Delhi, Mr. Sharma comes homes one night,. And his wife throws her. Arms around his neck: "I have great news: I'm a. Month overdue. I think. We're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a. Test today, but until we. Find out for sure, we can't tell anybody". The next day, Mrs. Sharma receives a telephone. Call from DEB (Delhi. Electric Board) because the electricity bill has. Am I speaking to Mrs Sharma? DEB Guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!
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Laugh and be Healthy: July 2006
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Laugh and be Healthy. Tuesday, July 18, 2006. There's A Durian For Everyone. In Penang, Malaysia, the best place to get good durian is in the town of Balik Pulau, on the southwest corner of Penang Island. Balik Pulau is a 30 minute drive over the main range and has a lot of durian estates. Number Eleven" is a very popular durian in the 70's. It has creamy yellow flesh with a pleasant taste and a subtle smell. Ang Sim (Red Heart). Hor Loh (Water Gourd Durian). The flesh of the Hor Loh is very soft, dry an...
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Laugh and be Healthy: March 2007
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Laugh and be Healthy. Friday, March 02, 2007. Have a Blonde One. A blonde woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps? The clerk says, "What denomination? The woman says, "God help us. Has it come to this? Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists.". Sent to me via email by my buddy from. The States, Dr. Richard Tam. Posted by The Oriental Express at 3:40 PM. So a Kam Chow Chow shall I be!
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Laugh and be Healthy: September 2006
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Laugh and be Healthy. Sunday, September 24, 2006. Mildred, the church gossip and self-appointed arbiter of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose in the other members' private lives. Church members were unappreciative of her activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his pickup truck parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. Adapted from "Send It Out Newsletter".
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Laugh and be Healthy: April 2006
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Laugh and be Healthy. Sunday, April 30, 2006. After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table.". The woman calmly looked up and replied firmly, "Oh, no. He did not. In fact, he just walked in the front door.". From "Send It Out Newsletter". Choo Choo Train :-). Posted by The Oriental Express at 12:02 AM. Friday, April 28, 2006. And all she said is "Hi! A policeman was interrogating 3 blon...
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Laugh and be Healthy: June 2006
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Laugh and be Healthy. Saturday, June 17, 2006. A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. House," for instance, is feminine: "la casa." "Pencil," is masculine: "el lapiz.". A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'? Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be masculine or feminine noun. 4 As soon as...
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Laugh and be Healthy: May 2006
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Laugh and be Healthy. Wednesday, May 31, 2006. One day, an immigrant from Poland entered a New York Police Precinct to report that his new American wife was planning to kill him. The Copper on duty was intrigued by this and asked, "How sure are you that she is gonna kill you? I mean, did she threaten to kill you? Nope," replied the nervous immigrant. Well, did you hear her tell someone else that she's gonna kill you? Did someone tell you that your wife is gonna kill you? Hey man, what so funny? The vet g...
