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*neck crick*: January 2005

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Neck cricks are the windows to the soul. Monday, January 31, 2005. So now that I'm a regular at Globogym. I've been noticing that some people are a LOT more comfortable with their own nudity than they should be. I've decided to write up some locker-room nudity etiquette rules for those who are nudity-dyslexic:. It is OK to be completely naked if you are taking off your clothes to put on your towel. This rule also applies if you are taking off your towel to put on your clothes. I think the weirdest thing ...

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*neck crick*: March 2005

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Neck cricks are the windows to the soul. Tuesday, March 22, 2005. So I'm thinking of getting a new car because my little Peugeout 206cc is just becoming too impractical. Poor Maria gets elbowed everytime she's in the back seat and Matt puts his arm out to reverse the car. I've been looking at the Toyota Prius. But Matt doesn't like it 'coz it's "too family". Matt likes the BMW 120i. Which I kinda like also, but after adding all the options it costs too much (I need 17" rims and satellite navigation!

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*neck crick*: April 2005

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Neck cricks are the windows to the soul. Thursday, April 21, 2005. So I leave for my vacation in ONE WEEK! For those who don't know, here's my itinerary and things that I wanna do:. 29Apr05 - 18May05 New York City. Celebrate Googz's and Steve's birthdays. Check out the Natural History Museum. Spend a whole day at Central Park. Eat a few cupcakes from Magnolia. Go to at least one class at Broadway Dance Center. 18May05 - 21May05 Los Angeles. Eat at Killer Shrimp again! 21May05 - 25May05 Las Vegas. Going u...

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*neck crick*: December 2005

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Neck cricks are the windows to the soul. Thursday, December 15, 2005. So Matt and I went to The Grove last night with my workmates John, Vera and John's partner Ed to watch "Brokeback Mountain" (the gay cowboy movie with Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhall) and I gotta say.it's pretty damnedy good. You could take away the gay sex and making out scenes and it'd STILL be damnedy good. That's saying something. My point is.when it comes to your town GO SEE IT! Even you straight men! Posted by Rayray @ 6:58 AM.

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*neck crick*: September 2005

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Neck cricks are the windows to the soul. Wednesday, September 28, 2005. Roast turkey breast, Roast pumpkin/zucchini/sweet potato/carrot, Greek salad (courtesy of Jill), Garlic bread, Stuffing, Gravy, Cranberry sauce and Pine Nut and white chocolate brownies. Matty's dessert - Trifle with sponge cake, jelly, custard, white chocolate, berries and whipped cream! Me/Matt, Rhands/Maria, Jill/Eric, Iven/Jane, Ed/Sharon and Phong/Lisa. I know.we're posers. :P. Song of the Day: "Round and Round" - Tevin Campbell.

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*neck crick*: November 2005

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Neck cricks are the windows to the soul. Wednesday, November 16, 2005. So what's everyone doing for new years eve? Matt and I are deciding between Chicago and New York. Song of the Day: "Looks Like We've Made It" - Barry Manilow (YES I still have his Greatest Hits CD on repeat! Posted by Rayray @ 8:54 PM. Wednesday, November 02, 2005. Goin back to Cali. So guess who's going to the US-of-A for the fourth (! Song of the Day: "Copacobana" - Barry Manilow. I just bought "The Essential Barry Manilow" 2 di...

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*neck crick*: June 2005

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Neck cricks are the windows to the soul. Monday, June 27, 2005. On another note, some asshole ate their toast on my desk this morning and crumbed everywhere. MAN that pisses me off. But then again, everything is pissing me off at the moment. I stepped on the escalator last week and my foot was halfway on a step and when it moved I lost my balance. I got mad and kicked the escalator. Hahaha re-reading that, how gay does that sound? I digress. OK, time to take account of the past 30 years. 0 *knock on wood*.

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*neck crick*: February 2005

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Neck cricks are the windows to the soul. Tuesday, February 22, 2005. So if a straight guy can suck his own penis - does that make him somewhat gay? I mean, if that were to happen and we played "I Never" and the statement was "I've never had my lips on a penis", they'd have to drink. I'm so proud of all my friends. Song of the Day: "Place Where You Belong" - Shai. Posted by Rayray @ 4:21 PM. Wednesday, February 16, 2005. Gave me a tangent to follow. So if you're a blurker - comment! On another note - DJ M...

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*neck crick*: December 2004

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Neck cricks are the windows to the soul. Sunday, December 26, 2004. So it's December 26th and I had a great christmas yesterday. Matt and I are about to bounce to go watch a movie with some friends but I just wanted to say merry christmas to everyone! Posted by Rayray @ 11:01 AM. Thursday, December 23, 2004. So I had the weirdest dream last night! A) I don't find two-headed people attractive (apologies to any conjoined twins reading this), and. B) I don't find female strippers attractive. Why does "I Nev...

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