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Current affairs, discussed by a youthful type, sort of. Newer posts →. October 23, 2012. In the event that I’m not around next week, please tell the police it was Brad from the Co-Op that did it. (Early 40s, not many teeth. Actually – a lot like Jafar in that cloak disguise). I was in there about an hour ago, buying eggs, when he decided this was an excellent time to chat erotic asphyxiation. 8221; – Gary is young and spotty. May I also note a playful tone to Brad’s voice]. Me: “Hello”. Gary drops a few ...
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Emily Sargent | Life in Debt
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Current affairs, discussed by a youthful type, sort of. Author Archives: Emily Sargent. September 16, 2013. Since I turn 25 next weekend, I thought I’d do some light research into quarter-century bucket lists. Not that I’m dying (physically), but it’s always good to know what you should have achieved by now. Some things I have managed: … Continue reading →. July 22, 2013. 6 reasons Greg would be a great housemate. May 4, 2013. April 15, 2013. April 5, 2013. Why does anyone become a child star? It seems t...
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@Pontifex y’all. | Life in Debt
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Current affairs, discussed by a youthful type, sort of. December 12, 2012. I cried last week on hearing the news, The Pope’s on Twitter! I had been wondering how long it would take his holiness to succumb to the lure of hash tagging. Biblical just got 21. I had been so. Excited for today’s first tweet. What will he say? I asked myself, fists excitedly clenched. Why do I care? I reasoned that, though I am not a Catholic, I enjoy novelty amalgamations; old people and technology are one of these. I’d like t...
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6 reasons Greg would be a great housemate | Life in Debt
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Current affairs, discussed by a youthful type, sort of. Festival prep →. 6 reasons Greg would be a great housemate. May 4, 2013. He really likes a stir fry. He plays hide and seek. Suspiciously high bills concern him. He loves food so much he relaxes on it. He is so majestic. Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window). Share on Facebook (Opens in new window). Click to email (Opens in new window). Click to print (Opens in new window). This entry was posted in Thoughts on things. Festival prep →.
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Roux Jr. | Life in Debt
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Current affairs, discussed by a youthful type, sort of. March 4, 2013. Having considered my options as a recently graduated and currently unemployed student, I have decided I would like to be legally adopted by Michel Roux Jr. Whilst I appreciate that 24 is an unconventional age to become somebody’s child, we live in a modern world and I like to think we can all be open minded about this arrangement. I am now sure it is the right move. He recalled the last time he ate fried chicken, which was in 1975:.
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Biebs | Life in Debt
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Current affairs, discussed by a youthful type, sort of. April 5, 2013. Become a child star? I don’t understand. It always ends so very badly. Why will no one LEARN. Justin Bieber is now officially batshit mad. But come on. He grew up playing swing-ball and making sofa dens with Usher of course. He now has a pet monkey. If I had been trading Pokémon cards and playing shop with intermittent dance tuition from like Greg Wallace, ( NO. YOU be the customer, Greg ),. Own a porpoise and take crack. It’s ok just...
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DOOMSDAY | Life in Debt
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Current affairs, discussed by a youthful type, sort of. Roux Jr. →. December 20, 2012. Over the past few weeks I have partaken in various Mayan conversations. Typically I laugh gaily at ‘doomsdays’, smile and roll my eyes at ‘end of the world’ generally maintain an air of extreme nonchalance. Let’s talk about DARWIN. Now that. Is something that has appeared in several textbooks which have been read. That is science,. My friend. Let’s climb aboard the sense train together. Then I looked online. December b...
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Festival prep | Life in Debt
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Current affairs, discussed by a youthful type, sort of. 6 reasons Greg would be a great housemate. July 22, 2013. I know there’s a lot to potentially be anxious about when it comes to festivals, but personally (even as a first-timer), I’m super excited about the lack of social structure. As he tore loose his tie and made off with a Build-a-Bear. Anything goes man. And by the way, that’s exactly how the riots were. We all reek. Going to find the toilets? Nah, here’s fine. Making dinner? I know as I’...
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Lies | Life in Debt
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Current affairs, discussed by a youthful type, sort of. March 5, 2013. It seems the longer I am unemployed, the keener I am to tell people I can do jobs I am wildly unqualified for. I was after a simple part-time waitressing job (leaving me Mondays and Tuesdays to graciously assume my rightful position as head of the BBC), but it turns out there are none. I was left with two options,. A) Accept defeat starve and die. 8220;Can you do latte art? 8220;Yes Sir I can, my signature is a swan.”. Even without my...
